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I suspect most of the people who don't have access to a chesse-based-grocery store are not the rural people, or the suburban people, but the people in the actual cities where you get a food desert where the only place close by is probably a bodega or similar where not only do you not get non-cheddar cheese, but minimal fresh produce and meat.
 
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I have literally bought Wisconsin Gouda from a cheesemonger in London, sold right along side some quite lovely French cheeses as well. The owner apparently has an open trade line with a monger over there in serial killer land, and they do steady business trading 1:1.

Yeah, a lot of America has limited options within 10 minutes drive, but within an hour drive? Probably 90+% of the country can get quality cheese on that trip, a common monthly commute for many in rural America. Add to that the growing Amish/Mennonite communities across much of middle America, with a wide variety of quality foods. There is good stuff, domestic and imported... Just not at Walmart.
 
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I think its less big city and more how the community is I'm in a smaller town and we have lots of choice, but almost 100% of the town and surrounding area is Italian so we have quite a few butchers, bakeries and cheesemongers.

BTW if you can get it check out scamorza (some shops called it scarpova) its an italian cheese mix of mozzarella and provolone so it has the sharp bite of provolone but melts like mozzarella.

And the closest walmart is 90 minutes away so i marvel at the stories people tell about it. Everyone here pretty much has no reason to go there.
 
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Kind of a fun fact on Tomlinson's lovingly handcrafted pepperoni enjoy prison xeets, I do believe he used to copy-paste them. Unfortunately (for him, fortunately for us) this led to him accidentally pasting something related to his auto blog that he writes under the name Torque Wheeler, or as true fans prefer to call him, Pork Squealer. There's not really any confirmation but it makes sense to me that the reason he doesn't copy-paste his replies anymore is because he doesn't want the stalker childs to end up with any more of his secrets until he's ready to reveal them to the world
 
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Group of trans students made a mockery of a final debate club by refusing to debate the topic that was on the order for debate. They were crowned champions for their "bravery and courage". Not sure when this debate occurred saw a link in another thread and was archiving it and it seemed to fit here more than there.

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Null exposing himself for having never gone to a grocery store that has a bakery that makes fresh bread, or a deli that allows you to have sliced to order cheese while spazzing out about how it's all one type and nobody ever shops at them.

Absolutely retarded. Shop at any grocery store owned by Ahold-Delhaze (Hannaford, Food Lion, etc), or a local Shop and Save, retard, you don't need to go to a city to do so. I had access to high quality cheese while in Rural Maine with the closest city being 2 hours away.

Shop at Walmart and you'll get shit walmart stuff.

Also: Hvarti cheese is the best type of cheese for sandwiches.
 
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As a fellow vexillology appreciator, I am curious about your opinion on the Turkmenistan's flag. Everything about it just seems wrong to me.
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And to keep with the cheese talk, everyone staying in Eastern Europe definitely should try some Chechil. Its stringy, chewy texture and mild yet piquant salty taste make it a great snack. Way better than the regular string cheese from the supermarket.
 
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Oh man, the Cheese related sperg-out is glorious.

Ameri-mutts when their scocio-economic cheese options are highlighted:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my cheese options, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Charcuterie, and I've been involved in numerous secret tastings on Al-Queso, and I have over 300 confirmed tastings. I am trained in Gouda warfare and I'm the top nibbler in the entire US cheese forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe the fuck out of your taste buds, with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grocers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste buds. You're concept of fine dining is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in curd separation, but I have access to the entire cheese selection of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable lack of cheese appreciation off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour fondue all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking enjoying cheese, kiddo.
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"FUCK YOU JOSH, I CAN GET CHEESE"
 
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Sobake said:
Yes! Wegman's is possibly the greatest supermarket to grace the east half of America. In-house bakery, deli in almost every single one.
Prices are steep but I am ok with it as the product standards are higher and the building is nice. Shame there are so few and local. But I imagine the west has an equivalent I do not know.

Before I bury you in the rock from the rocky mountains, does anyone from the west coast know of any similar supermarket chain?



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In the north and southwest there’s Albertsons. An Idaho based grocery store chain that has an in-house deli and bakery in every store.
There’s a big selection of Items (including cheese). It’s more expensive than Walmart which is a sign that it has better stuff. But unfortunately it might change. Albertsons and Kroger have been planning to Merge. And with that Merger, They’re going to sell 400 Albertsons stores to Piggly Wiggly.
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I don’t know if Piggly Wiggly’s any good or not.
 
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Wait, 'Piggly Wiggly' is a real store?

Jfc, and the seppos are convinced that they're the future of the English language.
 
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