"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Tiny Chinaman]

"X claims that Hunter Biden is a pedophile.​

Is Hunter Biden under FBI investigation for the sexual abuse of a minor?"​

Link: https://kimdotcom.substack.com/p/x-claims-that-hunter-biden-is-a-pedophile

Long story short, the guy that founded Megaupload posted still images from the Hunter Biden laptop to Twitter and they took it down, claiming the image contained child harm. Apparently he has been in contact with Elon in the past, but as not able to get an explination for the take down. In the article he speculates that this may be because the FBI is investigating Hunter for being a pedo.

Side note: This guys legal case is wild. The US is trying to extradite him from New Zealand for copyright infringement

 

[Axiom.]

Absolutely fucking nothing has happened since Tuesday.

Big Lenny dying was a huge one

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'm never able to catch streams live the last few years but I check recent archives when they go up. The last several streams with that fucking one insane webcomic has been baking in the back of my mind since it first showed up and my eyes have been opened. Behold, the self portrait I drew at 3 in the morning while barely awake.

I would like it if you just imagine this in the back of your mind whenever you see me talking, thanks.

The penis hole is important to keep I think as it emphasizes the springle-ness and is lore accurate. It's actually probably a lot more accurate to what I actually look like minus the green jumpsuit and the shitty bad attempt at a pricemaster mask. This will not be my avatar (yet) as I'm actually making a genuine effort on a halloween themed one, possibly involving skeletons.

 

[I'm a Silly]

"X claims that Hunter Biden is a pedophile.​

Is Hunter Biden under FBI investigation for the sexual abuse of a minor?"​

Link: https://kimdotcom.substack.com/p/x-claims-that-hunter-biden-is-a-pedophile

Long story short, the guy that founded Megaupload posted still images from the Hunter Biden laptop to Twitter and they took it down, claiming the image contained child harm. Apparently he has been in contact with Elon in the past, but as not able to get an explination for the take down. In the article he speculates that this may be because the FBI is investigating Hunter for being a pedo.

Side note: This guys legal case is wild. The US is trying to extradite him from New Zealand for copyright infringement

...starring: the lost Marx Brother, Finko!

 

[geckogoy]

Absolutely fucking nothing has happened since Tuesday.

play SPACE! STATION!! 13!!!

 

[Croak & Caw]

I'm never able to catch streams live the last few years but I check recent archives when they go up. The last several streams with that fucking one insane webcomic has been baking in the back of my mind since it first showed up and my eyes have been opened. Behold, the self portrait I drew at 3 in the morning while barely awake.
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Awesome avatar, should have made the dingus bigger, people expect you to exaggerate* your CV, this should apply to avatar too. Otherwise looks thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted.

In regards to the comic in question, I got this:

 

[Sneeds]

Absolutely fucking nothing has happened since Tuesday.

A black guy went to Florida to survive Hurricane to survive Hurricane Milton for a $70,000 challenge by Adin Ross. (link)

All he has is an air mattress, umbrella and some “Raymond” noodles

Then he finds out from Adin that he’s not getting paid the 70k (Link)


Look at how his chat reacts to this information

And now the black guy wants to GTFO of there

 

[Spill]

A black guy went to Florida to survive Hurricane to survive Hurricane Milton for a $70,000 challenge by Adin Ross. (link)
All he has is an air mattress, umbrella and some “Raymond” noodles
Then he finds out from Adin that he’s not getting paid the 70k (Link)
Look at how his chat reacts to this information
And now the black guy wants to GTFO of there

Yea I was there for this stream, it was quite the disappointment, he was there for like 5 seconds, and he spent the entire time filming the ground and hugging a tree.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Can't wait to see how many AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed superchats are gonna be ignored and not read out loud tomorrow. I can just feel it, he's got some all-time bangers cooked up and Josh will just shoot each one down, one after another.

There can only be one feeder who wins Chantal's enlarged heart in the end.

 

[Whiscash]

Absolutely fucking nothing has happened since Tuesday.

Nothing ever happens.

 

[Post Reply]

Big Lenny dying was a huge one

He even has a intro song.

 

[Null]

A black guy went to Florida to survive Hurricane to survive Hurricane Milton for a $70,000 challenge by Adin Ross. (link)

does anyone have a writeup for a similar story where some legless black man went to survive Milton on a boat in the Gulf, then allegedly fled to shelter anyways, then Adin Ross offered him $100k, then Kick offered him a $2m streaming contract, and THEN people found out he has like 10 priors in prison and is a convicted child sex offender?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

does anyone have a writeup for a similar story where some legless black man went to survive Milton on a boat in the Gulf, then allegedly fled to shelter anyways, then Adin Ross offered him $100k, then Kick offered him a $2m streaming contract, and THEN people found out he has like 10 priors in prison and is a convicted child sex offender?

This sounds like Lieutenant Dan the sailboat man but I'm not sure of all the particulars, and I don't remember him being legless or black. Maybe it is combing multiple legends into one man.

I was more in the "tard beacon" side of the thread myself(ie).

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

The news website Reuters published the 4th part of an expose on Onlyfans, focusing on an increase in addictive behavior, stolen identities, and monetized abuse. link (archive)

 

[gibbslets]

Shameless self-plug for the news segment if you need more content to fill it out:

brief story suggestion: Susan's sister, Anne Wojcicki, CEO of 23AndMe has destroyed the company:
(...)

does anyone have a writeup for a similar story where some legless black man went to survive Milton on a boat in the Gulf, then allegedly fled to shelter anyways, then Adin Ross offered him $100k, then Kick offered him a $2m streaming contract, and THEN people found out he has like 10 priors in prison and is a convicted child sex offender?

Here are the tweets of note:

https://x.com/B1TCHEVAPORATE/status/1844386383474921572

dumbass put the screencapture in a video:

https://x.com/MikMilks_/status/1844252753763402157

 

[ENDTOPII]

The news website Reuters published the 4th part of an expose on Onlyfans, focusing on an increase in addictive behavior, stolen identities, and monetized abuse. link (archive)

> a jewish website writes about an other jewish website
LMAO, not reading that watered-down, controlled opposition "expose". Maybe if there is a shlomo-moment segment on MATI it might be a fit.

Edit: I scrolled through it, the archive you linked doesn't contain the certified nog moment. He got busted for doing the ambatukam meme in a public gym.

T... Kyronne Williams

...it has to be a meme.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

brief story suggestion: Susan's sister, Anne Wojcicki, CEO of 23AndMe has destroyed the company:

hasn't dead-wikikikikikikwikwikiwikiwikiwi's dumbass sister-CEO been mentioned a few times already? Is there something new?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

if you need stream content today due to no happenings I have for you something that happened earlier this summer which you didn't talk about at the time.

a man had his butthole stolen in California and seeks to murder his doctor.


he had ulcerative colitis and the doctor decided to remove large parts of his bowles and intestines which basically gives him endless painful diarrhea. That would make anyone a little crazy, problem was that before this he was already a little crazy, so this made him a lot crazy.

there's like five of these videos in the thread and they're all gems because he ranges the entire crazy spectrum and he will change gears at the drop of a hat. he screams his doctors name constantly in an endless fit of rage. I linked the thread above and its a great read.

Here are more videos from the McDougal Bugle channel.

For Stelara
Posted: October 17, 2020
Description: I had every right to try it. I don’t care about the odds. I had a fucking GI doctor already. Tell the fucking GI at Trinity he’s dead, he dared to think for one second I could be his patient and he could be my GI WHEN I ALREADY HAD ONE. YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!! STELARA WAS ALL MINE!!!!! THERE WAS NO EMERGENCY!!!!! NO PERFORATION!!!!!!!! I ASKED TO WAIT TWO DAYS TO THINK AND YOU FUCKING SAID I DIDNT HAVE TWO DYS!!!!!!! LIE!!!!!! I DID!!!!!!!!!

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MY BUTTHOLE HURTS JARED IT BURNSSSSSS U FUCKING TRICKED ME NO EMERGENCY FRATTINI​

Posted: November 23, 2020
Description: WHY COULDNT U GIVE ME A CIUPLE DAYS U RUINED MY BODY AND MY SKIN AND ABDOMEM JARRRED U UGLIER THAN SIN FREDO

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ALMOST 4 YEARS LATER I NONSTOP THINK ABOUT JARED​

Posted: October 14, 2023
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WHY DO CREATURES LIKE JARED EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK ABOUT JARED AND NOTHING BUT JARED!!!!​

Posted: October 14, 2023
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fucking Jared, stealing buttholes. what a dick.

 

[Haramburger]

Can't wait to see how many AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed superchats are gonna be ignored and not read out loud tomorrow. I can just feel it, he's got some all-time bangers cooked up and Josh will just shoot each one down, one after another.

Josh will read a lot of crazy shit that other streamers might not, but at the same time he has limits on what substance he's willing to read aloud. I think it's pretty easy to step back from the line if you cross it, so I'm not sure what ASC&S is thinking with what he's sending lately. Hope it improves and he gets back to sparking joy, like the automotive board posts & then stopping before it got worn out.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

This sounds like Lieutenant Dan the sailboat man but I'm not sure of all the particulars, and I don't remember him being legless or black. Maybe it is combing multiple legends into one man.

I was more in the "tard beacon" side of the thread myself(ie).

He does have one stumpy leg but appears to be some sort of Amerimutt with a Polish-sounding name (Joseph Malinowski):

‘Lieutenant Dan’ Survived the Hurricane on His Sailboat. So Adin Ross Offered Him a New One Worth $100K.




Xitter

The sex offender thing looks like different Joseph Malinowski from Wisconsin, but the Florida Man one has a bunch of priors, including punching a cop and throwing gasoline on a woman that was smoking.

‘Lieutenant Dan’s’ sickening crimes revealed

This absolute dunce was saying he hit a cop with a violin which, while funny, is also incorrect:


Xitter

Edit: also he didn't lose his leg in a cool way like having it blown off in Nam or eaten in a duel with a white whale - he just had a scooter accident.