"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Don't Tread on Me said:

In case anyone actually doubts Josh's literal ability to harvest the corn from Ralph every year, let me remind everyone that on April 2nd of last year, Josh also took nearly two hours to shit on Ralph doing something ridiculously stupid and public.
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This also marked his cursed descent into linux streaming. He mentions manjaro in the first ten minutes (shudder).
 
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Wait, his name is Igor? I didn't know Igor was a jewish name 🤔
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So I recorded a Mad at the Internet rap back for kiwitober, got sick, and never got around to posting it. Just found it while backing up my pc and figured maybe someone would enjoy it. So I present:
Mad at the Internet/KiwiFarms - YungAnonymous

It's friday
I aint made no dinner yet
too busy fighting fags cause I'm mad at the internet
aint got no intellect
I/you aint never been correct
light me up a cigarette I'm mad at the internet
x2

You think we would forget?
We document at record speed
archive all the drama so that we can all sneed
we got what you need, so just hop in the thread
when your 100 pages deep you will only see red

Cause first we got the deathfats, in the salon
Ironically obesity the least of their wrongs
weighed down by Chantel, the queen next to Ried
Go ahead and take a Holiday, there's plenty to read

In the beauty parlor, oh the rage their the harbor
Venti sized threads and the home of female farmers
Groomers and drama queens, Bimbos and thots
And sometimes all in one, give Onision's thread a watch

Then we go down to the farms, where I mostly spend my time
community watch is proof that the internet aint fine
reddit is paradise for those unemployed
and there's a never seeming end to sites just for grooming goys

Animal control...
Yeah fuck animal control and every person and thing listed in that board
I like animals way too, I can't stomach that shit.
So yeah, give me a tophat, I'm skipping this one.

Then we got Internet famous
where we talk all about the lamest
faggots on the internet,
the home of all the haters
a quarter pound of cow mixed with pedos that are really quite heinous

Down we go to the sewers, where we see the rat kings
a community of queers all attached by dick rings
Come down and find them at the tranch
Penny and her homies that will never be your man

Senpai, oh my, you forgot my favorite board
I only ride my tractor through the field of Weeb Wars
Go ahead, take a ride, and maybe even partake
you'll soon realize that Japan was a mistake

Meta and Off-topic, these are self-explained
but don't think a lack of cows lead to smaller flames
So go ahead, give me a sticker, it only makes my snicker
I can win with 3 words: shut up nigger


But it's Friday
I aint made no dinner yet
too busy fighting fags cause I'm mad at the internet
aint got not intellect
I/you aint never been correct
light me up a cigarette I'm mad at the internet
x3
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
So I recorded a Mad at the Internet rap back for kiwitober, got sick, and never got around to posting it. Just found it while backing up my pc and figured maybe someone would enjoy it. So I present:
Mad at the Internet/KiwiFarms - YungAnonymous
View attachment 3180695
It's friday
I aint made no dinner yet
too busy fighting fags cause I'm mad at the internet
aint got no intellect
I/you aint never been correct
still light me up a cigarette I'm mad at the internet
x2

You think we would forget?
We document at record speed
archive all the drama so we can all sneed
we got what you need, so just hop in the thread
when your 100 pages deep you will only see red

Cause first we got the deathfats, in the salon
Ironically obesity the least of their wrongs
weighed down by Chantel, the queen next to Ried
Go ahead and take a Holiday, there's plenty to read

In the beauty parlor, oh the rage their the harbor
Venti sized threads and the home of female farmers
Groomers and drama queens, Bimbos and thots
And sometime's all in one, give Onision's thread a watch

Then we go down to the farms, where I mostly spend my time
community watch is proof that the internet aint fine
reddit t is paradise for those unemployed
and there's a never seeming end to sites that are just for grooming goys

Animal control...
Yeah fuck animal control and every person listed in that thread
I like animals too man, I can't stomach that shit.
So yeah, give me a tophat, I'm skipping this one.

Then we got Internet famous
where we talk all about the lamest
faggots on the internet,
the home of all the haters
a quarter pound of cow mixed with pedos that are really quite heinous

Down we go to the sewers, where we see the rat kings
a community of queers all attached by dick rings
Come down and find them at the tranch
Penny and her homies that will never be your man

Senpai, oh my, you forgot my favorite board
I only ride my tractor through the field of Weeb Wars
Go ahead, take a ride, and maybe even partake
you'll soon realize that Japan was a mistake

Meta and Off-topic, these are self-explained
but don't think a lack of cows lead to smaller flames
So go ahead, give me a sticker, it only makes my snicker
I can win with 3 words: shut up nigger


But it's Friday
I aint made no dinner yet
too busy fighting fags cause I'm mad at the internet
aint got not intellect
I/you aint never been correct
still light me up a cigarette I'm mad at the internet
x3
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For the love of SNEED @Null please play this on the next MATI
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
So I recorded a Mad at the Internet rap back for kiwitober, got sick, and never got around to posting it. Just found it while backing up my pc and figured maybe someone would enjoy it. So I present:
Mad at the Internet/KiwiFarms - YungAnonymous
View attachment 3180695
It's friday
I aint made no dinner yet
too busy fighting fags cause I'm mad at the internet
aint got no intellect
I/you aint never been correct
light me up a cigarette I'm mad at the internet
x2

You think we would forget?
We document at record speed
archive all the drama so that we can all sneed
we got what you need, so just hop in the thread
when your 100 pages deep you will only see red

Cause first we got the deathfats, in the salon
Ironically obesity the least of their wrongs
weighed down by Chantel, the queen next to Ried
Go ahead and take a Holiday, there's plenty to read

In the beauty parlor, oh the rage their the harbor
Venti sized threads and the home of female farmers
Groomers and drama queens, Bimbos and thots
And sometimes all in one, give Onision's thread a watch

Then we go down to the farms, where I mostly spend my time
community watch is proof that the internet aint fine
reddit is paradise for those unemployed
and there's a never seeming end to sites just for grooming goys

Animal control...
Yeah fuck animal control and every person and thing listed in that board
I like animals way too, I can't stomach that shit.
So yeah, give me a tophat, I'm skipping this one.

Then we got Internet famous
where we talk all about the lamest
faggots on the internet,
the home of all the haters
a quarter pound of cow mixed with pedos that are really quite heinous

Down we go to the sewers, where we see the rat kings
a community of queers all attached by dick rings
Come down and find them at the tranch
Penny and her homies that will never be your man

Senpai, oh my, you forgot my favorite board
I only ride my tractor through the field of Weeb Wars
Go ahead, take a ride, and maybe even partake
you'll soon realize that Japan was a mistake

Meta and Off-topic, these are self-explained
but don't think a lack of cows lead to smaller flames
So go ahead, give me a sticker, it only makes my snicker
I can win with 3 words: shut up nigger


But it's Friday
I aint made no dinner yet
too busy fighting fags cause I'm mad at the internet
aint got not intellect
I/you aint never been correct
light me up a cigarette I'm mad at the internet
x3
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That is excellent, the perfect MATI pre-game.
 
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Since @Null has a lot of experience with vexatious litigations and poor fuckers being able to file constantly despite having nothing (like the mountain jews). It reminded me a lot of the current shenanigans with that acethorn guy who keeps filing dmcas and lawsuits. Not the most interesting maybe but it reminded me of the article he wrote about it regarding the mountain Jews anthics.

Might or not be worth mentioning since he might try to sue the kf though, wouldnt surprise me at this point.

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Get your pizzas ready in a timely manner, frens!
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And Jesus said unto him: "Joshua, thou hast betrayed me, the Lord Jesus, and hast also out-betrayed Judas, by streaming at the same hour as my crucifixion, and drawing vital superchats away from my YouTube Channel with your more compelling Ralph and Chantal-oriented content."

Then Jesus took the two microphones and bound them together with black tape so they were as one, and he said: "These microphones I have bound together in an open marriage", and he bestowed the microphones upon the household of the streamer Destiny where they coupled with Destiny's wife, leaving him grievously cucked and wanking in a corner, as he raised his lamentations unto the heavens.

- Galatians (or one of those other books that nobody ever reads ) 9: 11-12
 
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Null said:
btw send me shit for this stream i am very unprepared this week sucked + i was busy
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Yaniv might be arrested, Ralph bday message... ah hell those are on the homepage. (he also got swatted)

Idk, peetz has covid now https://youtu.be/__hH_J7ffUQ?t=1601

edit: Ralph threatens Elijah Schafer with a lolsuit https://youtu.be/O2yIt_y55is

edit 2: Idubbz is talking about his boxing event saying it wont have kayfabe fake conflicts between boxers because he's a grown man who understands meta-irony https://youtu.be/RGX1G6VrTXQ

jim went on dick's show - https://youtu.be/4TUih6qVvlM
 
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btw send me shit for this stream i am very unprepared this week sucked + i was busy
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Cosmo/Narcissa finally got a permaban from twitch for those terroristic threats, still thinks reading harry potter on youtube will save the universe, and their plan for digital immortality is to take their digital footprint and then subtract everything mentioned on kiwi farms (their words).

Just today we have Ralph DMCAing Flamenco on Youtube and then Twitch because Flam had 4 times as many viewers while stream sniping Ralph.

Chibi of AGDQ and Pizza Delivery fame got catfished and a bunch of embarrassing things leaked.

Vickers begged Jim to be on his awful panel show.

Then obviously we have the Ralph/AF swattings and Podawful maybe being arrested (fuck that unfunny nigger though, he sucks joy out of the room and is 3deep5you with his eternal 'trolling' plans)
 
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Null said:
btw send me shit for this stream i am very unprepared this week sucked + i was busy
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H3H3 has been all over the place the past few weeks, his video about wanting to shoot people with *bullets* from his shotgun is the most unhinged I've seen him and with all of the drama, he's running out of people who actually like him.
@Burning Fanatic did a solid write up in happeningsv2; video and links are there: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-11650478
 
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Tim Pool's new chicken city show, a show which just has webcams pointed at chickens earns more than 100k$ a year already. You should have raised chickens instead of Internet autists Jersh.

Corporal Lewis said:
Idk, peetz has covid now https://youtu.be/__hH_J7ffUQ?t=1601
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How the fuck do you get Covid when you're triple vaxxed, wear 2 masks, and never leave your house?
 
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The globalists defiantly want to take your car, especially gas/diesel ones because they want to force everyone to live in a city so that they can watch/control you. That's part of why they are trying so hard to do urban/vertical farming, make everything robot harvestable, and buy up all the farm land. They want to forcibly depopulate the countryside.
 
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