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"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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Every time I watch it I keep laughing harder
The line delivery on “lets go Brandon” made me almost piss myself
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And therefore rhyme is gaynigger faggottry
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Ralph is Shakespeare.
Mister "Loli Tummy xD And Loli Feet xD" Metokur is E. E. Cummings.
Mister "Loli Tummy xD And Loli Feet xD" Metokur is E. E. Cummings.
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Other streams have a fanbase of philistines but only in the esteemed and cultured MATI do we accost each other over the standards of poetry. Clearly the best way to tell good poetry isn't about rhyming. It's if a black person can't understand or like it.
This is why rap while rhyming in a structured scheme is not poetry. All good poets should have a black man on hand just to make them read his stuff, the more they like it the worse it is.
This is why if you do bring Drex on the show you should spend the entire time asking him about poetry to form a standard of quality we can work from in the future.
This is why rap while rhyming in a structured scheme is not poetry. All good poets should have a black man on hand just to make them read his stuff, the more they like it the worse it is.
This is why if you do bring Drex on the show you should spend the entire time asking him about poetry to form a standard of quality we can work from in the future.
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"Beware" by Death Grips is one of the most magical pieces of verse I've ever heard.
Trips to where few have been
Out of thin air upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow
Of the ebb and flow, where the roots of all mysteries grow
Gives me chills every time.
Trips to where few have been
Out of thin air upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow
Of the ebb and flow, where the roots of all mysteries grow
Gives me chills every time.
Weeb Slinger
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There is a superhuman abundance of narcissism, perhaps bordering on something nastier, welling-up within Drexel - a man who ( as mentioned in this livestream) once engaged in extreme sex acts with a woman while fostering a paternal relationship with her daughter; and who then blamed the aforementioned daughter's later interest in similar deviant sex acts on her indirect exposure to her mother's proclivities with himself and others.
And who then, in what he genuinely seems to believe was a gallant act, inducted the girl, who was now of age, into this world of extreme sex to spare her the attentions of less proficient perverts, some of whom probably had their way with her anyway after he lost interest.
What a guy!
Factor into this, Nick Rekieta - a man who initially presented himself as the patriarch of a wholesome Christian family, but who has since either become, or revealed himself to be, a degenerate sex goblin, who appears to be hovering on the brink of a frightening mental breakdown. Is he not the least bit concerned that history might repeat itself between Drexel and one of his offspring? Is that not something that any decent father would consider under such circumstances?
I enjoyed Jim's poetry, which was objectively better than Ralph's. He is smart enough to the point where he could have probably done anything with his life. After having his dreams of being an educator dashed by the crumminess of the system, he chose to do what he loved, which turned out to be watching immune system-compromising levels of anime, while cackling at the absurdity of the world, like a man sitting at the sloping bar of the Titanic, waiting to be served.
Somewhere in a parallel universe, a classroom of pupils are, one by one, climbing up onto their desks and calling out "O Captain! my Captain!" as Jim is ushered away by lesser men.
And who then, in what he genuinely seems to believe was a gallant act, inducted the girl, who was now of age, into this world of extreme sex to spare her the attentions of less proficient perverts, some of whom probably had their way with her anyway after he lost interest.
What a guy!
Factor into this, Nick Rekieta - a man who initially presented himself as the patriarch of a wholesome Christian family, but who has since either become, or revealed himself to be, a degenerate sex goblin, who appears to be hovering on the brink of a frightening mental breakdown. Is he not the least bit concerned that history might repeat itself between Drexel and one of his offspring? Is that not something that any decent father would consider under such circumstances?
I enjoyed Jim's poetry, which was objectively better than Ralph's. He is smart enough to the point where he could have probably done anything with his life. After having his dreams of being an educator dashed by the crumminess of the system, he chose to do what he loved, which turned out to be watching immune system-compromising levels of anime, while cackling at the absurdity of the world, like a man sitting at the sloping bar of the Titanic, waiting to be served.
Somewhere in a parallel universe, a classroom of pupils are, one by one, climbing up onto their desks and calling out "O Captain! my Captain!" as Jim is ushered away by lesser men.
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man i just caught up to the 22nd August, really sad we will no longer have laugh at ralph segments 
I wish he went back to America first and may coming back.
I wish he went back to America first and may coming back.
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My fucking sides, holy shit. Super Weenie Chud Q'nrs, incredible.
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Every. Single. Line.
I felt ashamed that I even knew any of what was being said, but it was made for us. It’s every little funny bit crammed into a perfect video. As null said it’s art.
It’s so poignant with what it has to say, and what it has to say is schizophrenic to anyone who doesn’t have mind rot of some form.
I imagine if you showed this to a loved one you’d find yourself in a padded room very quickly.
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Manhate angers many
Neckbeard kiwi manlets
Whiny crying wankers
Hates on womens laughter
Lidl leaves them seething
Losers butts are hurting
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Now this is a good poem, I rate it 10/10.
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How can we speak of Amerikarner and Colaws without their best video?
And here is an animated version I found.
And here is an animated version I found.
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This absolute faggot's entire Twitter feed is just him bitching about the food delivery wagies not getting the order right. He's also provided a complete panoramic view of his house in doing so.
How are these people even real?
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This might not be as effective as you think. I don't remember Drexel ever commenting on it beyond making an embarrassed face while glaring but according to Nick he used to write poetry in college
I don't remember any specifics of the style or quality so it may have just been glorified rap lyrics but I feel like Nick would have given him shit if that were the case since Nick was a literature/writing major
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Here is something for the European HATE segment:
Smug Europeans can celebrate the superiority of their health care system as a UK judge rules that a 19 year old and her family are not capable of making their own medical decisions. The patient in question suffers a genetic disorder causing late stage renal failure and wishes to travel to Canada for experimental treatment that may prolong her life. The Judge, on the contrary, seems to think the young woman and her family should just die already. In contrast to Charlie Gard, who suffered from a similar genetic disorder, this woman is a legal adult and is conscious, alert, and oriented.
Smug Europeans can celebrate the superiority of their health care system as a UK judge rules that a 19 year old and her family are not capable of making their own medical decisions. The patient in question suffers a genetic disorder causing late stage renal failure and wishes to travel to Canada for experimental treatment that may prolong her life. The Judge, on the contrary, seems to think the young woman and her family should just die already. In contrast to Charlie Gard, who suffered from a similar genetic disorder, this woman is a legal adult and is conscious, alert, and oriented.
Temperance
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Null speculated that someone inside the EFF might have leaked the author of the recent Hurricane Electric / Kiwi Farms article. I think he's right.
The EFF deliberately kept the author anonymous to prevent them from being harassed. But very very curiously, lolcow Becky Gerber specifically screeched at one particular EFF employee about the article. 
Almost like someone told her this person was the author.
https://twitter.com/remembrancermx/status/1697016410822857179 [Archive]
I also just saw that another lolcow, Jackie Singh, acted like she knew who the author was as well. Jackie didn't specifically name Corynne McSherry, but the mention of the author being a lawyer who hasn't tweeted since the article came out clearly points to McSherry.
Finally, I found this:
https://twitter.com/QueerArmorer/status/1697223433904419247 [Archive]
I recognize Queer Armorer! He doesn't have a thread or anything, but he was involved with the Tranch (clearly friends with them, sent them free body armor, etc). So he's lolcow- and antifa-adjacent. And here he is, directly naming McSherry as the author of the EFF article!
Someone working at the EFF definitely leaked this information to his or her fellow lefty twitter addicts. That Cooper Quintin guy is a prime suspect. Jackie Singh has even directly interacted with him before.
For anyone interested, a few posters in the Jackie Singh thread dug up a bunch of info on him. He seems hilariously unqualified to be a "senior security researcher" at the EFF.
Almost like someone told her this person was the author. 
https://twitter.com/remembrancermx/status/1697016410822857179 [Archive]
I also just saw that another lolcow, Jackie Singh, acted like she knew who the author was as well. Jackie didn't specifically name Corynne McSherry, but the mention of the author being a lawyer who hasn't tweeted since the article came out clearly points to McSherry.
Finally, I found this:
https://twitter.com/QueerArmorer/status/1697223433904419247 [Archive]
I recognize Queer Armorer! He doesn't have a thread or anything, but he was involved with the Tranch (clearly friends with them, sent them free body armor, etc). So he's lolcow- and antifa-adjacent. And here he is, directly naming McSherry as the author of the EFF article!
Someone working at the EFF definitely leaked this information to his or her fellow lefty twitter addicts. That Cooper Quintin guy is a prime suspect. Jackie Singh has even directly interacted with him before.
For anyone interested, a few posters in the Jackie Singh thread dug up a bunch of info on him. He seems hilariously unqualified to be a "senior security researcher" at the EFF.
lmao what a faggot
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https://keybase.io/cooperq / https://archive.is/ozn9F
Cooper Quintin's keybase chain shows:
- claimed ownership of github account cooperq
- claimed and revoked ownership of hackernews account cooperq
- claimed and revoked ownership of cooperq.com
- claimed and revoked ownership of bitcoin address 1MfgsBdWJkvkV2gmPaytUoDzkMu7TBsStx
Sometimes they claim ownership of their facebook / instagram accounts too and then wonder how people figured that out...
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https://keybase.io/cooperq/sigchain...2295fc215fca4408fdc2699ee4cb71bba78ed6ff3440f / https://archive.is/HWKuR
Edit - just guessing if cooperq@gmail.com exists...
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fyi - cooperq@protonmail.com doesn't exist.
He also has his resume on his Github:
https://github.com/cooperq/Resume/blob/master/CooperResume.txt / https://archive.is/5upkY<h1>Cooper Quintin</h1>
<p>Tel: (510) 827-5382 / E-mail: cooperq@cooperq.com
<a href="https://github.com/cooperq">https://github.com/cooperq</a></p>
<h2>Skills</h2>
<ul>
<li>Fluent and extremely comfortable with Python, Ruby, Bash, Javascript (Client and Node.js) and PHP</li>
<li>Experienced advocate of software engineering best practices, E.G.: agile, test driven development,
MVC, Object Orientation Patterns</li>
<li>7 years experience with system administration tasks specifically related to LAMP stack systems.
Very comfortable with Linux, Apache and Mysql tuning and administration.</li>
<li>Security and Anonymity best practices </li>
<li>Penetration testing and security auditing</li>
<li>Can read Perl, C/C++ and Java</li>
<li>Nagios system monitoring</li>
<li>Frameworks: Ruby on Rails, Sinatra, Backbone, Express.JS, Padrino, Django</li>
</ul>
<h2>Current Position</h2>
<h3>Radical Designs Director of Technology / Co-Owner 2009 – Current</h3>
<p>Responsible for leading a team of up to 5 other programmers, making major technology
decisions for the company, designing, estimating, architecting and maintaining
small and large software projects. Responsible for overseeing all software projects
from start to finish and assuring that best practices are used to write quality
software and assure team and customer satisfaction. </p>
<h2>Open Source and Other Projects</h2>
<h3>Ethersheet https://ethersheet.org</h3>
<p>Designed and built an open source collaborative online collaborative spreadsheet</p>
<h3>REvent http://revent.radicaldesigns.org/</h3>
<p>Contributed to the development of REvent, an open source tool to facilitate
distributed national days of action for organizers. Written in Ruby and Javascript.</p>
<h3>Hackmeet https://hackmeet.org</h3>
<p>Co-Organizer of hackmeet. The goal of hackmeet is to bring together activists and
techies/hackers to facilitate a discussion about the intersection of activism
and technology. Additionally hackmeet organizes regular security trainings
around the bay area.</p>
<h2>Talks</h2>
<p>### Your Cell Phone is Covered In Spiders: Pragmatic Mobile Security
HOPE Number Nine, New York, NY, 2012
### Test Driven Development For Beginners,
Dev Summit, Oakland CA, 2012
### Encrypt All The Things! A Primer on Full Disk Encryption
Cryptoparty, Oakland CA, 2012
### Lockpicking
Hackmeet 2012, San Francisco, CA</p>
<h2>Awards</h2>
<p>Information Security Coalliton - 2013 Technology Grants Round 2 Winner</p>
<h2>Contract Work 2007-2009</h2>
<h3>Adbusters Magazine</h3>
<p>Debugging and feature implementation for the Adbusters website running on a LAMP stack. PHP programming and lite system administration on CentOS 5. Implemented version control using GIT and implemented 3 tier system for development, testing and production environments. Custom module development.</p>
<h3>Greenpeace</h3>
<p>Debugged and added features to Greenpeace's custom CRM software</p>
<h3>BleacherReport.com</h3>
<p>Wrote custom software and maintained existing software using Ruby On Rails, PHP and the Facebook API Maintained Security and Usability on 5 servers for all employees of the company. Implemented version control with subversion and Capistrano. Set up Nagios monitoring. Optimized existing database queries.</p>
<h3>Jaxtr.com</h3>
<p>Set up MySQL cluster and Nagios system on an 8 node network for a VOIP services company. Performed general maintenance on the servers as well as Bash scripting and security auditing. Also, wrote custom plugins for Nagios.</p>
<h2>Past Positions</h2>
<h3>Host For Web Level 3 Tech Support</h3>
<p>2006-2007
Front line tech support of over 100 Linux servers serving over 3000 clients. Duties included: technical support, fixing servers, writing scripts to solve problems, configuring servers and auditing system security.</p>
<h3>Phoenix IT Tech Support</h3>
<p>2005-2006
In-home, tech support for windows users. Removing viruses, spyware. Installing software, hardware. Fine tuning computers to run faster. Education of users on computer security and maintainance techniques and methods.</p>
<h2>References</h2>
<p>Furnished upon request.</p>
Edit - I hope this security expert doesn't use the same password everywhere...
The EFF has been thoroughly infiltrated.
