"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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In case anyone was wondering about those signs at McGuire's in Pensacola, here's the gents:

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I can see how this could go wrong if you're in a hurry
Odd how something so human of an experience like the shock and embarrassment of walking in to the wrong bathroom/ someone else accidentally walking into you in the wrong bathroom has been utterly transformed into some disgusting and sinister. Death to coomers.
 
Supposedly the Steel Toe Faggot is dropping details on his relationship with Rekieta. They (as in both couples) went to some sex shop that has gloryhole-esque movie booths like those old Jurassic Park Jeep rides at arcades where “anything goes” called Pure Pleasure.

The reviews are hilarious and it’s a gay hotspot for St. Cloud, MN.
 
This might turn out to be a bullshit larp but I heard this was claimed.
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I can only speak for myself but I remember PeopleOfWalmart.com being one of my earliest exposures to American culture through the Internet and there were a lot of pictures on there of people who had brown poopoo stains on their butts. I think that website is the real origin of the "shart in the mart" meme because well... they were all at Walmart and they were sharting.

I think something else that contributes to the "Americans are fecally incontinent" memes is that South Park episode about shitting your pants after eating Chipotle. Americans love to talk about how Mexican food makes them have diarrhea.
Until this general conversation/the last MATI, I had never heard of the "...mart" as an internet/IRL phenom, and I've been an American and on the Internet for a very long time, so this still seems culturally niche to me; I guess people can be worlds apart despite a seeming connectedness through language.
And poop jokes are very jewish just like half of the creator team of SP, so again, a cultural gulf, although the dominance of media means that influence will be outsized vastly, and I'd rather live in a world where it were not so. Jews say a lot of things that aren't true, well, at least not about their targets.
 
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How did I know a salty little fag would type a bunch of shit at me about the programming comment

This is the only point I was making and the only thing I read from your post, so, glad we agree
A lot of women have been involved with programming btw. Ada Lovelace is widely regarded as the mother of modern programming

Of course, that was definitely "the only point". No other message in there at all. None at all. Especially not an unfounded fucking retarded one.

Dipshit.

Edit: dipshit.
 
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Of course, that was definitely "the only point". No other message in there at all. None at all. Especially not an unfounded fucking retarded one.

Dipshit.

Edit: dipshit.
I just don't actually care if "mother of modern programming" is the most true and honest descriptor or not, you can have it if you want it because it's a vague title and was only mentioned in service to my larger point. Like I think you'd agree with me that she was present and collaborating on early computers and that's really the only bar I'm interested in clearing here
 
Dear null,

As someone who is currently fighting against the unjust colonizers in Israel, for the "designated terrorist organization" known as Hamas, I have very limited access to internet. This makes streaming video very difficult, even downloading audio can take at least 2-4 hours.
This leads me into my request, I'd like for you to make a new Twitter account. Or, perhaps bribe a Twitter mod into unbanning you. I'm not fully sure how Twitter bans work, but I think a proxy would do the trick.
Please null, everyday without a new chuddy post feels like a paper cut on my eyeball.
 
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