"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

DO IT LIKE A WHITE MAN JORSCH
A WHITE MAN USES AN ISO FILE
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Josh has reached a level of Internet fame comparable to Lauryn Hill or Axl Rose, where he is comfortable sitting in his dressing room for half an hour, drinking Fillico Jewellery Water and dining on slices of caviar-topped Louis XIII pizza, garnished with M&Ms, with all the brown ones removed for racial reasons. Meanwhile, his loyal audience, who arrived punctually for the stream, so as to avoid having their sexuality called into question, are left to shiver in the chat box, with its overpriced food stands and unsavoury toilets.

It's a Jesus curses a fig tree episode, filled with mixed biblical metaphors.

Early on, Josh boasts of the 163 pieces of silver in his possession (adjusted up from 30 by inflation and gas prices in the US).

The God complex is on full display: For as the Lord made the virgin Mary heavy with child through the intervention of the Holy Spirit, so too did the creator of Kiwi Farms use his vessel Ralph to impregnate Faith (a conniving dumb-ass) and Meigh (a literal horse woman). That's two of the 12 Tribes of Ralph taken care of, in a gospel that currently resembles the King James Version of the Bible, with random passages from The Island of Dr Moreau pasted in.

Null the prophet's predictions have come to pass, as Peetz ascends his male form to become the high-hairlined lesbian with a penis of his dreams. An email was sent to the Corinthians, warning them about it.
 
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@Null, would you ever be willing to reveal your true and honest stance on the UA/RU war?


If you've talked about it in other threads then hopefully link a post of two, I don't obsessively read each and every one of your posts.
Asking as an estonian person.
 
Re the Sitch and Adam rules, AKA the Rekieta rules: Any superchats $20 and over get read immediately. Other chats get read at the end of the stream or possibly on a separate "superchat catch-up" stream. Rekieta started doing this after he had the "problem" of frequent superchats screwing up the flow of his show, and Sitch and Adam adopted it for their own streams.

Re the node-ipc guy, I still don't see how he's a libertarian. I know the "libertarian guys with Asian wives" thing is a meme but come on now. Dude is obviously your typical Internet leftist who took his requisite performative slacktivism way too far.
 
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