"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Saw this in my subscriptions feed and laughed for like a solid minute and a half. I'm just imagining normies looking at Card's thumbnails with bewilderment.
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Ralph's DELETED Friday Pillstream (edited down).

Chair foreshadowing @ 2:10
Chair @3:40

Ralph responds to police @6:30
Search Warrant @9:30
Smack my Horse Up @17:10
Ralph discusses his sexy physical therapist @17:40
Ralph passes out temporarily @21:00
Ralph's FEMALE guest finally arrives (to flirt), but Ralph doesn't turn down the music and misses his shot @23:00
 
I've been seeing this everywhere, apparently it's big news. Still don't understand why he did it. Just convenient? Nowhere easier to get to for fast driving?
Almost guarantee it was just for the engine sounds but dude when 25 to 100 in a few seconds since that's what Lambos are for. The same engine sounds/timing in my Jeep would put me up to like 45 or 60 max.

So maybe he just didn't expect such ridiculous acceleration. Kind of common when people get in a fast car, like someone realizing they don't need to floor it to get on the interstate like they do in an econobox.
 
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