"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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The White House X account posted AI chudjaks.
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Chins update.
  • Still in creamy Syria. She also confirmed she wasn't smuggled in and now her passport has a terrifying Syria stamp.
  • Went to an immigration office in Damascus in an attempt to stay in the country longer, she has to leave soon (15 days she claims). Went to the wrong place and complained about the crowds and almost dying after being forced to walk up stairs.
  • She is forced to eat ALL of the food because her "new fridge" is broken. The old one couldn't get enough power to it so they got a "new" one which had the compressor blow near immediately.
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  • Chinny and her fake husband also have no washer. She has to wash the sink first so she can wash some clothes. (She isn't washing her clothes or showering)
  • She went to a "KFG" in Damascus which she claims made her sick, but also plans on releasing a vlog about how good it was.
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  • She "lost" her toothbrush.
  • Claims fake husband complains more about the life in Syria than she does.
  • She currently has no access to cash which seems to be causing them problems. Thinking about trying to go to Turkey.
  • Her foot has not rotted off, yet.
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  • Fake husband is supposedly working on the family house to move them into.
  • She appears to be about as happy as Anisa. The electricity situation is still iffy.
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  • Her hair coming in nicely. Norwood 7
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  • And finally, if anyone was worried about her losing any weight in Syria, she is still gorging constantly.
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BIG UPS to the entire Beauty Parlor and Chins thread. Also @Thankgodimnot I stole many of your pictures :)

Shameless plug of an edit I made of her most recent Syria vlog. It's about 2 minutes if you need to take a leak or something.
It's All So Tiresome said:
I had a flash of inspiration and fixed the Syria vlog. I hope you all enjoy it.
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I don't usually self-promote my posts, but here's a little something on Cardposting that could be a funny read on MATI:

HYPERSKITZO said:
Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself after 4 and a half hours of playtime :oops:, dated 12/27/2019 [LINK | ARCHIVE]:


Fap Queen belongs to a genre of ‘game’ which, prior to playing, I was admittedly unfamiliar with - however, I feel it is still possible to review it for what it is, as an experience, without having been spoiled by what a game in this same genre could potentially do with larger production values.

FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.

This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?

Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.

Conditionally recommended.


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Bogan said:
Short of torrenting everything then using screen mirroring what's the alternative?
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If you feel like getting autistic, you can run a custom Android distro on a few of those AndroidTV set top boxes, the Dynalink and Onn ones come to mind. Check out LineageOS's device list (filter by set top box) for the few examples. The downside is the limited options and that devices are a few years old now.
 
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It's All So Tiresome said:
She went to a "KFG" in Damascus which she claims made her sick, but also plans on releasing a vlog about how good it was.
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Third-worlders ripping off our logos and mascots is disgusting. Their lack of iconography is proof of their inferiority.

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TrainWreckWatcher said:
I for one think the best thing to do with card is ignore him.
He's not that interesting and he's just trying to get more subscribers with whatever shit he's doing.
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I honestly thought Card was going to be boring under the cover, just a sperg who doesn't understand why him explaining the Sneed and Feed copy pasta is funny, but then he started talking about jars and how he preserves snakes and furry creatures in them and attaches lids to his roof for space efficiency.
 
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Something I thought was funny that you missed last week was BossManJack started nooticing, at 20 seconds in, why so many Casino owners were of a certain tribe. It's a good, short tag along clip if you have a BasedManJack segment and talk about the Nigga stuff.

 
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