[Topic 0: Intro]
0:00 - It starts
5:28 - Who you gonna call? Bustin' by Neil Cicierega.
6:27 - It is Friday the 13th (True Intro starts)
[Topic 1: SomethingAwful]
Now we begin.
{CHAPTER 1: THE RISE}
7:23 - We will be going through 25 years of history of the SomethingAwful forum.
8:14 - Lowtax was born in 1976 (45 years old when he died because of his forum) [Lowtax beginning/early days]
9:51 - Lowtax took odd jobs, including Byron Lupper. (still early days)
10:21 - He worked for a blog
11:11 - On September 17th 1999, he registers somethingawful.com and makes his own blog. [Beginning of SomethingAwful]
13:30 - When the forum started, it was actually a comic place (somethingawful) and maddox took it via mailboxes for comments.
14:20 - Explaination of unintentional genius
16:00 - Eternal September & how SomethingAwful dealt with this (how the forum became special)
18:35 - Because of him doing nothing, they were ok with this & the forum grew while he was in university. (and may mays)
22:28 - The diagram that Everything in some form, came from Something Awful
24:38 - The Alumni of important people that came from Something Awful (in some way, shape or form)
28:16 - Registrations & the revenue of SomethingAwful (from bernievidz - LOWTAX: Empire of Dirt (Something Awful Documentary))
{Chapter 2: The Life}
30:00 - What do you do with such a large communtiy and a lot of money, in the prime of your life, Lowtax?
30:50 - Lowtax meeting Angela, a girl that his mother set him up with. Lowtax is a popular Goon king. (video)
34:10 - Lowtax because of his forum, does not know how to interact with people. Therefore, he decides to start fucking women from his SomethingAwful forum.
35:17 - A story, from Lowtax's website, about his problems (He blames the root of his problems on his ex girlfriends)
37:53 - Emily, girlfriend of Lowtax, was cheating on him with Josh Sawyer, lead developer of Fallout: New Vegas.
42:40 - In 2006, he (Lowtax) put his trust in jeporady with the community, would advertise Mangosteen Juice with referral links (suspected of scamming)
48:00 - Lowtax insuls Uwe Boll, calls him a shit movie director.
49:38 - Uwe Boll said he would fight him for criticizing him (he fights all his critics), then Lowtax calls him a "Necrophile Pedophile".
50:55 - Uwe Bowll & Lowtax fighting footage (Lowtax gets his shit kicked in)
54:50 - Lowtax talks about the fight after and he blames Uwe Boll for not training him.
{Chapter 3: Stagnation}
1:00:28 - TYAXXing, is the term where you put your money where you mouth is (e.g, if Lowtax his fat, he bets to his mods to lose weight by this time, and if he doesnt, mods ban him)
1:02:00 - Users of SomethingAwful TYAXXed (bet) their account if their candidate didn't win, they would be banned.
1:03:13 - SomethingAwful tightened security on Lets Play boards because of Tumblr kids getting Lets Plays of Danganronpa from SomethingAwful.
1:07:02 - Someone threatened to kill the president, and the Secret Service subpoena'd the board & he locked the board discussing politics where it happened.
1:09:01 - Megan divorces Lowtax for...domestic abuse, they divorce, he had to pay child support ($2000-4000 per month)
1:13:00 - Lowtax got a second chance in life & met another girlfriend. Ashley (the another member) encouraged Lowtax to succeed but however, he had to go threw the Lowtax cycle.
1:15:50 - Lowtax.exe, to show the Lowtax Cycle and how it works.
1:18:00 - Ashley was made the head moderator of SomethingAwful (& discussion of SomethingAwful staffing shortage)
1:19:42 - Lowtax began posting on the Kiwifarms (it WAS NOT well recieved on Something Awful)
1:20:20 - Shmorky happened.
1:21:01 - 221 page thread on SomethingAwful about Shmorky being into diapers & weird pedophile shit. They did not want to talk about it because of it being on Kiwifarms.
1:24:30 - Lowtax wants humor from Kiwifarms to Something Awful.
1:26:30 - Shmorky was a flash animator, and he made things like this.
1:30:10 - Lowtax, allowed Shmorky to make comics to record his children to make these comics as such.
1:32:10 - Ashley told Lowtax to make a patreon, patreon made $15K+ a month, Lowtax was concerned about his forum, he started to stream with his family & more!
1:33:00 - However, he didn't do absolutely nothing, and fucked all that up.
1:34:30 - Enter Logan Day. Ex-mormon, BPD, Coke whore, from Salt Lake City, Utah. He met with her on Thanksgiving despite all of this.
1:37:25 - When Lowtax got back from Salt Lake, his wife takes everything including $3k, goes away, hides from police, Richard (lowtax) has a meltdown. Textes daughter & says this.
1:39:36 - Lowtax tries to get his patreon back up again & releases this video to the community.
1:42:30 - Lowtax doesn't understand his community & this happens.
1:46:10 - On stream, Lowtax was drunk & high and said a couple of shit on Stream. Has a metldown, starts mass livebanning people, says troons are sexy or whatever, it gets worse.
1:49:30 - His ex-wife (Ashley) & a few baby mommas has started a GFM (GoFundMe) and was in a shelter.
1:54:00 - Lowtax denies the Logan Day girlfriend.
1:55:24 - Logan (Unfortunately Art) made a forum post saying something of this situation.
1:57:17 - Lowtax & Logan Day are on stream together in low quality which is hilarious
1:57:44 - One of the more popular posts about the situation on Something Awful.
1:59:50 - Logan makes a lot of posts on the situation, and is very cringe. Null reads a few posts.
2:01:08 - Lowtax also things to say on top of Logan.
2:05:16 - Lowtax visited his daughter (4 in this picture) with the caption vindication.
2:05:57 - Court decided this was a complex child sutody case.
2:07:32 - In the tax mansion Logan Day and got backhanded onto the ground. After posting this, she joined the forum as "Mormon BPD Cokewhore" (she picked this name)
2:09:20 - This is the post that she posted on the Kiwifarms explaining the situation.
2:14:51 - Logan Day immensly pained Lowtax, artist render.
2:16:20 - The aftermath of the Patreon. $700/month after all of the things that has happened.
2:18:07 - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka has sold Something Awful and all of its assets, and announced this via Facebook.
2:19:32 - Logan Day's final message on the internet about the situation.
{Chapter 5: The End/Demise}
2:21:02 - Lowtax would have to restart his entire career as a 45 year old with poor health.
2:21:45 - He starts streaming again on YouTube, sometimes streams movies & shit.
2:25:32 - Lowtax comes back and the forums hate him & nobody likes him after 20 years of this.
2:26:52 - Lowtax was banned perma for such actions & the person who can ban him was auctioned off by the new owner of the website.
2:30:56 - This is the last year in 2022, and Lowtax goes alone.
2:31:50 - He (Lowtax) had a sports car he was leasing & was tens of thousands in debt and more from drug use.
2:34:01 - Lowtax was cancelled, he had to sell his website because of the situation & Null comments.
2:38:00 - Richard registers a site called internetdropouts.com & it never became anything.
2:38:28 - Richard says this in his discord and that he will MacAfee (commit suicide/kill) himself.
2:41:00 - LadyAmbien returns to say some thoughts.
2:44:50 - Lowtax DID some photography for a transgender hookup website. WOW!
2:45:20 - Richard (Lowtax) ate meat on stream for money. (after all of this)
2:46:33 - Lowtax did some gaming garbage for CHARITY!!!! They did this for scotty, some random orphan child or something.
2:48:02 - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka on the 8th of November, the judge made the judgement with the FOLLOWING vindication.
2:48:52 - One hour the next day after this, he posts this on the discord: "catch you all on the flip side, Hermie".
2:49:12 - Fragmaster (oldest contributors to SomethingAwful who hadn't posted in 10 years), came back to the forum to say that Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka had KILLED HIMSELF.
2:52:00 - Condanax offered to buy SomethingAwful to Lowtax for $14M dollars.
2:53:22 - LadyAmbien after this posted a Stockholm Obituary and said this on the forum.
2:56:00 - Finally, after all of that, including the final posts where him & his mother died, LadyAmbien (Ashley) was finally paid. somethingawful said this earlier.
{Chapter 6: CONCLUSION}
3:00:20 - Weather Report, with Richard "Lowtax" Kyanak. (meme)
3:01:00 - Big thanks to these people: Spunt, Ghosta, Dogatron, and Slav Power.
3:02:00 - Outro Song. My life be like.
3:05:49 - Superchats segment (also to be honest this was like watching a movie.)
[Topic 2: Superchats/Superberries]
3:06:10 - The merch is now for sale! madattheinternet.com
im sorry cant do superchats, if you want me to do this let me know and I likely will.
3:31:00 - CYA on Tuesday, buh bye.
3:31:32 - Stream Ends.
