"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Berrakh]

That “Faith Guide Me” song really is a good use of parody and satire. It’s an ordinary expression of religious conviction out of context but in context it’s just literally about obeying a woman called faith. That way the satire isn’t overtly anti-religious but instead more about the risks of treating flesh and blood people as godsent.

That music guy knew what he was doing.

If only the groypers were that smart.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Gonna have to disagree with that. Shave and haircut ain't doing shit to save the combination of hairy-caterpillar eyebrows, squinty eyes, up-turned piggy nose, fleshy csl and lack of chin. That poor lil' fucker's visage combo looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down with his face.

Thing that gets me is nobody asked. He didn't have an army of thirsty teen girls banging down his door trying to dox him like a Minecraft or Amogus streamer, he's not a revered faceless Internet Daddy with few to no confirmed old photos, everyone knew what he used to look like. This nigger just opened his phone and decided to show the world that he gained weight and extra chromosomes.

Hopefully his attention lust is sated and he doesn't feel the need to do a "Leafy's asshole in 2023" reveal. It'd be great for the mocking but terrible for the soul.

 

[Vingle]

If he cut his hair and did shaved up the face he would look better, he needs a proper barber.

The beard seems okay, just a bit patchy. But that could be done something with. Shaving it off would just make his face seems ever fatter. A good haircut is necessarily, but main problem is that he's fat and unfit.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

From Kino Gay:
"GNN: Dec 8th 2022 on Odysee Teddy Feaser watched a full episode of a lolicon anime show about a brother who molests his sister. Feaser spent the last 2 years on YouTube attacking Nick Fuentes but is now joining his site CozyTV after Fuentes called to abolish the age of consent."


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He seems a bit happy.

I am reminded of Beardson going "WOAH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!" and staring as underage girls show their bare feet to the hobbit as he stays in the Omegle call.

Groypers love it.

And they follow him.

Feaser is suspicious enough for me to call him a pedophile.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

A brawl broke out in Montgomery, Alabama when a black security guard trying to his job decided to "Try That In A Small Town." Local retard hicks, in a very wiggerly fashion, decided to be obstinate about something retarded and chose to jump the security guard as a group instead. The security guard caught quite a pummeling until a group of melanated heroes, colloquially know as the "niggAvengers," came to his rescue and handed out some ass beatings of their own. Sales of folding chairs among black Americans has since skyrocketed, and several have been arrested for their involvement in the brawl.

https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1688217322933432320?s=20

*edit for clarification

 

[daddydeath42069]

I don't have time for a lot of frills tonight so here's the information, flouseytube apparently was fucking around with a sex trafficking victim on livestream then had another mental breakdown. https://twitter.com/DramaAlert/status/1688592096704581632
This youtuber gives a good summary and I like his content, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKCAfMvr_sI

 

[Pope Urban]

Something to play during MATI
You Vill Eat Ze Bugz

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

atleast tuesdays MATI will be interesting

 

[Sneeds]

One of Patrick’s tweets made it on a large gimmick account

Archive | Tweet

 

[Drama Fan]

Something for the Tuesday stream
Leafy posted a face reveal for the first time in 2023 and he looks awful.
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As Expected everyone was making fun of him including the trannies and of whores (thicklatina)
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And he released another photo
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Oh yeah Keffals and Tipster were making fun of Leafy’s appearance.
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Which is funny considering they both look like worse than Leafy himself.
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Leafy is suffering from Twinkdeath
Also TurkeyTom made a video on it

I thought this was a meme. Bruh looks like an I am Just a Worm drawing.
Turkey Tom shouldn't talk too much shit, he could look just as rough if he keeps smoking.
Keffals and Tipster obviously have no room to talk here.

 

[Sneeds]

I thought this was a meme. Bruh looks like an I am Just a Worm drawing.
Turkey Tom shouldn't talk too much shit, he could look just as rough if he keeps smoking.
Keffals and Tipster obviously have no room to talk here.

Turkey Tom ended up ratioing Keffals


Tom’s tweet | Keffals tweet
The responses about Keffal’s side profile were as expected. They were making fun of Lucas lmao

 

[Jamal Bingus]

Found this on rDrama.net
Thought this would be funny to play during the obligatory Troon (Pooner) section

Whatever I'll just go link the Rdrama thread, The video file won't upload no idea why.
No nevermind I think it worked, first time posting sorry lol.

https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/195042/-

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

One of Patrick’s tweets made it on a large gimmick account
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Perfect solution. I mean everybody knows how easy it is to get within throwing range of a tank. Just ask the german AT guys that had to put HHL anti tank charges onto soviet tanks back in the day.

There is a good reason they switched to the Panzerschreck and Panzerfaust:

 

[R00T]

Perfect solution. I mean everybody knows how easy it is to get within throwing range of a tank. Just ask the german AT guys that had to put HHL anti tank charges onto soviet tanks back in the day.

There is a good reason they switched to the Panzerschreck and Panzerfaust:
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Easy stalker child, a paint ball gun or this for large targets.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Jackie Singh is now accusing another person of being TorSwats. Her source is Kiwifarms.

She also doubled down on her claim that the O&A admin is a random American teaching in Oman. A Saint Louis based lawyer is joining her in the taughnting.

 

[4090 Chad]

Not sure if you would want to cover this on MATI or not, but this is a good article that exposes the standard journo modus operandi of “I made it the fuck up”.

Journo’s conspiring with the accuser of Kevin Spacey to make allegations impossible to defend against.

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[The President of Nintendo]

[Posting this feels a bit mean-spirited but everyone involved is a fucking retard - RIP Arthur your dipshit family failed you.]



A Brazilian family is shocked to learn that you can kill a child by simply burying them up to their waist in a highly toxic substance such as powdered limestone. Fortunately, they were able to grab one last photo of their son giving two thumbs up before packing the rest of their children to go play in the asbestos piles.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12383007/Young-boy-7-dies-minutes-playing-common-building-material-left-road-tragic-final-photo-emerges-giving-double-thumbs-up.html

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

[Posting this feels a bit mean-spirited but everyone involved is a fucking retard - RIP Arthur your dipshit family failed you.]

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A Brazilian family is shocked to learn that you can kill a child by simply burying them up to their waist in a highly toxic substance such as powdered limestone. Fortunately, they were able to grab one last photo of their son giving two thumbs up before packing the rest of their children to go play in the asbestos piles.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12383007/Young-boy-7-dies-minutes-playing-common-building-material-left-road-tragic-final-photo-emerges-giving-double-thumbs-up.html

This physically hurts to read. Please don't cover this on MATI, I want to laugh at retards. There's nothing funny about this.

 

[Associate Rick]

I mean everybody knows how easy it is to get within throwing range of a tank

Pat knows exactly what he's doing, child.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I am now on Nulls side. A video showing why we should detest vtubers.

Twitter Link.