"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

The creator of the Telegraph's popular Ukraine war podcast, David Knowles, has died in Gibraltar on Sunday aged just 32. Cause of death has been given as cardiac arrest. Hmmm.
David was a journalist for the UK newspaper The Telegraph.


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Edit: a word

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Shield the News Ham's eyes...Poland is full of sickos...

https://metro.co.uk/2024/09/06/woman-kept-sex-slave-polands-josef-fritzl-lips-teeth-removed-21560678/

And the press decided they needed feet pics to really sell the story.
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I would assume it's to protect her face, but also show the results of her abuse given the bruising. If your first thought when seeing someone's feet is "oh no! This caters to foot fetishists!" you might need a break from the internet.

 

[RU486]

The island nation of Australia has once again made me very mad. In their latest attempt to protect 'dem kids, has proposed that they will impose an age restriction on social media.

Willing to bet now that any changes will be ineffective at protecting 'dem kids and the only solution will be to provide social media your government ID (preferably a digital one) to prove your age.

 

[Col]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfVRIDRfVo

Kiwifarms has a new fan with Anna Kasparian of all people.

Get her on the show to gossip about Rekita, Josh.

Fuck Sitch and Adam with every foot of blazing hot rod of metal in existence.

Anna's being fed up with the left has been funny, shame she is just falling into the skeptic centre-left crowd.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

More Telegram news, this time in the US, where two people have been charged for running a white supremacist group to inspire acts of violence across the country.

Dallas Erin Humber, 34, and Matthew Robert Allison, 37, led the "Terrorgram" channel.
They are accused of being involved in the planning and discussion of attacks on US officials in order to incite a race war. They are also accused of distributing materials to others, including bomb making materials and assassination lists.
Terror attacks in Slovakia and Turkey are also being linked to the channel.

They both face 15 federal counts, including solicitation of a murder of a federal official, solicitation of a hate crime and conspiracy to provide material support for terrorists.
It's unclear if either have legal representation.


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Edit: added indictment found later

Crossposting my own post from the British News Megathread

Edit: just saw that the last poster was me, ah jeez. Criminal.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

More Telegram news, this time in the US, where two people have been charged for running a white supremacist group to inspire acts of violence across the country.

Dallas Erin Humber, 34, and Matthew Robert Allison, 37, led the "Terrorgram" channel.
They are accused of being involved in the planning and discussion of attacks on US officials in order to incite a race war. They are also accused of distributing materials to others, including bomb making materials and assassination lists.

Hmm...



I wonder if they ever left messages on people's answering machines?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

some meathead in Brooklyn was getting his truck repo'd so he initiated fisticuffs with the repo man, hijacked his vehicle, and crashed into every car on the block before nearly ramming a bus. the man didn't seem to care that he destroyed his own truck and sent it flying like he was starring in the next Fast & Furious, but he'll probably be enjoying prison for grand theft auto within the week.

and a more detailed video including the repo man's own footage:

 

[Haramburger]

The island nation of Australia has once again made me very mad. In their latest attempt to protect 'dem kids, has proposed that they will impose an age restriction on social media.

Willing to bet now that any changes will be ineffective at protecting 'dem kids and the only solution will be to provide social media your government ID (preferably a digital one) to prove your age.

On the one hand, good, kids would be better off not getting their brains hijacked by algorithms and getting the reward centers of their thought patterns getting entirely rewritten by evil corporations. On the other, the gubmint will be very ineffective and are just going to make it look more appealing as keeds starting making rebellious posts on Fortnite groups and begin planning contraband events like sleepovers on forbidden platforms.

Alright I'm making a poll, chyat: vote Like if you think the Australian emperor is right and just for banning social media from his lands, vote Agree if you think no, the Austrailian royal family has no business telling keeds when and where they poost. Vote Islamic if you think voting is gay and you are abstaining, which is illegal in Austrailia and are then subject to a $50 kangaroo coin penalty. Vote NOW, chyat.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Alright I'm making a poll, chyat: vote Like if you think the Australian emperor is right and just for banning social media from his lands, vote Agree if you think no, the Austrailian royal family has no business telling keeds when and where they poost. Vote Islamic if you think voting is gay and you are abstaining, which is illegal in Austrailia and are then subject to a $50 kangaroo coin penalty. Vote NOW, chyat.

he's not banning it you idiot also i'm doing a chargeback as soon as you read this dumbass

 

[Null]

The creator of the Telegraph's popular Ukraine war podcast, David Knowles, has died in Gibraltar on Sunday aged just 32. Cause of death has been given as cardiac arrest. Hmmm.
David was a journalist for the UK newspaper The Telegraph.

That's CRAZY. I binged their entire podcast over a week once and David Knowles was the most tolerable person on that podcast. Vax or Putin?

 

[Wodanaz]

thanks for uploading the bonus content

 

[Desu Mountain]

Vax or Putin?

I hear one of Putin's assassins injected him with a Pfizer shot hidden in an umbrella.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

That's CRAZY. I binged their entire podcast over a week once and David Knowles was the most tolerable person on that podcast. Vax or Putin?

32, "cardiac arrest" Muy vaxy.

 

[Jotch]

That's CRAZY. I binged their entire podcast over a week once and David Knowles was the most tolerable person on that podcast. Vax or Putin?

U.N. operative H. Asberger was personally tasked with covertly administering a fatal concotion of COVID-19 booster #5, Ivermectin, and cow stool.

 

[Haramburger]

Vaxxmaxxed, no rooskies needed.

 

[Sneeds]

You can paypig anyone in the world and you pick Ralph. That sounds like a cry for help

He’s definitely paypigged Ralph over a thousand dollars in superchats already.
Also here’s a clip of LarsonStan and gunt talking

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

He’s definitely paypigged Ralph over a thousand dollars in superchats already.

Is he the one who asked Ralph for recommendations for places to go when he was visiting Mérida, and never asked to meet up with him when he was there?

 

[Taxidermied Rat]

Tomorrow is the day before 9/11. @Null, here is a fun 9/11 song made by a lolcow(creator of the asdfmovies). You could play it for tomorrow's opening.
YouTube Link

Context:

TomSka uploaded a video talking about AI replacing artists so he replaced AI and made some songs, one of them being an upbeat ska-themed 9/11 one.

There is also an extended version that's pretty good.
YouTube link

 

[Horse Renoir]

I'm trying to watch MATI why the fuck is YouTube suggesting this shit?

 

[Drama Fan]

@Null Since you've made a point of shouting out cool new AI shit in the past, there's a new Chinese video tool that released in the last week that seems to have a lot less of the gay "safety" restrictions on it. Another win for glorious China! It takes about a minute for a 6 second clip, there might be restrictions, but you can just bypass it by opening another private window. Some people have said you should translate to simplified Chinese to get results, but I've had no issues with English. https://hailuoai.com/video
Here's some samples I've made. Cartoon slobbermutt & Kiwi on a pile of coins

Iranian Guard Buzz Lightyear

Alabama's Coach Trump

Vaporwave/synthwave car

rdrama has been having fun with it
Low tier God capy

Donald Sneed and George Floyd

Shutting it down

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