"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Big Mommy]

@Null I am very sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but the picture of Jotaro from Jojo you showed is from the part where he is 17 years old.



People can not jerk off to Jotaro without being both gay and a pedo; as long it isn't Part 3 Jotaro you're golden (but still gay). It's very funny to me that the one concession you tried to give the weeaboos kinda just proved the original point.

Thanks for shouting out the new channel, appreciate it. Youtube won't let me give it a custom URL for some reason, so it's a long link atm - thanks to @The Mass Shooter Ron Soye for linking them.

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EDIT: Mad at the Internet for June 10th, 2022 has been archived on Slobbermutt Archives.

 

[John Furrman]

Charlie is gonna troon out next because you played that song.

 

[Maude Snew]

@Null I am very sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but the picture of Jotaro from Jojo you showed is from the part where he is 17 years old.

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People can not jerk off to Jotaro without being both gay and a pedo; as long it isn't Part 3 Jotaro you're golden (but still gay). It's very funny to me that the one concession you tried to give the weeaboos kinda just proved the original point.

I have learned from Archeage goon squad that it's fine if:
a)It doesn't even happen in America
b)The offender produces a lot of wool for the guild
c)The Fishing Pact remains unbroken.

Edit: I would like more info on the Duckduckgo situation if anybody happens to have a link or whatever.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Parents in the US

>try to ban violent media because they're literally too stupid to install a vchip or watch what their kids are buying
>censor the internet because someone on cnn told them to
>kvetch after every single school shooting, insist they're the only ones that are qualified to talk about this and you're a bad person if you don't give up your guns
>try to keep every drug under the sun illegal because they know deep down little scumbag Johnny is so messed up he'd drink jet fuel if he had half a chance

Also parents in the US

>let their kids get molested by sex pests at drag shows, applaud because cnn told them progressive

It would be funny if it weren't so sad. Fuck 'em. Let 'em burn. I feel bad for the kids caught up in this social experiment, but they're beyond saving anyway. Caring about other people's kids in general isn't cucked, but it definitely is cucked when the kids' parents have demanded every concession under the sun and they now want more. You got my internet, you got my violent vidya, I'm sure you'll have my guns any day now, what more sacrifices do your stupid fucking kids need this time so you can continue to pop Xanax and neglect them?

I can't even imagine being a breeder in this dead gay society.

 

[Null]

@Null I am very sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but the picture of Jotaro from Jojo you showed is from the part where he is 17 years old.

I was deliberately contrasting two 17 year old fictional characters to point out that it's about what stage of physical development they're in, not whatever the cartoonist says their age is.

 

[Retink]

Edit: I would like more info on the Duckduckgo situation if anybody happens to have a link or whatever.

Duckduckgo basically came out and said they were going to manipulate search results to stick it to Russia, which essentially just made it a shittier Google as before people expected that it wouldn't manipulate results but just present them to you as they came up on the Internet. Now they keep you from seeing wrong think.

CEO and co-founder of DuckDuckGo, Gabriel Weinberg announced the update on March 10, 2022. As a part of the update, the search engine will purposefully down-rank sites associated with Russian disinformation. This means that the search engine will show minimal to no results that originate from Russia - it could be websites, blogs, news articles and more. Other companies such as Google and YouTube have taken similar measures to limit the reach of Russian media's content.

Basically typical Weinberg behavior.

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

I was deliberately contrasting two 17 year old fictional characters to point out that it's about what stage of physical development they're in, not whatever the cartoonist says their age is.

'If there's grass on the fictional field, play fictional ball' - Josh

 

[Smooth Operator]

@Null, I don't know if anyone has recommended it to you, but if you're tired of YouTube's shitty algorithm, you could try turning it off entirely by using add ons like Distraction Free for YouTube. It takes some time getting used to the empty space around the videos, but it's a lifesaver. I hate using that site without it now.

 

[Shaneequa]

I was deliberately contrasting two 17 year old fictional characters to point out that it's about what stage of physical development they're in, not whatever the cartoonist says their age is.

I agree, the main difference between Jojo and some anime slut is that if you're attracted to Jotaro it's because of the parts of him that are post-pubescent. Big muscles and shit. If you're attracted to an anime loli because of the parts of her that are pre-pubescent that's a red flag, even if she is a thousand years old and Jotaro is 17.

 

[Far Queue]

Dear Slim Jersh (but mostly other Kiwis),

Although supplementing vitamin D may be necessary depending on where you live and the time of year, your body will be able to naturally synthesize all it needs from regular exposure to UV-B radiation present in sunlight. Vitamin D is used by your body for many things, the production of serotonin (that's the neurotransmitter that creates feelings of happiness) among them. So for those of you who are too cheap to buy supplements or who have spent all of your shekels on superchat messages, this means that sufficient vitamin D levels (and happiness) are still within your grasp.

You don't have to touch grass, but you do need go outside for a few hours every week. Unless you are a heavily melanated individual, 15 minutes outside in sunlight while wearing short sleeves and shorts will be enough for most people. If you do live far enough from the equator such that during the winter your job (or lifestyle in general) means that you're stuck inside all day and never see the sun, you'll definitely need to take some kind of supplement during that part of the year unless your diet (which is probably shit and won't help you here) consists of foods that contain a lot of vitamin D.

For female Kiwis, there is fairly strong evidence that vitamin D deficiency plays a role in the development of autism in children. Make sure to get sufficient quantities during pregnancy so that you progeny doesn't get a thread here someday. If you already have a potato (or you yourself are on the potato spectrum) there is evidence that has shown vitamin D supplementation can lead to an alleviation of symptoms in people with the 'tism. It's also well established as a treatment for rickets, so even if it doesn't completely fix your tot's 'tardation, at least they won't have a funny walk (well, less of a funny walk at any rate) due to bone deformities.

 

[Puffer Fish]

So uuuhh... where is that naked Mint Salad shitting her pants picture?

EDIT: Oh so she opened some e-prostitute patreon kinda thing. I thought she had leaked DMs

 

[Stanley Tit]

I think any changes we're seeing from Fuentes lately have to do with his sudden affection for the Blake Masters campaign. The way he's expressed himself in recent videos makes me think someone has coached him on how to be less repellant to the professional political class, & his Twitter likes & retweets imply that despite recent ranting against the Theil-osphere, he also thinks he can bully his way into receiving at least (& at best) neutral treatment from them. The media will exaggerate the relationship to damage Masters, & Fuentes will nod & say, "yes, we're very close" to make himself seem relevant.

That said, he's hearting Ralph tweets that say their bromance rolls on.

 

[Big Mommy]

I was deliberately contrasting two 17 year old fictional characters to point out that it's about what stage of physical development they're in, not whatever the cartoonist says their age is.

I must have missed that, the attention span isn't what it used to be. I need Null's patented Shark Alpha Brain Plus to get me back up to optimum Sneeding levels.

Spoiler: Before and After Shark Alpha Brain Plus

Great stream by the way, it's crazy how much stuff was covered in 1 hour 45 minutes.

Spoiler: Timestamps (for posterity), any other archives feel free to use

00:40 Intro music begins
02:26 Josh starts speaking
03:12 4chan /pol/ machine learning model, GPT-4chan
04:04 Current state of Chans and /pol/
05:50 Kiwi Farms going forward, avoiding the Chan types
07:04 SneedChat dev update
08:05 Look here, look listen! Don't believe everything you hear about this man
09:52 Current and future state of news reporting
11:41 YandereDev - vtuber and Cameo for money
13:43 Josh recommends some pills
16:33 Act Man, QuantumTV, and the Cucumber of Demonetization
19:41 Act Man begs uwutube for his money after "threatening" employees' families
22:46 Josh's response to/hatred for Moist Cr1TiKaL / Penguinz0 / Charlie
25:06 Book recommendation, everyone's favorite uncle (seconded)
25:43 Josh hates you... tube. Sick of the Internet.
27:40 Flamenco! Es ist nicht wahr... oder ist es?
31:05 Flamenco joins Kiwi Farms' Sneedchat to "explain"
36:54 Snatching defeat from the jaws of uncertainty - Mr Girl and Vito join
38:32 Based DJ Killer Keemstar getting roight to the only correct opinion, the Big P game
40:36 Being judged by the company you keep
41:16 First poll [ Final Results: 1) Fuckem anyways (44%); 2) Yes (30%); 3) No (24%) ]
42:28 Hello Ralph
42:47 Anime Talk with Joshua Conner Moon
47:19 Dick Masterson weighs in on kid drag show; Daddy Josh is disappoint
52:23 Dick grabbing for attention/forcing a black pill
55:31 Second poll (results didn't appear in chat) [ Results est. No (60%); Yes (40%)
57:04 shoe0nhead reflects on her life
1:00:57 Tim Pool has a response
1:02:41 Cecil McFly announces their intentions
1:02:54 Ralph is ecstatic - but what does Daddy Jim think? Showing intent and hiring PIs
1:06:45 Josh's message to Ralph
1:07:29 Nick Fuentes disavows and retreats from drama
1:10:48 Endearing quality of picking a side
1:13:05 Josh's take on Fuentes' disavowal of Ralph
1:16:55 So many notes 1:17:11 Tranch update (thanks to UVB-76 and Temperance XIV on the forum)
1:29:49 All notes finished, reminder if you are depressed
1:30:20 Peetz and Chantal; 1/6 & politics are boring; DSP
1:31:17 RIP MATI Archive - long live Slobbermutt Archives! Important links re: MATI
1:31:37 Green = Superchat Time!
1:32:48 Pridnestrovie
1:33:35 Ghost wants Josh's advice on setting up Fediverse node; Josh fan of Radio Graffiti
1:34:14 Gun update
1:34:45 Bring back eerver!
1:35:41 Emily Youcis
1:37:17 Dick's bad advice to Mint Salad
1:38:02 Congress trying to control disassembly; Cloud computing rant
1:38:44 Important information on the status of Artificial Human 18
1:39:00 DuckDuckGo; use Brave, give Josh your BAT
1:39:44 Ludwig World Order - best DSP edit https://youtu.be/IWVVsYEixc4
1:40:42 MGTOW; current Josh looking back at young Josh
1:42:47 Outro song

 

[McMitch]

I was deliberately contrasting two 17 year old fictional characters to point out that it's about what stage of physical development they're in, not whatever the cartoonist says their age is.

Your anime review was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a few days. Good timing on the Jotaro reveal, will show to my weeb friends.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Null should be blasting Tren, TRT, and maybe some fish oil

 

[Retink]

Yes, as far as we know she is still dating the trad-cath schizophrenic lawyer.
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You know, if this continues it's almost guaranteed to end in a murder suicide, but it could literally be either of them, whether it's him believing she's the demon who visited him in his sleep or her going crazy when her eggs run out and she has no kids.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Dear Slim Jersh (but mostly other Kiwis),

Although supplementing vitamin D may be necessary depending on where you live and the time of year, your body will be able to naturally synthesize all it needs from regular exposure to UV-B radiation present in sunlight. Vitamin D is used by your body for many things, the production of serotonin (that's the neurotransmitter that creates feelings of happiness) among them. So for those of you who are too cheap to buy supplements or who have spent all of your shekels on superchat messages, this means that sufficient vitamin D levels (and happiness) are still within your grasp.

You don't have to touch grass, but you do need go outside for a few hours every week. Unless you are a heavily melanated individual, 15 minutes outside in sunlight while wearing short sleeves and shorts will be enough for most people. If you do live far enough from the equator such that during the winter your job (or lifestyle in general) means that you're stuck inside all day and never see the sun, you'll definitely need to take some kind of supplement during that part of the year unless your diet (which is probably shit and won't help you here) consists of foods that contain a lot of vitamin D.

For female Kiwis, there is fairly strong evidence that vitamin D deficiency plays a role in the development of autism in children. Make sure to get sufficient quantities during pregnancy so that you progeny doesn't get a thread here someday. If you already have a potato (or you yourself are on the potato spectrum) there is evidence that has shown vitamin D supplementation can lead to an alleviation of symptoms in people with the 'tism. It's also well established as a treatment for rickets, so even if it doesn't completely fix your tot's 'tardation, at least they won't have a funny walk (well, less of a funny walk at any rate) due to bone deformities.

Nobody on this website goes outside

Except me. I'm not like you internet people

 

[Temperance]

Null's guide to anime avatars & pedophilia:

(This part had me laughing out loud )

 

[iterator]

I was deliberately contrasting two 17 year old fictional characters to point out that it's about what stage of physical development they're in, not whatever the cartoonist says their age is.

Really enjoyed today's intro song @Null. A possible suggestion for some Kiwi music for future shows- Demoniac are a great band whose members were later involved in the founding of the far inferior Dragonforce. They had some cracking songs

 

[Mayhem]

Dear Slim Jersh (but mostly other Kiwis),

Although supplementing vitamin D may be necessary depending on where you live and the time of year, your body will be able to naturally synthesize all it needs from regular exposure to UV-B radiation present in sunlight. Vitamin D is used by your body for many things, the production of serotonin (that's the neurotransmitter that creates feelings of happiness) among them. So for those of you who are too cheap to buy supplements or who have spent all of your shekels on superchat messages, this means that sufficient vitamin D levels (and happiness) are still within your grasp.

You don't have to touch grass, but you do need go outside for a few hours every week. Unless you are a heavily melanated individual, 15 minutes outside in sunlight while wearing short sleeves and shorts will be enough for most people. If you do live far enough from the equator such that during the winter your job (or lifestyle in general) means that you're stuck inside all day and never see the sun, you'll definitely need to take some kind of supplement during that part of the year unless your diet (which is probably shit and won't help you here) consists of foods that contain a lot of vitamin D.

For female Kiwis, there is fairly strong evidence that vitamin D deficiency plays a role in the development of autism in children. Make sure to get sufficient quantities during pregnancy so that you progeny doesn't get a thread here someday. If you already have a potato (or you yourself are on the potato spectrum) there is evidence that has shown vitamin D supplementation can lead to an alleviation of symptoms in people with the 'tism. It's also well established as a treatment for rickets, so even if it doesn't completely fix your tot's 'tardation, at least they won't have a funny walk (well, less of a funny walk at any rate) due to bone deformities.

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Every time I come on this thread to mention something, someone else has already said it better.

Vitamin D deficiency is actually really common now because so many of us spend so much time indoors during the day. Additionally , deficiency in Vitamin C is known to cause scurvy, symptoms of which include fatigue, anemia, and bleeding gums. So make sure you are eating (or drinking, if you like juicing) fresh fruits and veggies whenever you can. Just adding one to a meal can make a big difference.