"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Before there was butter dog, there was pancake bunny.
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The reason Pat doesn't put up a sign to avoid getting his patio furniture taken as Null suggested is because he runs an AirBnB at his home and his guests (or AirBnB) cannot find out about the address being the target of "terrorism". Being a maid is his main source of income and he can't risk losing that.

"it's not practical to advertise the problem"
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Just getting caught up here. The guy whose girlfriend confronted a burglar with an unloaded shotgun should break up with her immediately. Any women who doesn't have the good sense to bring a loaded shotgun to investigate is obviously not good relationship material.
 
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Not A Cat Person said:
  1. Add the milk and 1/2 cup of butter. Mix it into a dough, then knead it by hand until it is a good consistency. Do not over-knead it. Also work quickly because the baking powder is reacting at this point.
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I prefer the butter that goes into the dough to be well chilled and folded in with a pastry blender or, if you don't have that and are doing it by hand, grated in with a grater. That or chilled lard. Lard does a really nice job. This makes it nice and airy.

Usually with biscuits I prefer to fold it somewhat but these are better as irregular globs.
 
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AnOminous said:
I prefer the butter that goes into the dough to be well chilled and folded in with a pastry blender or, if you don't have that and are doing it by hand, grated in with a grater. That or chilled lard. Lard does a really nice job. This makes it nice and airy.

Usually with biscuits I prefer to fold it somewhat but these are better as irregular globs.
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Yeah, the ideal way to do it would be to mix the butter in first, then add the milk, as the cool milk will make the butter firm up again.
 
I will now pitch my arguments for why we should bail bossmanjack and fundraise his defense.

  1. He's not a pedophile, and he has actively avoided kids when doing omegle segments.
  2. If he beats the charges, he might be able to pay us back after doubling the FOIA money.
  3. We don't know for sure that this isn't wrong, dewd, and that Ratmandrew didn't just get our boy locked up after attacking BossmanChad.
  4. He's been in jail too long. Him getting out is overdue.
  5. It would piss off the RATS that hate the Bossmanjack segments.
  6. It would be funny.
:lossmanjack: FREE BOSSMAN HE'S NO PEDOPHILE REDEMPTION IS POSSIBLE WE CAN DOUBLE OUR FOIA MONEY IGNORE RATS THIS IS WRONG IT'S OVERDUE! :lossmanjack:
 
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The President of Nintendo said:
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I couldn't find anything about the prop they used in Oldboy but the original is in the Royal Museum of Fine Arts Antwerp.
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It's a lot smaller than I expected, only 15cm x 20cm (about 6x8 inches). It's called "De man van smarten" (Man of Sorrows) by James Ensor, 1891. I found framed prints going for a pretty reasonable price online.

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Little pea-sized blobs of solid butter are best for puffing it up as it cooks. Also it keeps it from flattening out too much.
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This man biscuits.
 
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Regarding You and Me vs You and I, you can easily work out which it is by taking out the "You" part.

"You and I are going for Ice cream" is correct (take out the You and it is "I am going for Ice cream"), however "This ice cream is for you and I" is incorrect ("The ice cream is for I" is wrong, so in this case it's correct to say "This ice cream is for you and me").
 
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Jomi said:
Regarding You and Me vs You and I, you can easily work out which it is by taking out the "You" part.

"You and I are going for Ice cream" is correct (take out the You and it is "I am going for Ice cream"), however "This ice cream is for you and I" is incorrect ("The ice cream is for I" is wrong, so in this case it's correct to say "This ice cream is for you and me").
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Josh was correct on the grammar, but that “me and x” is an established post / meme format that this guy was mimicking. I mean it’s still retarded, but he probably didn’t come up with that himself.
 
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William Tyndale said:
There are 2 million people without power in Houston and they’re having to use the whataburger ap to track what areas have power because the provider there doesn’t have an interactive map to show service outages.
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No they do, only it's for paying customers only and you have to put your cc info to see it.

Fuck Centerpoint.
 
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Null said:
Correct. And all this evil stems from patents and copyright.

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I love corporate ***** up my *** so much everyone who's against the ideas of intellectual property the issue isn't intellectual property it's overly broad intellectual property laws libertarians try not to be ******** on any ideology challenge impossible.
There's an issue with patents and copyrights being overly broad abolish them immediately.
If you drop a small wrench off a building the momentum it reaches can literally split someones head open and that's why we have safety regulations because you're not just endangering yourself your body can become a lethal projectile.
Same stupid level of argumentation when it comes to abolish all copyright abolish all patents.

Regulatory capture exist therefore all regulation bad therefore free market therefore free market equals good therefore free market libertarians and the ideology exists really well in their head so does communism.
 
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