"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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"These are the garbage bags, I shit in those"
A man of culture, I see. Some people think you need contractor bags but those become hard to throw out once you fill them. It's cheaper and more ergonomic to use 13 gallon bags. Don't get expandable ones. They'll burst under the stress.
 

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nigger your browser is breaking the fucking site

I use Brave and it works like %70 percent of the time, my issue is why it doesn't always work
 

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"We'll have a VTuber board" they said.
"It will act as containment" they said.

"It's OK to be a simp for 2D...." <- Is it fuck.
Vtubers were a mistake. Now their feral catboys are roaming the MATI thread knocking potted plants off shelves and screaming about crying child emojis.

I never got super into Synthetic Man's videos, mainly because he really comes off as a joyless cunt, but man, he's quite the obsequious little faggot, isn't he? I don't think it's a Ralph thing. Ralph is entirely animal instinct, when he's saying nice things to you, in that very moment, he likes you. He'll go back to hollering eventually because that's his default setting, but Ralph's almost incapable of guile. I think Synthetic Man just plays to whatever room he's in, and he's not very good at it. It's why he panders to lolis yet courts a chud audience. The way he just turned on his audience in private to Null, then flipped right back once he was on stream, nah, that leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. Also, despite constantly decrying the constant money-grubbing shakedowns going on in the gaming industry right now, he unironically took RAID SHADOW LEGENDS sponsorships. I can see paying the bills in spite of your misgivings, but combined with the flip-flopping fawn and fight reactions...
 
Is there a word for this?

"This is my cum jar, it's where I keep all my cum"
"This is my backpack, I keep all my used tampons in there"
"Over here we have the toenail clippings ashtray and the recycle bin full of used needles"
"This drawer over here? That's what I use to vomit in"
"These are the garbage bags, I shit in those"
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Organization.
 
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