💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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This is just MATI ragebait
Caleb's show is just Judge Judy reborn under the guise of financial advice, which is why he gets Judge Judy levels of viewership. Pick guests that will outrage the viewer, then berate them to their face for being stupid. In the same way Judge Judy would comp legal expenses for appearing on TV, Caleb comps these people by raising their social media profile. If Josh didn't have to be so cagey about how much money he has in his warchest, it would be top-tier TV watching Caleb's jaw drop to the floor hearing everything Dear Feeder has done to keep in operation.
 
Caleb's show is just Judge Judy reborn under the guise of financial advice, which is why he gets Judge Judy levels of viewership. Pick guests that will outrage the viewer, then berate them to their face for being stupid. In the same way Judge Judy would comp legal expenses for appearing on TV, Caleb comps these people by raising their social media profile. If Josh didn't have to be so cagey about how much money he has in his warchest, it would be top-tier TV watching Caleb's jaw drop to the floor hearing everything Dear Feeder has done to keep in operation.
Financial Audit is peak slop, many days it has kept me sane at work.
 
Financial Audit is peak slop, many days it has kept me sane at work.
Got my attention at first but it's just too repetitive and Caleb's voice gets grating in a hurry. Unlike criminal court there's only one mantra for every fiscal problem: 'you need to spend less and/or make more'. Plus a handful of the same tax shelters and debt consolidation methods. Rinse and repeat.
 
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Jersh's AI sperging finally got me to try it out with my own bugbear (learning languages) and holy fuck

I was struggling with this word (Mor I Chee Man) that was fucking up the whole paragraph because it was acting like a conjunction and a verb. Korean is infamous for randomly combining shit together but I wasn't finding anything for (Chee man) or (Mor I DA) and (Mor I) was hair. And it can't be "But" because "Ha Chee Man" is but.

I plug it into chat GPT and it's like "You misspelled it nigga. Here's what it probably is. Also you've missed this entire grammatical rule where "Chee Man" is put on the end of a verb as a conjunction. Huh? But Ha-chee-man is but? Correct nigga. It's the standalone version. And it's considered a verb for the purposes of completing a conjunctive clause based on it's historical origin unless it already has a verb in which case, it doesn't.

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Now I want you to image you are one of those fucking translators who love to comment on twitter threads asking why the silly japanese game suddenly has a lesbian tranny in it and this is what you are up against. And if you lose your job and have to become an interpreter, this is what you are up against. And if you lose that job and have to become a teacher, this is still what you are up against. Any educator who is not teaching kids how to use this is doing them an active disservice.

Now Autism sticker me you niggers. Autism me with the stickers that WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ON SALE TODAY. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY FUCKING GOOK SPEAK WAITING FOR THE STICKERS.
 
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