"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Wewladdington said:
Alpacas are generally dumber and meaner than llamas too
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Are they really? I've heard the opposite, that alpacas are more gentle than llamas, which have a stronger tendency to be mean. Though, you seem like way more of a llama/alpaca expert than I am.
 
Angry Shoes said:
Also tax reasons. I knew a person who had a big plot of land and they got enough llamas that they could legally call it a farm for tax purposes.
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I've heard of this. They're an extremely low-input animal which is just perfect for pretending that your land is a "ranch" yeah. Don't get me wrong, they're cool and lovely animals but they are hobby animals and not true livestock
scathefire said:
Are they really? I've heard the opposite, that alpacas are more gentle than llamas, which have a stronger tendency to be mean. Though, you seem like way more of a llama/alpaca expert than I am.
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Well it's not that they're "meaner" exactly. Alpacas are more skittish and more NPC-like than llamas so they tend to kick, bite and thrash more when being handled out of instinct, especially when they're not used to human interaction. I've seen many alpacas get their heads or legs stuck in fences or farm equipment or rodent burrows and haven't ever seen a llama do this, they're very careful.

Guard llamas are thing, but a true guard llama has the guarding instinct in their blood and isn't mean because of abuse or over-handling as a cria as in many such cases. It pisses me the fuck off when people refer to some abused and neglected raggedy old llama with a bad temper as a "guard" when a true guard should be perfectly willing and sweet with humans like most llamas and is only aggressive towards dogs, coyotes, mountain lions and other predator species. Some guard llamas will even distinguish between wolves / coyotes and family farm dogs too, but most guards view dogs of any kind with a kill-on-sight prerogative
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Never heard of this. Had to look it up
Look at them go!
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Yeah dude. The guard gene replaces the "run away from predator" instinct with a "stomp that shit like a goomba" instinct.

Now imagine hearing this shit at 2:00 am because there's some turkeys roosting in the trees that the llamas don't like

Fiveish said:
I'm late to the MATI series, but I went on a binge yesterday through Russel Greer, Chantal, and Amberlyn. Do series veterans have a top recommended episode? The date as a title format makes a lot of the subject matter a mystery until viewed.
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Trans lifeline, Bex, and "The modern art stream" are all kino. So is the one on Nick Bate, Cosmo (Narcissa) and Pad. The Corn Harvest stream was also incredibly enjoyable. There are no bad Josh streams.
 
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Does anyone remember in which stream joosh said something like "if there was a button to kill all pedos I would push it twice"? I need to listen to that again, or was that just a feverdream?
 
>Declining mental faculties
>Pretty boy, speculated to be in closet
>Autistic
>Loves alpacas
>THE janny, speculated be a suppressed troon
>Is already accustomed to living in freezing wastelands
>Has some weird fetishes (a feeder)
>Hates womxn
>Terminally online in niche groups
>Was a discord admin

For the love of god give us the Troon-out-and-move-to-the-tranch arc, jersh (AKA the kino joshua coomer troon arc)

Bonus: By the time you arrive your gf tooter might be already there so you guys will be finally able to cuddle with kathryn all day long UwU
 
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deso2y said:
>Declining mental faculties
>Pretty boy, speculated to be in closet
>Autistic
>Loves alpacas
>THE janny, speculated be a suppressed troon
>Is already accustomed to living in freezing wastelands
>Has some weird fetishes (a feeder)
>Hates womxn
>Terminally online in niche groups
>Was a discord admin

For the love of god give us the Troon-out-and-move-to-the-tranch arc, jersh (AKA the kino joshua coomer troon arc)

Bonus: By the time you arrive your gf tooter might be already there so you guys will be finally able to cuddle with kathryn all day long UwU
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I doubt joosh hates whamin.
 
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The drug thing made Chantal interesting for me. Maybe Jersh's feeder fetish shilling isn't that boring after all.
 
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I really want to read more about the crazy Popeye's tranny now that I've seen that fantastic video of their exchange with a minority employee.
 
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