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Catgirl Tyranid said:
@Nonconsentual Pronouns claims it tastes like the back lawn, all I've ever been able to taste it as is soap. Thanks for the actual tasting notes, that makes infinitely more sense if you don't get the soap taste.
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
Then what the fuck does Cilantro taste like? I've tried to isolate the soapy taste and ignore it, especially when it's mixed into salsa, and I don't have a fucking clue what else it adds flavor-wise. Does it taste like mowed lawn or not?
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Lidl Drip said:
The worst thing about cilantro is that it makes any food taste like whoever made it didn't clean the plate and cutlery properly and left them coated in dish-soap. You can't even take it off because as soon as it touched the food the soap taste has permeated everything. And whenever I ask the nice Vietnamese people to please not put any cilantro in my food they look at me like I am insane and put cilantro anyways.
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I’m going to make a Chicken burrito
 
Lidl Drip said:
The worst thing about cilantro is that it makes any food taste like whoever made it didn't clean the plate and cutlery properly and left them coated in dish-soap. You can't even take it off because as soon as it touched the food the soap taste has permeated everything. And whenever I ask the nice Vietnamese people to please not put any cilantro in my food they look at me like I am insane and put cilantro anyways.
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Oxyjen said:
Why are you tasting mowed lawn my nigga?
It tastes like coriander leaves - fresh, slightly hot, citrusy. Delicious.
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Cilantro tastes great, and if you don't think so then you don't deserve even the most basic of human rights.
It's proof that you are genetically lesser.
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I've been told that it really is a genetic thing, similar to the photo-reflexive sneeze, that makes some people think cilantro tastes like soap. Don't know if true.
 
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I'm not going to make fun of this retard for being a tranny, autistic, or identifying as a dog. Instead, I'm going to point out that this exceptional tardlet looks like he's descended from the House of Habsburg.
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I regret to inform you that TPBD is not a common British win. TPBD was first declared in the nineties (91 or 94 iirc), with several breeds targeted by the jihad (Staffordshire, Argentino, others) yet Doggus Africanus is still endemic to the island, idk why but I think maybe there were test cases that were thrown out due to DNA identification issues or something. Whatever the reason, it isn't enforced.

Despite being only 1 percent of the population etc etc
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Tranny propaganda, the UKKC has fallen (maybe this is a US org? Says only "United" so could be US or UK)
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Some people genuinely can't eat cilantro due to genetics.
there is a genetic component to cilantro taste perception and suggest that cilantro dislike may stem from genetic variants in olfactory receptors. We propose that one of a cluster of olfactory receptor genes, perhaps OR6A2, may be the olfactory receptor that contributes to the detection of a soapy smell from cilantro in European populations.
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Alabama Gamer said:
We need a word for this untermenschen. I propose "incil", short for "involuntarily cilantro-denied".
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"Untermenschen" is plural, "Untermensch" is singular. I'd propose "Hydlet", because of their genetic inferiority they can't detect possible toxic compounds by taste. Cilantro (the leaves) has an aldehyde which makes taste it like soap for some people, myself included. The seeds (coriander, also the name of the whole plant) are completely fine and are way more palatable in cooking. Cilantro is shit and I hate it, but I really like ground coriander seeds and use it often for dishes.
 
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Coinnor McCunt said:
There's a guy named Johm Potter on onlyfeeders (onlyfans alternative for fat fucks)
this is not confirmed, but there's a theory that this could be Joshua "Null" Moon secret feeder account
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50 bucks for 1 month subscription, you're a greedy mf jewsh
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How much feeder porn do you look at to find stuff like this?
 
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related to the recent Unity news, the current ceo (& EA's former ceo), in the past, non-ironically proposed microtransactions for online multiplayer where if you ran out of bullets you could pay money for an instant reload

Unity’s CEO making devs pay per install tried to charge FPS gamers per bullet [stealthoptional.com]
(archived on both archive.today and archive.org but the site design is fucked on both of them sorry)

the man is literally Satan 2

btw I like that the thread is still tagged with "stream.me"
 
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