"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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"it was a dark and stormy night that kept Chantal awake, try and try again, she could not fall asleep, for her tummy would not remain full now that she was on the run

She kept thinking about him, pondering about just how ironic it is to fall for the one that had inflicted so much grief on her life for many years, and yet, at the same time... The thrill of a love/hate affair was too good to turn down, so good, she even considered to entertain her own budding feelings for him

The motel's bedroom door creaked open, and in walked the man of her hateful, lustful fantasies, one Joshua Connor Moon aka "Null" with a supreme deluxe Little Caesar's pizza box. His hands were stained in crimson red, he was proud to show off the scars born out of passion for his huge queen, for Null had no qualms about ending another man's life just to be with Chantal...

Failing to take a seat besider his lover on the individual sized bed, Null stood next to Chantal and opened the pizza box with a playful smile on his face. "It's time, my queen" he whispered.

A single tear fell down Chantal's cheek. "Oh Null... I could have never imagined it would be you who saved me from gorging on any more dishes made his way! I wish i could do more for you..."

The cheeky, jolly and always light mooded Joshua Connor Moon aka "Null" placed a teasing finger on her lips and shook his head. "Shh..." He whispered.

"It's all errver now, my queen..."

Null held a slice of pizza next to her lips. Chantal took a moment to realize, she has never been happier in life.

"I love you Null"

"I love you too Chantal"

The End!!!!!

Meant to be accompanied by this



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Consider this a formal demand request that @Null read this today.
 
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I just can't believe that he has the exact same technical issue every single week. This has to be a joke and he just enjoys watching chat melt down, right?

Edit: 25 minutes late then comes in with ear rape. He definitely is pranking his audience
 
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Azrn0239 said:
I just can't believe that he has the exact same technical issue every single week. This has to be a joke and he just enjoys watching chat melt down, right?
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Its just what happens when you use Arch; Reddits favorite distro.

t. currently using Debian like a hueite man
 
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Tetra said:
jersh is making a fantastic argument against linux tbqh

with his drivers crashing despite it working an hour ago and all

the allies (keffals, chantal, zoom and ralph) won
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He could just literally run a castrated W10 LTSC and it would still work better than any given l*nux distro.
 
Nothing starts a Friday like The Glorious Null Father bitching about Linux :smug:
 
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SpacePirat said:
Okay guys, desperately need a stream recommendation for my gf. She's somewhat new to stuff like this and I'm trying to slowly introduce her to Farms and Joshstreams in general.
Don’t want to "rush it" though, y'know...
What's a good, rather person-ey stream that's not too intense on Null's more controversial opinions?
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Tommy, maybe?
My thjnking is you either go for something relatable like the fat women or someone that’s completely unsympathetic like Tommy.
 
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lol
 
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Watching a ginormous bald blob of a white woman talk about privilege, whilst also talking about how meaningless money is to her, while also being a sentient fupa who would (should?) have been allowed to destroy herself long ago if it weren't for the very system she laments...

*chef's kiss*

This is why I watch.
 
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