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Tripod levels of faggotry surrounding poetry vs. prose was not on my MATI thread bingo card for today.


sneedem&feedem said:
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Drexel wants on the show.
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This won't happen, but I don't feel like it would be entertaining even if it did. Mainly because we all know exactly how it'll play out. Drexel will start off talking about bitch made bitch that, you don't know shit about nothin, da chiks be fawning o'r mah dick while Null will persistently reply that his own words read in the best possible light make him look like a fucking crepe.

No progress will be made, Drexel will chimp out, and then scamper off to his discord full of sycophants to claim he put Null in his place.
 
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@Null, Turkey Tom has gotten into a conflict with a gooner Twitter-Discord community centered around Blacked tranime
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This started with Turkey Tom releasing a video about the Giggly Goonclown which was recently featured on the site.
In this documentary he briefly mentioned CeCeFem, a prominent "Blacked Twitter" tranny account boasting over 13k followers and a dedicated cult Discord server centered around him. It seems like blacked trannies have taken to sexually harass Tom as a form of payback, making pro-tranny porn edits of him.

For a little background, CeCe creates posts which promote a so called "Black New World Order" and literal White genocide, paired with routine encouragement of "Getting on HRT for BBC" and even suicide encouragement.
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CeCe has also been accused of allegedly peddling HRT to minors who has himself allegedly gotten into this whore "blacked community" before he was even of age.
This all has caught the attention of soyjak.party which after began a dedicated campaign of trolling CeCe and mapping out this community.
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This rabbithole goes way deeper and I'd highly recommend reading the CeCe thread written up by @HWABAG, as his OP does this topic way more justice than my post ever could.
Once you stare into the stinkditch long enough, it stares back at you.
"It's HER prostate Josh." - Turkey Tom 2023
 
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ItCouldBeWorse said:
For a little background, CeCe creates posts which promote a so called "Black New World Order" and literal White genocide, paired with routine encouragement of "Getting on HRT for BBC" and even suicide encouragement.
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Considering shes obsessed with a character in Danganronpa who wanted to be a "Blackened" makes sense shes calling for a black new world order shes just keeping to her larp.
 
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you cant even blame the behaviour of drexel on him being a neighbour
you can tell hes smarter than the average neighbour and at least has a minimal understanding of abstract concepts
how could you ever develop lust towards a child when your role was being her protector for 5 or so years?
this is not a case of a neighbour doing monkey shit, he clearly understood that hes doing pedo shit
 
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There is a subtle aspect to the Fatrick filing which is even funnier if you have some context which is easy to miss.

Viewers who don't follow Patrick Tomlinson outside of MATI coverage may remember back when Josh covered Fatrick going for a dip in the ocean with his fancy $1800 foldy-screen phone some months ago, which promptly fucking broke owing to all the sea-water, so he started oinking on Twitter trying to get Samsung to replace his trophy to poor life decisions with a new one.

The screenshots included in the filing are both recent, post-dating the phone swim by several months, and an especially odd aspect ratio though definitely a portrait aspect ratio if only just. This is not clever cropping as demonstrated here (see the taskbar-alike along the bottom with apps on it):
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So that's what portrait on his phone looks like.

This is what landscape looks like on the $1800 foldy phone (Samsung Galaxy Z Fold5):
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Flip that 90 degrees and that looks exactly like the screenshots Fatrick put in the document.

So either Samsung sent a new one, or he bought a new $1800 phone after immediately breaking his first $1800 phone, all while owing those tens of thousands to Quasi. :story:
 
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overweight said:
you cant even blame the behaviour of drexel on him being a neighbour
you can tell hes smarter than the average neighbour and at least has a minimal understanding of abstract concepts
how could you ever develop lust towards a child when your role was being her protector for 5 or so years?
this is not a case of a neighbour doing monkey shit, he clearly understood that hes doing pedo shit
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The "muh dik" impulse of neighbors overpowers any logical or moral judgements they might otherwise demonstrate.
 
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ABE LINN COHN said:
The "muh dik" impulse of neighbors overpowers any logical or moral judgements they might otherwise demonstrate.
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Which is rather sad, because he has a kid himself. And he's gone on record during a stream where he and Nick criticize iDubbbz about how his simpery over Anisa, stating if he caught his daughter doing cam whoring, she's free to do so, but she would not recieve his "protection".

In other words, you can go be a hoe, but I'm not gonna be here if your pimp beats you, I guess. But it's okay if I go and fuck someone else's daughter, and get them into BDSM.
 
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Otis Mallebrok said:
It's the truth. The illiad doesn't rhyme. Beowulf doesn't rhyme. Sonattorek doesn't rhyme. The poetic edda doesn't rhyme.


Also, Drexel sounds like a creep.
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I can't believe you'd waste your time
reading poems that do not rhyme
upon a fancy chair you sit
reading poems that are shit

for your degree you paid big bucks
but yet I still give zero fucks
what some lit professors think
while they huffs their farts that stink

in fact I think my poems are better
and the only ones that matter
greeks should stick to making wine
it they can't even write a rhyme
 
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Poetry isn't about rhyming or meter specifically, it's about how the words sound and feel. You can have free verse poetry that's good, but most of the time it's shit because it doesn't flow and thus doesn't sound good. Most poems that don't rhyme are just prose that's been thrown into a woodchipper.
 
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ABE LINN COHN said:
Poetry isn't about rhyming or meter specifically, it's about how the words sound and feel. You can have free verse poetry that's good, but most of the time it's shit because it doesn't flow and thus doesn't sound good. Most poems that don't rhyme are just prose that's been thrown into a woodchipper.
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The entire argument is autistic and doesn’t bring up verse or prose, beyond you.

Poetry from my understanding was a way of layering language beyond being utilitarian. Playing with meaning as well as sound. Rhyme is basically another form of wordplay that can be used to help the meaning flow.
A huge cause of poetry was cost of materials to record shot and because people left room for interpretation in times where they couldn’t outright say shit (there are rumors about Shakespeare being a secret Catholic because of certain phrases certain characters use).
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
The short of it is: a GOAT player slipped up and lost to a overall worse player. Magnus, his fans, and Hikaru+Chess.com coped and seethed accusations against Hans of cheating,. The cases were dropped and now Hans can play on chess.com again.
Hans vs Magnus rematch should be on the pipeline and it should be spicy.
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LMAO this is hilarious. Fucking chess drama.
 
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