"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

The vomit drawer thing is blown out of proportion. She didn't just open a drawer and puke in it while playing games, it was when she was sick and ripped out a drawer at night to use as a trash bin. Then later her mother used the vomit drawer. So as you can see, it's not that weird.


 
Now that we've talked about Bimmy Rolfe and Mike Matei on stream, @Null needs to see some of Mike Matei's highlights.

Mike's magnum opus:
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As a tard wrangler at one of those schools I can tell you that that would have meant NONE of us could leave and it would REALLY have pissed off aides whose children/adults had already left. We would have had to search the entire school etc. Call the officers even in a tard school leaving and entering is heavily kept track of. We would have to either hand our charge off to the bus or their parent.

Also, the diagnosis of neurologically impaired at that time would have been used for ADD/ADHD which is supposed by him taking ritalin.
 
I had to leave as the stream started and can't watch where I'm at but what was the intro song? I've heard it before but don't remember it.
 
Always have a lol at people experiencing the bare minimum of the dirtiness involved in cleaning public restrooms describing it in horrible terms.
 
On the topic of anger, there's an interesting talk at a marketing conference for tech platforms by a guy who has a multimillion dollar news letter, and at one point he talks about the importance of emotions in headlines and that you need to invoke one of three emotions: Confusion/Curiosity, Anger, or Sadness and that he doesn't like the sadness one as it doesn't have enough retention long term.

The idea is to create just enough emotion to get someone invested, but not enough to actually make them do anything beyond click and join the service. It's an interesting discussion as it's from the perspective of people who work in tech, marketing, and writing copy. Though it was a brief aside in a bigger speech, not the topic.

Edit: I remember he also showed examples of headlines from his companies and how they used it to stand out on trending topics, and the idea was they'd make a bold claim, get someone to click, then walk that person back through the article to calm them down enough to join.

It was also interesting as he was also showing how you can use things like Reddit to get information and topics as you could gage engagement and more. Even used an example of picking a random topic and building the bones of an article live. It's all basically recycled crap and SEO.
 
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Jersh check the pin connection attached to your monitor, not the HDMI the actual pin plugged into the soft bit. Slap the shit out of the back of your monitor to see if you can trigger it. Or shake it like a baby you dislike. It's literally barely attached by a piece of tape on most monitors,
 
The vomit drawer thing is blown out of proportion. She didn't just open a drawer and puke in it while playing games, it was when she was sick and ripped out a drawer at night to use as a trash bin. Then later her mother used the vomit drawer. So as you can see, it's not that weird.


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What does it feel like to CLEAN IT UP for a toothless, vomit drawer-having, tampon backpack-carrying, bald, furry whore who uses your superchats to buy more dog dildos for her boyfriend to use in their fursuit orgies that you're not invited to?

This nigga is so pathetic he would probably pay hundreds of dollars just to sniff Pippa's dirty tampons. Consider suicide.
 
Aside the Atari Porn video linked above, AVGN did make Jizz jokes before. They were kinda handed to him though. Like in this review of a Star Wars fighting game.
I think James was much more clever about this type of humor. In contrast someone who borrowed heavily from AVGN's humor and did it wrong, like Darksydephil, put sex jokes into everything back then and the difference between how much that fell flat was like night and day.

That said, nothing's more beautiful than having that loco bandito comic up for everyone to see and just absorb. Truly Mike's magnum opus. This was an exceptionally good stream.
 
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