"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I was listening to last MATI while in my car over bluetooth so I was dying of laughter when null went over the video submissions of the people whining about their coomer shit and they all sounded exactly as I would imagine such people would.

and then when I got home and rewatched it with video my sides left orbit and reached warp speed as every single one of those fuckers LOOKED exactly as you'd expect them.

null is right these people could all be killed today and society could only improve. Chances are the people in this thread buttuhrt about it look and sound just like those from the video testimonials. When you argue with anime profiles you are arguing with various melanated shades of "le pol face"
 
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Alaric the Visigoth said:
Josh why even start a fight over this stupid shit when you said you didn't give a fuck from the beginning? Was it really that slow of a news week that you needed start this fake and gay drama.
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He had firsthand experience with goymergoyt ten years ago and actually learned something from it as opposed to all the nigger cattle signing petitions to this day. Also I believe his legal crowdfunding and successful retraction from epic probably contributed to solidifying his position. Sue or shut up.
The Lawgiver said:
EDIT: It's even been happening to the bing bing wahoo games of all things! I fucking forgot about the TTYD shitshow where they just stripped all mention of romance or small bitsof flavor text from the game and replaced it with either rushed generic stuff or scribes changing the context of scenes completely.
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The original localization of TTYD changed a lot of shit anyway. Like the tranny ghost just being called ugly by the jealous old hag ghost. In reality, xhe was just a boy who was cuter than xer sisters, but that doesn't translate well to an american audience (20 years ago). HOWEVER... now it does, if you make xim a strong independent troon instead of simply a cute boy, which I have heard Troonhouse (nintendo localizer company) has done.
What a shitload of fuck.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Classic Onion was fantastic and it's a shame they're now just "REPUBLICANS AMIRIGHT?!?!"


Also their future news segment was pretty accurate.

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I hope these old onion clips keep coming. Nice seeing them pop up, and bring back memories of a better time.

Also seeing them in the context of the current times is great.

Edit: we need to start using the term frustrage

Edit 2: also the subtle bits they add in of more ebonic like English being implied to be the normal way of talking is great.

The old onion was just amazing. Even if you might disagree with the underlying message in some of their bits. You can still appreachiate the takes, and the execution of the comedy.

Today. You just can't find that.
 
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Wodanaz said:
The original localization of TTYD changed a lot of shit anyway.
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yes but this one changes MORE while also having youtube people hype it up as a "more faithful" one due to the troonery shit.
 
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Was Valorant the FPS that Beardson and Nick Fuentes liked playing? I forget. Allegedly it's been taking screenshots of other open windows whenever it feels like it and presumably uploading it to servers in the glorious People's Republic of China
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@ItsGamerDoc is according to his description: Former esports player, Senior anti-cheat analyst at @RiotVanguard
 
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Wodanaz said:
Also I believe his legal crowdfunding and successful retraction from epic probably contributed to solidifying his position. Sue or shut up.
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Everyone was openly smearing or fucking around with the Farms on social media right up until Null successfully crowdfunded the legal funding. Within a day, it went completely silent and the people who said the most egregious stuff started sweating.

So yeah, actually posing a legal threat is a more effective means of persuasion than a petition. Even governments don't respond to them unless they have so many signatures, and that is only because legislature requires them to.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
Last minute removals or alteration of shit in games in general is becoming a pretty big fucking problem lately overall, not just coomer games or jokes getting axed from ports. That and the dialogue changes of old games to current year textwalls is some very interesting yet kinda exhausting phenomena to watch happen. It's almost exclusively the english language releases of games that pull this shit too.


EDIT: It's even been happening to the bing bing wahoo games of all things! I fucking forgot about the TTYD shitshow where they just stripped all mention of romance or small bitsof flavor text from the game and replaced it with either rushed generic stuff or scribes changing the context of scenes completely.
Can't have goombas flirt like inner city kids anymore, it's racist or sexist or something.
EDITX2: Shit I didn't realize they changed the insults directed at females from various different kinds to "Oh you're so smart you're a bookworm!" I'm fucking dying this is hilarious.
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This is an issue you get when you aren't able to own your own media anymore.

This is going to he a problem outside of even just games soon enough I can promise that. People not able to have their music and movies on either hard copies, or their own files is going to let people remove or change them. Regardless of whether you paid for them or not.
 
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Null said:
I especially hate having my point, which has been made clear and obvious to anyone with a fucking brain, deliberately misinterpreted by angry do-nothing crybaby gaymers who just want to find reasons to be upset. There's a reason why they're niggercattle.
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I'm personally not going to buy anything like this, and am on top of that sick of the fact that it seems half the Steam mods are gay anime coomer shit skin replacements, but really, if you were going to buy this and aren't now, this is what Steam refunds are for. Buy it, then immediately refund it saying you WOULD have bought it except for this shit.

In other words, do something they'll actually notice.

Not needing gross coomshit in my games, I don't specifically care about the lack of a cameltoe here or there, so much as that these faggots always start with something "reasonable" sounding, and if you give in to that, your entire future is more and more insane demands with the threat that you'll lose all the woke points you scored if you don't give in to the next demand, and next thing you know every character in your game is a grotesque lardwhale uglier than anything occurring in reality, every line of dialogue is woke bullshit, and every game is 10 minutes of gameplay split up between unskippable cutscenes full of ponderous lectures.

So it starts "hey sweaty try to do better do you really need this cameltoe you cishet weirdo?" And next thing they want full-on sodomy and troon shit in everything.
Ice Gun Ninja said:
Well, at least I didn't pre order the game like all of them so I guess I got lucky. I understand his perspective and his hatred for coomer consumers.
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I think his point is right that you're not going to convince anyone if you're ranting about it from a gooncave.

The issue is the bait and switch fraud, not the coomer material having any particular merit.
 
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Alaric the Visigoth said:
They ruined Rimworld
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This is from the list of childhood backstories
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That's not new, it's actually a remnant from when they had the game on Kickstarter and let people pay to have a unique pawn featured:

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If you see a pawn with a retarded nickname, you can usually rest assured it's one of the player-created ones.
 
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Null said:
I hate having to repeat myself.
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Sorry, I didn't catch that, come again? :smug:

Anyway, there seemed to be a little bit of a kerfuffle on Xitter over Josh saying that a cop "magdumped" into a pack of pitbulls, except he meticulously aimed at the pack of the genetic mistakes to not accidentally shoot the other genetic mistake.
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Tsk tsk, Josh, that's not what a magdump looks like.

This is what a mag dump looks like.
 
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This dude legit sounds like Peetz
I am eagerly awaiting the return of that fat retarded faggot. His political tardrages about per capita were so funny. If I was more creative then I would make a parody with that audio juxtaposed against Android Raptor posts about homosexual child rape.
 
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