💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Nigger Cattle]

Get a light action pole with 4# test on it. Tie in a #6 hook and put a float about 18" above it. Go to the bait shop and get some wax worms (they are little moth larva that live as a parasite on beehives and the best bait for panfish) cast that at some weeds near the shore. If there are fish in the lake you are virtually guaranteed to catch one. It will mostly be bluegill or sunfish but they are fun and good to eat (small one are excellent bass and catfish bait, just hook them under the dorsal fin and cast them out deep with no weights or anything just let them swim around until a huge fish eats them).

Fishing sounds like a really interesting hobby, even though i've tried it before and caught 0 fishes. But just to be out in nature with a buddy and use the opportunity to unwind and maybe talk a little about life and whatnot (i know it scares the feesh, but i think you can still talk, i'm not sure), it sounds like a very good hobby.
What else do people do in nature that isn't something like "hiking"? Something that you can go do and get a reward for doing that. I don't like hunting because i'm a faggot and i think most of the "invasive species" are fucking beautiful creatures and i don't wanna kill them unless i needed to for survival, lol.

 

[Quintus]

i have tried but i have not caught any feesh. it is very discouraging.

Fishing is a lot of sitting around and not catching anything a lot of the time. Just got to keep at it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Fishing sounds like a really interesting hobby, even though i've tried it before and caught 0 fishes. But just to be out in nature with a buddy and use the opportunity to unwind and maybe talk a little about life and whatnot (i know it scares the feesh, but i think you can still talk, i'm not sure), it sounds like a very good hobby.
What else do people do in nature that isn't something like "hiking"? Something that you can go do and get a reward for doing that. I don't like hunting because i'm a faggot and i think most of the "invasive species" are fucking beautiful creatures and i don't wanna kill them unless i needed it for survival, lol.

I just remembered I used to fish... Kinda. Never got a license but one of the schools I went to way back now had a "fishing class" during the summer season which wasn't a required thing but I did go and I did pretty good with it. No clue if I'd still be good with it afterwards but damn I kind of miss it. You had to buy your own rod and supplies and I was shocked by how many elements used fucking LEAD. Somehow due tot his I distinctly remember it became very ominous and spooky at times trying to get things set up because you had to make sure you didn't touch the lead bits too long and washed your hands off after the fact.

think most of the "invasive species" are fucking beautiful creatures and i don't wanna kill them unless i needed to for survival

You made him happy. How could you.

 

[Gatcha Gonna Getcha]

What else do people do in nature that isn't something like "hiking"? Something that you can go do and get a reward for doing that. I don't like hunting because i'm a faggot and i think most of the "invasive species" are fucking beautiful creatures and i don't wanna kill them unless i needed to for survival, lol.

Camping's fun. You don't have to do some crazy "surviving in the woods off nothing but a tin can & knife" type of shit. Just some basic gear, even bring some food in a cooler if you don't want to hunt or fish yourself. You don't have to be minimalist but I wouldn't go overboard with packing things. Just make sure you bring important stuff like a medkit, blankets, tools, & don't leave a mess.

 

[BelUwUga]

Great person stream on Francis! I just caught it today and thoroughly enjoyed it. Hearing "Disturbathon" really surprised me. I just dove down that rabbit hole the other day from an old episode of Cheaters. Joey Greco catches some dude cheating at Disturbathon while wearing a nightgown in Season 3, Episode 87:

I noticed the card used as an invite in the episode says "Friend of the Diabolocrats" and that is apparently the group who organized Disturbathon. Here's the reddit thread I found where it is discussed, and comments even confirm this is in fact where Cheaters popped in. (archive) They also lament that it apparently isn't put on anymore as many of the organizers have died. I assume from AIDS/OD. Interesting look into the void of degeneracy but here's some samples:

Disturbathon used to be a yearly Halloween party. The greatest, sickest, most depraved Halloween party. Every year seemed to top the last. Unfortunately a good chunk of the folks who drove it passed away, and it ceased.

Fun fact: my son was conceived at Disturbathon 2005. /u/GetoffLane

i went a couple years in the mid 2010s, i can’t remember which year but there was a dude with a box on his head and he was begging people to piss into it/onto his face /u/xlophophorax

I went to a few in the 90s and early 00s. It was free if you were nude, like $20 in a costume $40 and they’d butter your ass with mayonnaise if you didn’t have a costume. It was wild AF.

Did anyone go to the Kentucky Derby parties on that house on Junius with chicken shot bingo and a huge ass nitrous bottle?

That era of Dallas was the funnest. /u/Dethbylambretta

Just because I saw this while finding the links, here's an attendee's instagram post about their cameo on cheaters.

Spoiler: Screenshot of post to archive, pixelated fleshlight chicken "vajeen"

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

Dubai chocolate labubus?

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Mgs6_ezY1K0

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I really enjoyed the Francis Dec episode. Part of me wonders if a contributing factor to his insanity was his wall-shaving with razor blades, which likely exposed him to lead paint.

 

[Jotch]

fish will only appear to you if you're fat and inebriated.
They can smell if you have touched a computer keyboard in the last 24h and will flee if you have.

 

[Nigger Cattle]

I really enjoyed the Francis Dec episode. Part of me wonders if a contributing factor to his insanity was his wall-shaving with razor blades, which likely exposed him to lead paint.

Maybe he watched the movie "The Conversation" from Coppolla and thought it was a good idea to rip the wallpaper and try to find all sorts of listening devices on his wall? It was interesting to me because it was SO similar to the ending of "The Conversation", but it's probably just something a schizophrenic person would do on their own without any outside influence..

Edit: Btw, movie recommendation to @Null
Even though it's in the 70's, it shows how advanced surveillance was at that point in time, to the point where you could listen to two people having a conversation in a park with a bunch of people around them, so despite being technologically "outdated" it just makes you wonder how much more insane the technology for mass surveillance is now.

 

[waffle]

I was shocked by how many elements used fucking LEAD. Somehow due tot his I distinctly remember it became very ominous and spooky at times trying to get things set up because you had to make sure you didn't touch the lead bits too long and washed your hands off after the fact.

Handling metallic lead is not really a big deal. As long as you arent chewing on the weights (some guys crimp them with their teeth ) there's basically no risk from that. How you get elevated lead levels is breathing particles/dust from casting your own sinkers (or bullets) or tumbling shell casings in your living area. Shooting at an indoor range where they're not good about running the exhaust fan can also do it.

Even casting is pretty safe if you do it outside (and wear a respirator if your doing it with any regularity)

 

[Mettaur]

 

[Lime]

Maybe he watched the movie "The Conversation" from Coppolla and thought it was a good idea to rip the wallpaper and try to find all sorts of listening devices on his wall? It was interesting to me because it was SO similar to the ending of "The Conversation", but it's probably just something a schizophrenic person would do on their own without any outside influence..

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Edit: Btw, movie recommendation to @Null
Even though it's in the 70's, it shows how advanced surveillance was at that point in time, to the point where you could listen to two people having a conversation in a park with a bunch of people around them, so despite being technologically "outdated" it just makes you wonder how much more insane the technology for mass surveillance is now.

Satellites can pick up the writing on a dime from space and all internet traffic is recorded. The best you can do is avoid Sauron's gaze. Use cash and become amish but the government even fucks with them

 

[Null]

oh fuck yeah

 

[Sneeds]

Josh is a big fan of Dennys and Big Bang Theory like idubbbz

 

[Jotch]

oh fuck yeah

what did he post?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

what did he post?

Local archive:

I highly recommend giving the original the views it deserves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T16jagMLNDA

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Satellites can pick up the writing on a dime from space and all internet traffic is recorded. The best you can do is avoid Sauron's gaze. Use cash and become amish but the government even fucks with them

It would be fucking neat if we dropped the act and just admited everyone is being recorded and followed and they used that "secret" tech to stop crime against normal citizens that work hard everyday and have to put up with niggers stealing their shit or stabbing them.

 

[Sneeds]

Josh should clip the Solinath (the Jews took incest away from me) segment from the October 10th episode. It was pretty funny when he kept saying “Anime niggas please stop doing this I beg of you”.

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Josh should clip the Solinath (the Jews took incest away from me) segment from the October 10 episode. It was pretty funny when he kept telling the “Anime niggas” to stop doing this

I was thinking about anime recently and, it might be a bit off-topic, but i think anime is like smoking: the people who are doing it in their 20's and 30's probably started doing it when they were young and they can't stop now, they're too addicted to it. Maybe they should put a warning like they do with cigarettes so they know: THIS SHIT WILL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING GAY LOSER.

You can't even ask them for something kino to watch because most of them just watch that "moshi moshi" type anime, shit like K-On! or whatever it is. Niggas who have NEVER watched The Godfather, The French Connection, Eraserhead, 2001: A Space Odyssey, but they have spent thousands of hours watching their japanese sloppa.