"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[John Andrews Stan]

Three things bother me.

By far the worst misuse of slang is how niggers appropriated “out of pocket” (which for decades meant suffering a financial loss, often due to someone else’s fuckup) to mean behaving in an audacious way. Except they say “outta pocket.” I’ve also heard White people in business misuse it to mean out of reach (eg “I have a dentist appointment at noon and will be out of pocket until late afternoon”). I’m not sure which of these I hate most but anyone who uses either deserves a piledriver onto concrete.

 

[Magicat]

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Company response:

 

[Sneeds]

I have a bigger problem with people who think that someone born after 1980 can be called a boomer.

The younger zoomers are calling the older zoomers (25+)“Uncs”, which is short for Uncle (aka old.)

 

[The Lawgiver]

Fuckboy is an insult in common foid use. As in, he is only good for a fuck or he justs fucks around.

stupid bitchiz don't remembr tha skeltin wors of 2104 goddamn fuckin fake gay ass blackz

The younger zoomers are calling the older zoomers (25+)“Uncs”, which is short for Uncle (aka old.)

Now call me schizo but I remember unc being used as slang like that far before zoomzooms were using it. It seems to be the new instance like sus or karen where it randomly gets astroturfed int he media as some new thing and then utterly warped as the populace gets sudden dementia over old common slang suddenly being "new and confusing" and then worst case scenarios it gets inverted and turned into a buzzword like woke did.

In my memory it was the term for over 30-somethings, not older zoomers. Basically non-internet version of wizard/hag.

 

[Sneeds]

stupid bitchiz don't remembr tha skeltin wors of 2104 goddamn fuckin fake gay ass blackz


Now call me schizo but I remember unc being used as slang like that far before zoomzooms were using it. It seems to be the new instance like sus or karen where it randomly gets astroturfed int he media as some new thing and then utterly warped as the populace gets sudden dementia over old common slang suddenly being "new and confusing" and then worst case scenarios it gets inverted and turned into a buzzword like woke did.

In my memory it was the term for over 30-somethings, not older zoomers. Basically non-internet version of wizard/hag.

Ive heard Unc used a lot in the black community years before. Then it got reused by zoomers to call anyone older than 25 old.

 

[emergenigger]

alright how many of you old heads suffer with lingo? Do you know Rizz is just shorthand for Charisma

Josh is unwilling to admit that he has a (partially) zoomer audience.

 

[Haramburger]

... alright how many of you old heads suffer with lingo? Do you know Rizz is just shorthand for Charisma?

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[Long Time Caller]

What is with the Randall business that Null is trying so hard to make a thing? I have yet to hear that anywhere else but him.

 

[Haramburger]

What is with the Randall business that Null is trying so hard to make a thing? I have yet to hear that anywhere else but him.

Randal from Clerks, Randy Pitchford from Gearbox, Randi Harper, Randall Cunningham from the Philly Eagles... all Randys are assholes

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Randal from Clerks, Randy Pitchford from Gearbox, Randi Harper, Randall Cunningham from the Philly Eagles... all Randys are assholes

Randal from Recess.

 

[KateHikes14]

People seem to forget that zoomers aren’t 18 years max anymore. The oldest ones are near Josh’s age

'96-2010, tentatively next year we get the next generation: generation beta, which means any boys you have that year will be MOGed by half their peers in class

 

[Asian tech support]

Randal from Recess.

randal the vandal

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

'96-2010, tentatively next year we get the next generation: generation beta, which means any boys you have that year will be MOGed by half their peers in class

Generation Beta will be the edgiest tryhards known to man. An entire generation cursed to be bullied.

 

[BondoBob]

By far the worst misuse of slang is how niggers appropriated “out of pocket” (which for decades meant suffering a financial loss, often due to someone else’s fuckup) to mean behaving in an audacious way. Except they say “outta pocket.” I’ve also heard White people in business misuse it to mean out of reach (eg “I have a dentist appointment at noon and will be out of pocket until late afternoon”). I’m not sure which of these I hate most but anyone who uses either deserves a piledriver onto concrete.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sdiybt-start-digging-in-yo-butt-twin

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sybau

Here's a couple more to add to your lexicon

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Retards angry that language evolves over time are the old men yelling at clouds for having the gall to change shape.

You don't have to engage in modern slang. If you hear it and understood what it meant then you've already lost.

 

[Oxyjen]

I’ve also heard White people in business misuse it to mean out of reach (eg “I have a dentist appointment at noon and will be out of pocket until late afternoon”). I’m not sure which of these I hate most but anyone who uses either deserves a piledriver onto concrete.

If we start on retarded business speak we’ll be here all day. In fashion in my company right now is “double clicking” on things.
I assume this is the modern version of “drilling down” or perhaps “running it up the flagpole” of yore.

 

[KateHikes14]

If we are talking about slang, I'll occasionally see anime people end sentences with remilio, or something like it. What does that mean?

 

[soulgains]

Feature this Josh. Now!

PreserveTube, local:
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Edit: Didn't expect the video to be blocked that quickly.
Edit 2: And now it's back up.

 

[GungusDingaling]

Randal from Clerks, Randy Pitchford from Gearbox, Randi Harper, Randall Cunningham from the Philly Eagles... all Randys are assholes

Randall from Monsters Inc

 

[Asian tech support]

If we start on retarded business speak we’ll be here all day. In fashion in my company right now is “double clicking” on things.
I assume this is the modern version of “drilling down” or perhaps “running it up the flagpole” of yore.

This reminded me of a Dilbert strip where Wally (I think) improperly uses words and phrases around the boss in an effort to degrade his language skills. I can't find it rn but will find and attach it later, cubicle bound child.

edit: found it. wrong about wally