"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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@Null https://honeycomb.technology/mati/transmati/2023/2023-06-09-mad_at_the_internet_june_9th_2023.html

If I had federal government people in my family. I would not want to know them. I would not want to talk to them. I would not want to associate with them. I would not want to have conversations with them. Because guess what? When you're talking to your family at Thanksgiving table, you're talking to a member of the government who is still on duty all the time. You tell him, oh, you're a nice coworker. Oh, you know, the FDA, USDA, there's a restaurant down my street that butchers their own cows. What do you think he's going to do? He's going to rat that motherfucker out. That restaurant that butchers their own cows and feeds you a healthy meat that they raise themselves. That guy's going to jail now. He's going to be fined half a million dollars for violating USDA standards. They're never off duty. They're always looking for the next throat to cut. And if that throat is yours, you're fucking dead. It doesn't matter if they, if they're your husband, even with the Lorton Seller
 
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bookers said:
Did Nool ever explain why he went to the hoospital?
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He had extremely painful gerd. After laying in an ER bed for 3 hours in awful pain Laquesha finally came over and said "Mhm shieet honey bun I got yo pain medicines right here" and juiced him up with fentanyl she'd be carrying around in her pocket for 6 hours. He was so rejuvenated by this he went on a banger X posting streak.
 
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Farmer9876 said:
I am retarded, how do you donate on stream?
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The easiest way to get a superchat read currently is to be watching via Rumble while live, and send a donation with your message. Obviously make sure you already have a valid method of payment associated with your account, but while watching a live streamer, type the message you'd like to see read, and click the green dollar sign:
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The UI will subtly change to this:
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You'll now see a number line that defaults to $1, but in this screenshot you can see I've slid the selector to $2. The preview of your message will display & change color based on the dollar amount selected. Select a valid method of payment from those you're associated with your account and the "Buy and Send" Call To Action button(greyed out in the screenshot) will become clickable.

Final notes: depending on your browser, you should continue to hear the streamer's content but a pop-up modal will display over your streaming content window asking to confirm that you'd like to proceed with your transaction, make sure you click Yes to actually process the transaction. Expect between .5-2 seconds for the transaction to process and your highlighted superchat to swim into the rest of the audience's interactions. And have fun supporting your favorite creators lil' nigger!

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Glass House said:
@Null If you're genuinely curious about the carnivore diet and how it actually works day to day, I've been doing it for about 2 years with great results, you can ask away.
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What if Josh is deathly allergic to penis, and doesn't want his enemies to find out?
 
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:null: Oh my God! What a beautiful cow.


:null: WOW


:null: Check out this 🐄 chat, he's so cool.


:null: Yeah, that's a winner. I like that cow a LOT.
 
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On his last stream, @Null asked:
What's the thing that the Japanese do where they don't fire you so they put you in a closet to stare at a wall for seven hours at a time?
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In chat, "ALaughingHyena" had the right answer; it's called oidashibeya and is described here:
However, not everyone who is offered early retirement chooses to take it. So in recent years many Japanese companies have been turning to another method, the oidashibeya, literally the banishment room or the expulsion room.

The oidashibeya is in a sense madogiwazoku on steroids. Employees are typically placed in a room, often windowless, where they have nothing to do. In many cases their business cards are taken away, and they are forced to do menial, mind-numbing tasks, or given nothing to do at all. Being excluded from the mainstream is particularly painful for those who have dedicated themselves to the company for many years, especially in the context of Japanese culture where murahachibu (ostracism from the group) is a traditional and strong form of punishment.

The idea of the oidashibeya is that stripped of their status, ties with colleagues, and interesting work, the employees who are placed there will eventually quit out of shame and sheer boredom. Indeed, many do. And since such a resignation is “voluntary”, the company is not subject to the usual legal responsibilities that it would have in the case of a layoff.
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