I got finished watching the Coach Deadpill stream, and honestly in a way he's like a shakespearean tragedy character, right down to being a long winded douchebag. His pride was his insurmountable flaw, he moved to Ukraine because he thought he was a big shot going to a shithole where he could get cheap white woman to spread their legs for him so he could fuck them up the ass because he can't stand to be on equal footing with anybody so he has to humiliate people like he believed it was humiliating to have to suck up to anybody at all. But he had no friends and didn't even bother to learn anything about the place because he had inherent contempt for it, because he thought he was better than the stupid dirty hohol pigs, yaah, just like he thought he was better than anybody else because he had a measure of success in his life that he failed to ever measure up to again. And then he got his stupid ass tossed in prison for acting like a dog (yaah) dragging its ass on the carpet while visiting an asian butcher.
He might have had a death soliloquy but I doubt Ukrainian prison guards are the bilingual sort of slavs.
Everybody's heard of the phrase "When in Rome, do as Romans do," and yet people fuck it up. When in the Middle East, you say the Jews are responsible for everything and don't say Mohammed was a pedophile. When in Serbia, don't say that the breakup of Yugoslavia was something the Serbs had coming, and when in a country being fucking invaded, don't start criticizing them and fellating the other side until you're in a Ukraine that doesn't insist on the capital being latinized with a Y.
As a side note I hope Johnny Somali serves as an illustrative lesson for others, as "don't act like a nigger" is much more succint than "don't act like Coach Red Pill."
