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Already one of the greatest MATIs of the year. Return of the funny Chris habbenings, the funniest ss13 furry fetish diatribe/reading I have ever seen, return of BMJ sneething and chucking at live-action blackjack dealers.
 
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None More Black said:
you rang?
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What did he say that was wrong?
If you believe in round earth like you were taught in pre-school you are a retard:
Its an oblate sphereoid

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Ahem....



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Josh singing one of my favorite songs, I feel i like I am in a concert where Josh jumped on stage after Nina left and started singing.

WelperHelper99 said:
You do realize He is still the Christian God even if we differ on the details, right?
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"No one who denies the Son has the Father. Whoever confesses the Son has the Father also."

If you disagree on the very fundamental things like who God is in essence, then no you don't believe in the Christian God. This is why Mormons, Jews, and Muslims are not Christian.
 
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Col said:
"No one who denies the Son has the Father. Whoever confesses the Son has the Father also."

If you disagree on the very fundamental things like who God is in essence, then no you don't believe in the Christian God. This is why Mormons, Jews, and Muslims are not Christian.
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The Jews are spoiled children that God still has a contract with. The Muslims never were Christian to begin with. Mormons contest the Trinity, that has been hotly contested since the beginning. Nice pulling quotes out your ass kiddo.
 
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Josh during the Ralph segment there was a weird connection where Keemstar offered Ralph 100k to fight Andy Warski but Ralph turned it down because he needed Metokur's permission to fight. But know he hates Keem for making a lot of money (which he offered to Ralph) and is willing to fight an incest girl.
 
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The Jews are spoiled children that God still has a contract with. The Muslims never were Christian to begin with. Mormons contest the Trinity, that has been hotly contested since the beginning. Nice pulling quotes out your ass kiddo.
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Its literally the bible. Not only that but it is literally one of the foundational doctrinal verses of the bible on what defines a Christian.
"The Jews are spoiled children that God still has a contract with"
You have not read the book of John at all have you?
"39You pore over the Scriptures because you presume that by them you possess eternal life. These are the very words that testify about Me, 40yet you refuse to come to Me to have life.

41I do not accept glory from men, 42but I know you, that you do not have the love of God within you. 43I have come in My Father’s name, and you have not received Me; but if someone else comes in his own name, you will receive him. 44How can you believe if you accept glory from one another, yet do not seek the glory that comes from the only God?

45Do not think that I will accuse you before the Father. Your accuser is Moses, in whom you have put your hope. 46If you had believed Moses, you would believe Me, because he wrote about Me. 47But since you do not believe what he wrote, how will you believe what I say?”"
 
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Col said:
Its literally the bible. Not only that but it is literally one of the foundational doctrinal verses of the bible on what defines a Christian.
"The Jews are spoiled children that God still has a contract with"
You have not read the book of John at all have you?
"39You pore over the Scriptures because you presume that by them you possess eternal life. These are the very words that testify about Me, 40yet you refuse to come to Me to have life.

41I do not accept glory from men, 42but I know you, that you do not have the love of God within you. 43I have come in My Father’s name, and you have not received Me; but if someone else comes in his own name, you will receive him. 44How can you believe if you accept glory from one another, yet do not seek the glory that comes from the only God?

45Do not think that I will accuse you before the Father. Your accuser is Moses, in whom you have put your hope. 46If you had believed Moses, you would believe Me, because he wrote about Me. 47But since you do not believe what he wrote, how will you believe what I say?”"
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You are a idiot that knows not the words he reads. The Jews have been in a covenant since Abraham. Jesus chewing them out doesn't change that fact. You can cherry pick all you want, the Bible is a big book. But you're wrong.

Also that was referring to the Jews not accepting Christ as the Messiah, which was as planned.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
You are a idiot that knows not the words he reads. The Jews have been in a covenant since Abraham. Jesus chewing them out doesn't change that fact. You can cherry pick all you want, the Bible is a big book. But you're wrong.
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oh SHIT
CHURCH FIGHT!
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WelperHelper99 said:
You are a idiot that knows not the words he reads. The Jews have been in a covenant since Abraham. Jesus chewing them out doesn't change that fact. You can cherry pick all you want, the Bible is a big book. But you're wrong.
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It is literally a foundational belief of Christianity, if this point is wrong Christianity is wrong. It does, you don't even understand the original covenant. After Adam everyone died and went to Sheol(with very rare exceptions) the purpose of the covenant was to bring about the messiah and to continue the mission of making the earth more like Eden. The law was NEVER a means of spiritual salvation.
Galatians 3
O foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? It was before your eyes that Jesus Christ was publicly portrayed as crucified. 2 Let me ask you only this: Did you receive the Spirit by works of the law or by hearing with faith? 3 Are you so foolish? Having begun by the Spirit, are you now being perfected by[a] the flesh? 4 Did you suffer[b] so many things in vain—if indeed it was in vain? 5 Does he who supplies the Spirit to you and works miracles among you do so by works of the law, or by hearing with faith— 6 just as Abraham “believed God, and it was counted to him as righteousness” 7 Know then that it is those of faith who are the sons of Abraham. 8 And the Scripture, foreseeing that God would justify[c] the Gentiles by faith, preached the gospel beforehand to Abraham, saying, “In you shall all the nations be blessed.” 9 So then, those who are of faith are blessed along with Abraham, the man of faith.
10 For all who rely on works of the law are under a curse; for it is written, “Cursed be everyone who does not abide by all things written in the Book of the Law, and do them.” 11 Now it is evident that no one is justified before God by the law, for “The righteous shall live by faith.”[d] 12 But the law is not of faith, rather “The one who does them shall live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us—for it is written, “Cursed is everyone who is hanged on a tree”— 14 so that in Christ Jesus the blessing of Abraham might come to the Gentiles, so that we might receive the promised Spirit[e] through faith.

So who understood the theology of Judaism in the torah better, Paul who was a pharasee temple priest, or you?

Here is even a mini lecture by Dr. Michael Heiser on the topic in a Q&A section.
 
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Col said:
literally a foundational belief of Christianity, if this point is wrong Christianity is wrong. It does, you don't even understand the original covenant. After Adam everyone died and went to Sheol(with very rare exceptions) the purpose of the covenant was to bring about the messiah and to continue the mission of making the earth more like Eden. The law was NEVER a means of spiritual salvation.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Galatians%203&version=ESV Galatians 3
O foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? It was before your eyes that Jesus Christ was publicly portrayed as crucified. 2 Let me ask you only this: Did you receive the Spirit by works of the law or by hearing with faith? 3 Are you so foolish? Having begun by the Spirit, are you now being perfected by[a] the flesh? 4 Did you suffer[b] so many things in vain—if indeed it was in vain? 5 Does he who supplies the Spirit to you and works miracles among you do so by works of the law, or by hearing with faith— 6 just as Abraham “believed God, and it was counted to him as righteousness” 7 Know then that it is those of faith who are the sons of Abraham. 8 And the Scripture, foreseeing that God would justify[c] the Gentiles by faith, preached the gospel beforehand to Abraham, saying, “In you shall all the nations be blessed.” 9 So then, those who are of faith are blessed along with Abraham, the man of faith.
10 For all who rely on works of the law are under a curse; for it is written, “Cursed be everyone who does not abide by all things written in the Book of the Law, and do them.” 11 Now it is evident that no one is justified before God by the law, for “The righteous shall live by faith.”[d] 12 But the law is not of faith, rather “The one who does them shall live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us—for it is written, “Cursed is everyone who is hanged on a tree”— 14 so that in Christ Jesus the blessing of Abraham might come to the Gentiles, so that we might receive the promised Spirit[e] through faith.

So who understood the theology of Judaism in the torah better, Paul who was a pharasee temple priest, or you?

Here is even a mini lecture by Dr. Michael Heiser on the topic in a Q&A section.
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Genesis 15:5 KJV

And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.

That in effect means that they will never die out. So yes the covenant is still in effect. God does protect them. Would you believe a contract with God is complicated and layered?
 
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@WelperHelper99 I guess the mods want the conversation to end, so I will end it here. What logic does that last post even have? "The Jews aren't dead yet. Therefore the law is an alternative means to spiritual salvation."
And yes. Complicated is a relative descriptive. A plan/contract/design by an infinitely complex and perfect being is something so intricate, detailed, and incomprehensible to us finite flawed beings that it is only by the spark of grace that we have a dull outline of what the intentions of it are. But there is my peace. Last post on the subject.
 
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