"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Summer of George]

I am REPOSTING this after the OUTAGE because it was FUNNY to us oldfags and you should HEAR it, dammit.

Anyway, on the Sep 15 MATI, Josh mentioned after the (rib-shattering) Sacramento council video that it reminded him of an old "cactus" prank. I was taken aback by the reference because I immediately knew what he was talking about. He was referring to the "What's Your Bid" radio station prank organized in 2003 by the Phone Losers of America. Here is the original MP3.

I originally wrote that I downloaded it from Phone Losers on 1-18-2004, but thinking back, it might have come off one of the old PLA Media CDs. For something like 5 bucks, Brad would snail-mail you a CD-R with the ubiquitous yellow sticker, like this:

The modern version of this CD is a giant fucking torrent which amazingly still gets seeded pretty regularly. So the tradition carries on. Long live the PLA yo

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm pretty sure he said he's harmless because of how detached from reality he is. Think about it, if this autist doesn't get the tonal whiplash by comparing Maus to Zootopia, do you think he ever leaves his mother's house? He's probably completely isolated from the outside world, therefore he is not a threat because of how isolated he is.

That's how I understood that reasoning. He never leaves his mother's house, all that he yaps about is what he reads on the Internet. His only form of contact with the outside world is that computer. He has no personal life besides his room, his toys and his computer, therefore he cannot rape an animal because he'll never get a chance to due to his lifestyle.

Have you seen that fucker's jaw? It's bigger than that of the character Jaws from the old James Bond movie who chewed through a steel cable. If dog tranny ever got into a tard rage there'd be no hiding, he could chew through a tank as well as a hundred thousand dollar Javelin missile or a one dollar water balloon filled with paint. Not even enjoying prison would keep you safe.

 

[Lichen Bark]

>Kiwi Farms v. Trannys
>tfw Josh is called to the witness stand

Spoiler

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

If you’re gonna have different animals for different segments a seahorse for the troon segment might be a good choice

 

[Blackstar]

If you’re gonna have different animals for different segments a seahorse for the troon segment might be a good choice

I think it would be better if it's the same Hamster but in different costumes/environments

E.g., perhaps Sneeds clothes for the lolcow segment, or troon ones and makeup for the troon segment. Maybe even get specific ones, a corn/Gunt Hamster, a Hamster, etc

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

I think it would be better if it's the same Hamster but in different costumes/environments

E.g., perhaps Sneeds clothes for the lolcow segment, or troon ones and makeup for the troon segment. Maybe even get specific ones, a corn/Gunt Hamster, a Hamster, etc

I don’t want to see the heckin wholesome news hamster with bolt-ons for the troon segment or a gunted hamster

 

[GenociderSyo]

I don’t want to see the heckin wholesome news hamster with bolt-ons for the troon segment or a gunted hamster

He should wear a blindfold so his impressionable little mind is not permantly broken.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

He should wear a blindfold so his impressionable little mind is not permantly broken.

but then the blinking autists would rage

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Misogynistic Pathways to Radicalisation: Recommended Measures for Platforms to Assess and Mitigate Online Gender-Based Violence​

Yet another gem from the government/ADL funded think tank community. The Institute for Strategic Dialogue almost exclusivly writes about Internet censorship and online extremism. This is where the "rule making" takes place, with no input from those who inhabit these online spaces. I highly recommend every one study their list of donors closely. Comical at best.
I will link to the ISD website for those of you who do not wish to download the PDF

 

[Quindarius]

Anyone remember which episode it was when null clicked on youtube clip of Keemstar's "okay boomer" dance but his "nigger" was edited in? I remember null dying laughing as he pounded his desk and I want to watch it again.
Edit: It was this clip

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hvu_VArpjSw

 

[Wodanaz]

He should wear a blindfold so his impressionable little mind is not permantly broken.

Whenever a lawsuit comes up, he should wear a blindfold and have a set of scales on his desk

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Small update to the unity thing.
https://twitter.com/unity/status/1703547752205218265 (archive)


Looks like the complaining might have gotten them to back down. We will have to see.

 

[Sneeds]

I am REPOSTING this after the OUTAGE because it was FUNNY to us oldfags and you should HEAR it, dammit.

Anyway, on the Sep 15 MATI, Josh mentioned after the (rib-shattering) Sacramento council video that it reminded him of an old "cactus" prank. I was taken aback by the reference because I immediately knew what he was talking about. He was referring to the "What's Your Bid" radio station prank organized in 2003 by the Phone Losers of America. Here is the original MP3.

View attachment 5343365

I originally wrote that I downloaded it from Phone Losers on 1-18-2004, but thinking back, it might have come off one of the old PLA Media CDs. For something like 5 bucks, Brad would snail-mail you a CD-R with the ubiquitous yellow sticker, like this:
View attachment 5343375
The modern version of this CD is a giant fucking torrent which amazingly still gets seeded pretty regularly. So the tradition carries on. Long live the PLA yo

I just lost it at
“YOU THINK A TRACER CAN STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
The farms in a nutshell if you really think about it.
PLA will always be classic content

 

[wakaran]

Anyone remember which episode it was when null clicked on youtube clip of Keemstar's "okay boomer" dance but his "nigger" was edited in? I remember null dying laughing as he pounded his desk and I want to watch it again.
Edit: It was this clip

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hvu_VArpjSw

January 20th episode of this year at 10 minutes in, at least that's one instance of it.

 

[Sneeds]

Anyone remember which episode it was when null clicked on youtube clip of Keemstar's "okay boomer" dance but his "nigger" was edited in? I remember null dying laughing as he pounded his desk and I want to watch it again.
Edit: It was this clip

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hvu_VArpjSw

And 2 years later Null has a tik tok

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Whenever a lawsuit comes up, he should wear a blindfold and have a set of scales on his desk

Or a little powdered wig, black robe and a gavel.

 

[BeetleBug242]

My brother sent me this one, I think everything’s gonna be just fine

 

[Quindarius]

And 2 years later Null has a tik tok

Exactly what I was looking for.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I just lost it at
“YOU THINK A TRACER CAN STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

Two minutes and fifteen seconds in got me good. I love how it becomes a bunch of retards yelling “cactus” into a phone and he just lets it happen

 

[Jomi]

Some of these America phone losers are undeniably funny, my only reservation is the number of OAPs on the receiving end of them, kinda spoils the fun for me sometimes (because I'm a kind and ethical person, a great guy, the best even, or so I've been told)

Edit - what would British News Ham look like?
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