Subj: You're a hair's breadth away from getting sued out your ass.
Listen up, you fucking maggot,
For the purposes of this email, I am not talking to the University of Arkansas; I am talking to David Gearhart in your individual capacity. Remember, since I am addressing, not the UA Chancellor, but David Gearhart, that means that you do not have sovereign immunity.
On January 2008, I was expelled because your fucking inbred, crackpot employees couldn't be bothered to accommodate my disability.
They say I made a terroristic threat. That is fucking bullshit! I didn't fucking threaten anyone. YOU TOOK IT THAT WAY!
So, listen up, you fucking retard, you fucking inbred, cocksucking piece of shit. I'm not asking you, and I sure as hell am not asking you kindly: You have sixteen business hours — you have until 5PM this Tuesday evening — to do the following:
1. Override the student accounts office (that is why I am talking to you, because, if anyone has the authority to do that, it's you).
2. Remove my suspension. Make it so that, officially, I was never kicked out against my will in the first place; I withdrew on my own.
3. Allow me to re-admit myself to the University of Arkansas on the spot, no applications, no fucking interviews, no jack shit.
4. Send me an email telling me that the above three have been accomplished.
All of them must be completed by Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM CT. If they are not, I will sue you in your individual capacity and collect $50,000 in punitive damages from you.
Thank you, and go to hell.
Sincerely,
David Stebbins Harrison, AR 72601
