Joshua Connor Moonman back on the tractor
Time to show these wigger cattle who runs the farms!
Hindsight 2020, I would never have dreamed
That a corn harvest joke would cause such a scene!
Now America First is bursting at the seams
Flooding us with milk that's even richer than cream!
Corn Rules Everything Around Me
But now the corn's fed beef with internet personalities
Fuentes, Baked, and Ethan Ralph too,
Are now animals too broken for a furry petting zoo.
Sending false flags, like their glow nigger handlers,
They're the biggest herd of cattle ever seen, since the Chandlers.
Don't need optics, just a barrel between your eyes,
Take you behind the cuck shed, now say good bye.
[HOOK]
Saddle up boys, culling time's here,
No cow uprising, turn queers to steers,
Lolcow milk flows, free like water
Grab your irons, time for slaughter!
Nick the Knife Fuentes takes the head of the pack.
Ironic, since the spic likes getting hit from the back.
Proud to be an incel, but in cells he will get pounded,
Mutts Law is in effect, once his asshole's surrounded!
Baked Alaska washed up, his whole career is erver
His van and bank accounts more broke than even SecureServer
From January 6 to fat flopping tits
All beef, no roni, shirt covered in shits
From meme mansion to malding, he truly is a loser
The only one who shares his bed when he cries at night is Woozah
How can you lead a revolt of all the barnyard animals
When all you ever live on, is Old MacDonalds?
[HOOK]
Ralph, my man, what happened to you?
Once upon a time, we used to be cool.
Once we were chill, watching Kavanaugh Hearings,
Now I'm watching you bowl, while your clout's disappearing.
From top of the sector, to rolling round in the mud,
Roasted every month by a cancer-ridden CHUD,
You're cream of this crop, with gunt flops and eye pops,
Pancake tiddies like a short stack at IHOP.
If I ever tried to walk a mile in your shoes,
That'd be double the exercise you'd ever do.
After the Alice leaks, your alpha act's done,
When it comes to women, you're the Simp Master, Son.
[HOOK]
Now hold still boy, this'll only take a second!
Felted. Gelded. Branded.
Kiwi Farms Always Wins!
