"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Back in 2018 (yt mirror), Null did a person stream on Bex, aka ArchivistBecks or Becky Gerber.
She's a Gamergate-era lolcow who used to work at Riot Games (League of Legends) and tried to insert herself into the GG drama as a victim, even though nobody knew who she was. She became a lolcow because she's practically BPD incarnate and is a prolific crybully on Twitter. Also, despite being a privileged & very basic white woman, she loves to collect fake identities to make herself seem super special & oppressed.
  • Non-exhaustive list of her labels: Trans/nonbinary, disabled, autistic, C-PTSD sufferer (from being fired from Riot), polyamorous, kink/BDSM enthusiast, asexual, Cuban, Jewish, witchcraft practitioner, game developer, archival expert.

I wanted to give a relatively-brief update summarizing what she's been up to. [Edit: This turned out to be long, sorry.]

The Polyamorous Triad​

Becky and her two cucks have all gotten fatter & uglier.
[Keep in mind that Becky claims to be trans/nonbinary and gets pissed when people assume she's a woman.]
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~~Skirt Go Spinny~~


Jackson Gerber, who's legally married to Becky. He works as a lawyer and comes from a very wealthy family.
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Daniel Klein, who "married" Becky in a fake ceremony. He works as a game developer, previously at Riot Games (League of Legends) and then Respawn Entertainment (Apex Legends). He helped Becky get a job at Respawn, but then he subsequently got himself fired after he pissed off the playerbase with his awful balance changes. They did it by digging up a whole bunch of edgy/racist/misogynistic tweets he posted in the past. Not sure where he works now - he keeps it secret.
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Oh, btw: When Daniel was fired from Respawn, Becky went on the warpath. She pretended to have a miscarriage due to stress and started throwing accusations everywhere.
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The McMansion​

Becky, previously known for begging & grifting on Twitter, also likes to brag that she and her cucks all have six-figure salaries. They also have very wealthy relatives, so they've been living privileged lives. This culminated last year with the triad buying a $1.5 mil house on the outskirts of LA. Becky then spent even more money repainting the house in ugly colors.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5264-Via-Dolores-Thousand-Oaks-CA-91320/16413423_zpid/
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Since then, Becky has had the nerve to complain about her neighborhood being lily-white & boring... as if she couldn't have chosen to buy a home in a more "diverse" neighborhood if she had wanted to. :story:

The IVF Saga​

Due to Becky's obesity, drug abuse (both prescription & recreational), and age (late 30s), she's been having trouble getting pregnant. She's been undergoing IVF treatments for about 1.5 years, and funnily, they've been using Daniel's sperm for it since Becky wants to babytrap him, as they aren't legally married. [Daniel was considering leaving her years ago, but she threatened to accuse him of rape, and he abandoned the thought.]
Becky's going to give up on the IVF soon, though.
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Despite what she says below, she steadfastly refuses to lose weight or cut back on her drug use to improve her chances of pregnancy.
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She shovels weed edibles into her mouth pretty much all day, everyday. Coincidentally, marijuana use likely impairs female fertility... 🤔🤔🤔
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Becky's brilliant new plan is to just offload the pregnancy on someone else... Her sister-in-law has volunteered to be a surrogate. The SIL is Native American and not well-off, which makes it hilariously ironic that a wealthy white woman like Becky is basically renting the womb of a poor POC.
The weird soyboy in the picture is Becky's brother, who also claims to be nonbinary. Uncanny.
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Miscellaneous​

Harry Potter / JK Rowling
Too long to summarize, but Becky was one of the prominent Twitter users freaking out about the Hogwarts game. She used her fake Trans & Jewish identities to push the idea that the game is transphobic, antisemitic, etc. She went full-on conspiracy theorist with it: talking about goblin horns in the game being shofar (Jewish horns), claiming there were hidden references to Jewish pogroms, etc...

To top it off, Becky now condones harassing TERFs and anyone else involved with the Harry Potter / Hogwarts IP.
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Yes... Becky is still a fake Jew and also a witch, btw. No, she doesn't see this as a contradiction. :lol:
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She forced her cucks to convert to Judaism as well... except they're still atheists. So now... they're Jewish atheists!
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Literally LARPing.

Upcoming Unemployment Saga​

The latest news - and the reason why I wanted to post here - is that after two years of employment at Respawn Entertainment, Becky announced yesterday that she's getting laid off. We're not sure if she's been fired or if her contract simply isn't being renewed. If you want to get an idea of what kind of meaningless job she had, then check out the Apex Legends Lore Hub she helped make. It doesn't seem to have made much of a splash in the Apex community.
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Kiwis were totally felted in their predictions, btw. Thanks to Covid, Becky has been working-from-home this entire time, so that probably explains how she managed to last two years in this job... Her co-workers could more easily ignore her hysterics. During her time at Riot Games, her co-workers had to deal with her craziness face-to-face. :lol:
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Oh, guess what...? Becky immediately started begging for donations after this announcement! :story: From the comfort of her $1.5 mil McMansion! :story:
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Delicious irony now that she's been laid off:
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Waifu Days said:
Someone suggested watch Bakshi's Coonskin. I also recommend it, it's satire is both timeless and dated, Not convinced, here's Scatman Crothers singing at the opening of the film. The title of the song is exactly what you think it is, making it a no go on the holy YouTubes.

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The full movie is available on the Internet Archive, along with other Ralph Bakshi classics.
 
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