"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Mr. Manchester]

Has anything lolcow related happened this week or am I just going to be having an hour long panic attack about the fed

Panic attack. If I'm allowed to have one so are you.

I found this lolcow parody (not thread worthy) that might cheer you up though.

TOILET PAPER AND THE CORONAVIRUS

HOW TO DEAL WITH RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER DURING THESE TRYING TIMES. PLEASE, WASH YOUR HANDS.

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[Distant Stare]

I am looking forward to angry black pill Josh today

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Yeah not a lot this week. Secretgamergirl also returner after the gnomes 2+ week abscence with a crazy rambly tumblr post post that was hilarious to read.

Also not really stream worthy but if you're curious about ya girl virgo She's been talking on how dry fasting is the cure to coroa and some kinda boring rambling about astronomy and the usual ramblings about ABUSIVE DAR

A fedsmoker stream someday would be cool but obviously would take some work to be done.

EDIT:
Also that furry lunatic @KhordKitty who brought HIS OWN KIDS to furry "cub" parties and is friends wth pedos and zoos has been sperging out in his own thread too.

 

[wabbits]

Did the Croatian earthquake give you a moment?

Citizens have obtained a 123-page certificate of readiness Yaniv filed in his lawsuit re: the massage table that collapsed under his weight last June. "Readiness" refers to being ready for a settlement conference and the certificate is supposed to convey all relevant medical reports and expenses/costs related to the injury.

Yaniv instead filed only six months of summaries generated by a telemedicine service called Telus Babylon that contain no reference to any injury sustained in the table collapse, but do refer to a series of falls and Yaniv's allegation that a Rebel Media reporter hit him with a car, giving the massage table defendants evidence that whatever back problem Yaniv may have was caused or aggravated by those other incidents. Yaniv, of course, has filed a DMCA e:with Scribd to try to get the file taken off the Internet.

e:He also provided entertaining bits about his scrote, his feet, sleep apnea, and getting dumped by his family doctor.

Spoiler: Highlights

Yaniv had a Babylon doctor look at a picture of his scrotum because he was worried about a skin tag. Swollen and painful! Hasn't been sexually active for the last five years and "rarely" before that.

His feet are as deformed as the rest of him.

He needed a telemedicine consultation because his nostril was irritated by a sleep apnea monitor.

He got fired by his GP, Dr. Manpreet Cooner.

Attached below: The notice of claim that sets out his side of the small claims case he filed, the certificate of readiness he wants to make vanish, and a Telus Babylon ad for context.

Thread on the case: Jessica vs The Physiotherapist Corp - 04Sep2019 » YANIV, Jessica v H MORRIS & N SZUCS PHYSIOTHERAPIST CORP

 

[Dick Pooman]

Finding out for the first time that people named Peter Coffin's ugly baby "Toilet Nigga" was the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1244741242388430849

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

A little late but your girl Virgo has the cure to wuflu

New video. Marissa isn't feeling well so she's dry fasting.
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Call the CDC, Marissa has discovered the cure for Corona Chan!

DRY FASTING KILLS COVID 19 Coronavirus Will Be Killed, Expert Advice, Could Save Millions Of Lives!!
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New video:
I Have The Cure For Covid 19, Coronavirus, Could Save Millions Of Lives, No One Will Listen To Me!!
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This video is just wow! It actually sounds like she's pissed at the WHO and CDC for not knowing about dry fasting

All The Doctors Are Dying Of Covid 19 Coronavirus! Who Are Experts? I'm An Expert, I Know The Cure!
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Another video about dry fasting to cure wuflu. I chuckle each time she says this video needs to go viral.

Comments! Descriptions! See her word salad and tight circle of obsessions laid out for all!

She is "obstaining" from all food and drink, and this has cured her and will cure anyone of Corona-chan.
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I KNOW THE CURE FOR COVID 19,Coronavirus Research Doctors Dropping Like Flies! 75% Of The Planet?
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New video. Doctor's are dropping like flies and nurses don't know anything about health and wellness. Marissa isn't going to catch wuflu because she knows about health and wellness. Most of you are going to die because you're ignorant

I'm getting the vibe that Marissa wants all these people to die just so that she can say I told you so.

Staten Island reaches highest rate of confirmed coronavirus cases in city


That video came with a wonderful tight-turn-around pronouncement:

I come from one of the most intelligent families in the world. Some of my family members, not all are intelligent.​

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Seward, whom she first brags about, "knows nothing about health and wellness" as she never tires of telling us.

Imma now make endogenous water in the little room down the hall...

Another new video:
Ignorant Doctors, So Called Experts Drop Like Flies, Die, Coronavirus, Covid 19, I Know Cure!
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Everyone else is ignorant and knows nothing about natural hygiene. They're all going to die. Brings up Fukishima for some reason. Doctors are attention seeking and don't know the first thing about health, creativity or the arts. Marissa studies astrophysics and healing for fun and is a professional composer so we should all listen to her. Bitches about her sister for a while.

New video:
The Death Toll In New York City Looks Like It Will Turn Into 1000's In One Day
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This is very serious folks could be like the Spanish Flu, doesn't want to be negative though. Still working 12 hours a day. Everyone needs to start dry fasting. She's water fasting now but will go back to dry fasting soon. Get some tea tree oil.

Astreriod Almost Hits Earth, Coronavirus, Covid 19 Killing Millions, Wrath Of Deity Or God?

I love the subject of astrophysics. I study it everyday. I also love the concept of meta-physics. I study spirituality in terms of the laws of numbers of rel...

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New vid! Expert astronomer Marissa predicted that the coronavirus is a sign that god demands ethnic cleansing. Talks about made up friends such as a gay Russian woman and a hindu man from NY who also does dry fasting. Sister is satan incarnate who works for a satanic company, and never invited her for a wedding also Marissa is way more talented than anyone else as it is obviously a god-given talent. Also claims that the cause of the 5 year restraining order against her sister was cus Marissa kept calling her for two months about her good diet (raw beef liver from a farm I suppose). It was all a result of jealousy obviously.

Bethann also thinks she's god and always copies Marissa. Also Dar believes everyone will go to heaven such as Marissa's mom but Marissa is convinced both Sis and mom will burn in hell. Her cousin also said bethann is evil and very much satanic.

New video:

I Know Cure To Prevent Death In Covid 19, I Won't Share It With You, I Am Not Allowed, Martial Law
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[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I want to be Fedsmoker when I grow up.
What an absolute lad.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

View attachment 576823 he is really pissed at you. @Null

I luv ya Null. But I'm a broken shitcunt who turns everything I touch to shit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I want to be Fedsmoker when I grow up.
What an absolute lad.

He's like a glorious hybrid, or a manbearpig, of Alex Jones, Hulk Hogan, and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Thanks, jersh.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

He's like a glorious hybrid, or a manbearpig, of Alex Jones, Hulk Hogan, and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Thanks, jersh.

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

God bless his soul.

 

[eldri]

@Null, since you're a dog, you may like this song about a stray dog.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Anyone else having issues with the Fedsmoker episode on iphones? No times in the player and it just stops if I try to move forward.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Anyone else having issues with the Fedsmoker episode on iphones? No times in the player and it just stops if I try to move forward.

Same here, it's strange.

 

[Diesel]

Anyone else having issues with the Fedsmoker episode on iphones? No times in the player and it just stops if I try to move forward.

Did you try the archive or the bitchute mirror?

 

[Spedestrian]

Is there anywhere I can go to see a stream schedule or get notifications about upcoming streams aside from YouTube? I end up missing most of the streams because that shitty little bell never works for me

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Is there anywhere I can go to see a stream schedule or get notifications about upcoming streams aside from YouTube? I end up missing most of the streams because that shitty little bell never works for me

I also utilize twitter notifications from @Leviticus19_18 , which are additionally helpful.
But, I also long for a posted schedule, or greater advance warning.
However, our universe has limits at this moment.

 

[Chiri]

I'm expecting a bit of a blackpill stream. The merchant debacle really put a damper on things despite the run itself being so successful. I guess we have forked tongue girl and the Ho-Ho-Holocaust for some extra levity.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Since discovering the cure for WuFlu, Virgo has begun a new mission to educate the world that wuflu is no big deal and we must be worried about all the people dying from the Fukishima disaster and nuclear bomb testing in the US

New video:
Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Kills Millions More Compared To What Covid 19 Will, Cancer, Heart Failure
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Fukishima was much worse than wuflu. Talks about her raw food diet and dry fasting so she knows about these things. Sheeple will listen to Trump and go outside at

New video today:
Fukushima Disaster, Kills Millions More Than Covid 19 Will, Cancer, Heart Failure Etc 9 Yrs Later
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Teaching the world about 'Nukeular' fission. Wu Flu is easy to deal with but regular people can't understand 'Nukeular' fission. Fukishima is the more pressing issue right now. Wake up everybody!

New Video
Why Covid 19 Get More Media Attention When Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Is An Mass Extinction Event?
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Fukishima is way more important than wuflu, why is no one paying attention?

New video:
Is Covid 19 Killing More People Than Bomb Testing, Depleted Uranium, Plutonium, Fukushima?
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This video is all over the place, first the death toll in NY is really high, the Fukishima, the Roger Barrett and bitching about her family to raw food diet and then closing it off with saying wuflu is no big deal we should be worried about 'nukuler' fallout because there has never ever in the history of the world been any testing on the effects of radiation or fallout on people.

New video. This is really short and probably a response to those comments about Fukishima.

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Wuflu is a nothingburger compared with Fukishima and 'nukuler' bomb testing

 

[Swiss46]

I can't wait for gamer null to make a Runescape stream about the first girlfriend he bought and how it showed him the true value of money.