"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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A lot of the John Swartzwelder episodes are typically the best of the Simpons. Conan gets praise for writing that, but they had a lot of good writers early on.
 
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If you want a fun short anecdote, tomorrow will mark exactly 4 years since Paweł Adamowicz got murdered on a stage in front of multiple cameras by a guy who has presented himself by his name and surname, and to this day he is yet to be sentenced. Meanwhile when a patostreamer glorified that attack in 2021 he got instantly sentenced and he's only been out of jail for a few days now. Just a fun note on how dysfunctional the judicial system in Poland is.

 
Josh larping as "Ravenclaw" cause J.K. Rowling said it has Jews would be pretty funny.
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I wanna preface this by saying this isn't to get Null to talk about vtubers or to defend muh yabbit's honor but I'd like to submit as a topic for tomorrow's stream the newest zoosadist thread on Joel Thomas, user @Chaser663, as an example as why opsec is pretty important.


tl;dr
rando smugly tries to cancel anime woman, gets talked about in thread, new rando comes in to defend smug rando, is discovered to be the same person because he uses the same name/naming convention on every damn thing, is revealed to have took place in the murdering of a "medium-size black dog" and personally cut it's head off with a pocket knife because of Satan and that's not an exaggeration.

You can go to his profile and watch him watching his own thread in real time.
 
It occured to me while sneedposting in chat that I have never watched a single episode of the simpsons. I am considering doing gumroad where I just watch the most recent episode from season 48 or whatever the fuck and then maybe also one from the very early seasons. like look up whatever the highest rated episode is and watch that, or do a fan favorite.
That's kind of insane to me that you haven't even watched an episode in passing, or someone had it on one time. I'd recommend watching a lot of it, but there's the debate on when the Simpsons golden age ends. Imo the golden age starts around season 2 and ends at season 8. Season 9 noticeably jumps the shark in the second episode and it's not as funny, also. Having said that, there's still a lot of good episodes and jokes because season 9-12.
Also, if you haven't watched Futurama watch that too.
 
I gotta admit I like how he looks as Elvis standing next to a horse

Edit: Nevermind that wasn't Ralph, the Elvis impersonator just happened to be as rotund as him
 
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It occured to me while sneedposting in chat that I have never watched a single episode of the simpsons. I am considering doing gumroad where I just watch the most recent episode from season 48 or whatever the fuck and then maybe also one from the very early seasons. like look up whatever the highest rated episode is and watch that, or do a fan favorite.
Simpsons peaks at season 9, just torrent all the episodes to roughly that point and you’ll have a good time, rewatch the movie because it still holds up well and easily the best ‘episode’ this century, everything else was a mistake.
 
@Null Polyfrog64 an up and coming Ayylawg turned content creator in the Sektur gets a visit from the FBI over a January 6th investigation and decides to livestream it on his youtube channel. He pulls the sovereign citizen routine while exposing he is a 30 something year old living in his moms basement. He then spergs out at his mom for talking to the fed in her own house and storms into his room kicking over boxes. This shit is tight. He exposes when he was 8 he burnt down a field burning legos in the grass with a lighter amazing concentrated autismo energy. I love how he expects his mom to buy him a lawyer and I also love how he is really concerned about talking to the fed who he knows has all his account and Internet presence documented and archived yet then goes on to talk about the situation on a livestream.

Nice Anime Collection (every fucking time).
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Timestamps:
01:28 Intro ends. Pauly starts recording while his mom is speaking with an FBI agent, because he is incapable of it.
01:40 The audio becomes audible.
01:56 Pauly's mom tries selling him out to the feds. Pauly goes based mode and invokes the fifth.
02:35 Pauly's mom confirms it's regarding Jan the 6th and that he was home with his parents at that time.
06:40 Pauly's mom makes up some insane conspiracy people are using his image and then reuploading it relation to Jan 6th.
07:25 Pauly's mom encourages the feds to call her and keep updated on her family. So kind!
07:42 Pauly and his mom fight.
08:30 Based the FBI are on Paulyfrog's side.
08:47 Pauly's mom threatens to kick him out of the house yet again (not the first time). Pauly says he's trying to leave the house by donating 100 to random e-celebs every night.
09:36 Pauly's mom continues justifying the FBI after her son.
10:28 Pauly demands a lawyer, his mom refuses.
11:19 Pauly's mom gives the case number and contact info of the FBI agent. Thanks mom!
11:50 Paulyfrog64 storms out and has a full on meltdown, kicking a plastic box like a sperg.
12:24 Pauly immediately talks about going to prison. Oh no lol.
13:20 Pauly felted.
13:39 Paulygrift needs a lawyer.
14:19 Pauly would keep the stream up, but then would private it.
16:50 Political prisoner Pauly.
17:35 Pauly clarifies he wasn't swatted, this is part of an FBI investigation. The feds have been monitoring Pauly.
18:30 Pauly explains he's livestream it to keep it recorded. Why not just record it without livestreaming it?
20:00 Pauly would go on to say really stupid stuff on social media later.
21:04 Pauly felted over living at home still in his 30s.
21:24 Pauly justifies his spergout about the box.
21:42 Pauly recounts his story about how his mom got him into juvie as a 8yo for arson.
24:55 Pauly set a field on fire by burning legos with a lighter. I wonder if those plastic fumes got into his brain.
29:00 Pauly says he'll keep the stream up.
30:15 Pauly on his mom letting in random feds.
31:32 Outro.
 
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@Null Polyfrog64 an up and coming Ayylawg turned content creator in the Sektur gets a visit from the FBI over a January 6th investigation and decides to livestream it on his youtube channel. He pulls the sovereign citizen routine while exposing he is a 30 something year old living in his moms basement. He then spergs out at his mom for talking to the fed in her own house and storms into his room kicking over boxes. This shit is tight. He exposes when he was 8 he burnt down a field burning legos in the grass with a lighter amazing concentrated autismo energy. I love how he expects his mom to buy him a lawyer and I also love how he is really concerned about talking to the fed who he knows has all his account and Internet presence documented and archived yet then goes on to talk about the situation on a livestream.
For archiving sake, here's the full stream before it was privated (435MB):
Original yt link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78yiIcsJnt8 (archive.ph)
 
I've said this before, but I hope you publish a sequel to Where the Sidewalk Ends listing all of the Internet/internet's juicy "new" weak points. I could use something to link off site.

Unfortunately, the Total Retard War isn't over so we wouldn't know the ending. Maybe it will become a Forever Retard War.

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