"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Salt Upon Wounds]

idk who that is but I have a better one
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idk if it's the chirp or those bazongas or what but something here got me going


oh, and that was the lady that tried to cut officer Jackie Chans head off last month but got shot 5 times instead

 

[Senator Phobos]

Inconsequential but I'm going to list some good games that have come out in the last 4 years to dispute Josh's comment:

- Faith: The Unholy Trinity
- Madness Project Nexus
- Space Marine 2
- Helldivers 2
- Entropy Zero 2
- OTXO
- Ultrakill
- Postal Brain Damaged
- Inscryption
- Buckshot Roulette
- Post Void
- Cruelty Squad
- Star Fetchers
- Elden Ring
- Trepang
- Mouthwashing
- Risk of Rain 2
- Forgive Me Father
- Doom Eternal
- Cultic
- Ashes 2063
- Alien Hominid Invasion
- Dead Estate
- Pizza Tower
- Black Mesa

 

[Jotch]

@Null , when you're gaining and losing points with characters in Dustborn it isn't them liking or disliking you.
The game doesnt just have a like/dislike system, each character has three different types of relationship with you and its more about which icon pops up when you gain or lose points. If you want Sai to hate you then you need to gain points with the icon where shes wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat.
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You lost points in the image above because you were nice to her. Gain points in this to make her not like you.
Yes this is a pretty awful and opaque system

chad Sai hatemaxxing
Could streaming to Rumble be considered for the rest of the streams? Kick has a bunch of issues around cloudflare that Rumble (no requests served by cloudflare) doesn't. (Also the stream has DVR built-in which is very convenient. (Also the donations do get sent by check. (also you can say nigger in the chat. (sneed))))

 

[The President of Nintendo]

*Edit I have found a better summary of the situation here / Archive.

Hot off the heels of the Asmongold banning, twitch allowed a panel of streamers to essentially make a racial hierarchy list live on stage at TwitchCon with "Arab" at the top and "Loves Sabra" at the bottom. Sabra, apparently, is a Hebrew term that refers to Israeli born Jews. In the clip below they rate Ethan Klein as "Sabra Lover" aka "Jew Lover." The backdrop to this colossal fuckup is a wall with all the logos of TwitchCon's corporate sponsors.

"You're missing a category for Zionist."

The use of the term "Sabra" may be unintentional and actually refer to a controversial streamer on twitch but either way allowing this was unfathomably retarded.



Archive

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

There's a grindr ad on YouTube, talking about the LGBT and the colors of bandanas and where they hang them designating certain fetishes. No fucking way.

The ad is gross as fuck, but that bandana bit is from the 50s or 60s.

Within the past 24 hrs in the bmj thread..
some old fuckin rat was running his mouth in a rat discord about how he has used his real name on the internet for 25 years and only faggots are afraid of being doxed and so on and so on.
so of course he was quickly found to have bookmarked over 50 detailed fanfiction of the beatles having threesomes with Ringo watching and shit. During the process of this I found my new favorite English string of words, funny I see the concept mentioned here also.. had to mention it again.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

chad Sai hatemaxxing

If you get your points high enough in that icon...

Spoiler: I'm sure no one wants this game spoiled

Sai will walk out of the story later on lmao

 

[S.C.U.D.]

IF your an organ donor your a fucking retard

Reminder that when a tranny refuses to dilate and has to get PPT revision surgery for his rapidly closing neovagina, skin from cadavers are used. If you're an organ donor, your skin will be grafted onto a tranny so they can continue to pretend to be a woman.

There was also a story about a young black boy who had a heart condition and everyone chipped in to raise money to get him a heart transplant, only for him to die a few years later fleeing from the cops in a stolen car.

Not being able to pick and choose who your organs go to after death is why I'm not an organ donor.

 

[Post Reply]

Does the eruptor work well for you vs bugs? I find myself dying to my own shrapnel like a retard when I panic fire at a hunter.

I find I usually get swarmed when using the Eruptor against bugs, the reload time takes ages. However, the also-buffed crossbow is nearly as strong, has a larger explosive radius, and has better handling all around. I usually bring the Stalwart to chew up anything that gets close, crossbow to kill groups from a distance, and then I have to rely on Thermite + stratagems to kill the bigger heavies.

 

[Haramburger]

Just caught the stream because I couldn't listen live today. I've never once thought Josh laughs too much to begin with. That aside, him clearly having a good time covering the content is contagious to me as a listener, and it creates a more laid back and fun atmosphere. What a bizarre criticism. The entire point of the show is laughing at stupid stuff on the Internet.

It's not like the show is perfect and without flaw, but that is not an area I'd have ever even thought of to bring up.

This something all users of the site & by extension the podcast need to hear once in awhile. Depending on the portions of content you frequent, it's easy to get derailed hunting zoofuckers, mad at troons or depressed at the state of politics and the businesses/institutions they ruin. Try to find the lighter side and laugh at the absurdity. A little anger, a little hate is good to cycle through your system once in a while but always end on humor and try to make yourself or someone else laugh.

"Why so serious?"
-Turkey Tom, to the Batman in his chat that his gf cheated on him with

 

[FamicomGorby]

Hey Null's camera spurging brought up my brand, Pentax! I don't do as much photography anymore but my K-7 still works fine after like twelve years. With DSLR's the main advantage you're getting is actually good lenses compared to smaller cameras as well as larger sensors. Really I don't think I'd pay too much attention to pixel peeking camera reviews, photography people have a tendency to sperg about equipment stats that don't really matter all that much.

If I were to buy another camera I think I'd probably just buy everything used. Probably get something with a full frame sensor, but that's not really necessary. Though if you have an APC sized sensor you'd have to keep that in mind when buying lenses since a full frame lens would be a higher effective focal length on an APC body.

You are limited to lenses made for the specific brand you go for but I don't think that's really a big deal for you, Null, when if I had to guess you're probably just gonna want maybe three lenses, 35~55mm kit lens, 50mm fixed lens, zoom lens, all of which any brand is gonna have some variation of. I don't think you're missing out on too much unless you want some specialized telephoto lens that only is made for Nikon mounts or something.

When you're in the US there's a place called KEH camera that's one of the go to places for used equipment.

Something I do think you'd probably like, regardless of the camera you get, would be a polarizing filter. Basically they let you cut out glare and reflections, really good for if you want to take pictures through a window too. Most filters just screw onto the lens, so just get a filter big enough for your largest lens and then use screw adapters to put them on your smaller lenses. I'd say don't cheap out on filters, it doesn't make any sense to put a cheap filter in front of a much more expensive lens.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Ultrakill

One of these things is not like the others lmao

Against bugs I highly recommend the Blitzer for its infinite ammo and amazing crowd control.

I highly recommend running the blitzer with the jump pack. You can force yourself into or behind groups of bugs and fuck them up or rescue teammates in trouble. Stunlocks stalkers. Because it doesn't arc it is much more predictable to use around teammates. Very versatile weapon. Great for automatons too if you have a viable support weapon for other general use.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Real Ralphamales are running Purifiers and Senators.
Liberty Day Warbond soon.

 

[DavidS877]

Also the stream has DVR built-in which is very convenient.

Akshually sweaty, Kick does have DVR for live streams.
It's just stupidly 'hidden'.
Go to kick.
Watch a live stream. No scrollbar.
Click on the channel/user name under the video.
Click under Stream Videos for the stream you're currently watching "Current Stream".
Ta da. Now you have a scrollbar.

It does get a little wonky if you get too close to 'real time' by watching at 2x or whatever.

 

[genericwhitemale]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/19/uk-experts-warn-against-buying-feline-equivalent-of-xl-bully-dog

More interesting developments in the animal breeder world

 

[Null]

smashed... and slammed.

 

[Oxyjen]

With DSLR's the main advantage you're getting is actually good lenses compared to smaller cameras as well as larger sensors.

I used to be quite into photography, back when I had my first digital camera (a 2.1 Megapixel Canon compact!). I loved that you could compose the shot on the screen, get the colours looking just right, then capture it. I got some great shots that I still have printed out.

DSLR basically killed the hobby for me, I got a decent camera (an EOS) and a couple of lenses. And man, it just drained the fun out of it. Not just the size and weight of the thing, so you never had it to hand or took it on hikes, but the process of squinting through the viewfinder to compose the shot and then taking a ton of pictures with different F stop and exposure and all the rest of it, and then having to sort through them all later on the computer. Altogether more effort and the results were always somehow disappointing.

I’ve often thought of trying again perhaps with a mirrorless DSLR, but these days I think I’m better off with my recent iPhone camera. You get the picture you see on the screen.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/19/uk-experts-warn-against-buying-feline-equivalent-of-xl-bully-dog

More interesting developments in the animal breeder world

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That pussy got structure.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

Randomly found this video while sorting folders and thought that it will be appreciated in this thread.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

smashed... and slammed.

Don’t forget dehydrated that’s the bonus

 

[repentance]

The ad is gross as fuck, but that bandana bit is from the 50s or 60s.

Around the 80s and 90s, coloured keychains served the same function.