Josh's barely-beating heart adds to my suspicions that we are weeks away from a Mr Glass-style supervillain reveal:
"The other children used to call me Moon," he says sleepily, as he is led away by police, who have identified him as the individual who has been texting images of their bare buttocks to world leaders.
Tor is working really well for me, though in an act of solemn remembrance for the Queen. I am limiting myself to one click per minute.
I cannot conceive of the levels of resilience and fortitude that must be required to stand ground in the face of outright lies and coordinated knavery the likes of which must haunt the reptilian fever dreams of Mark Zuckerberg (I am back to talking about Joshua here, not Queen Elizabeth II, although there are overlaps).
You do important work.
You are a legend, not quite in the same tier as Hercules or Han Solo, but certainly fit to line up alongside the likes of Black Panther and C3PO.