have you been to europe? if not, sit down monkey and eat your cheddar
Well lets see, I lived in Romania for 2 years, Hungary for a year, used to fly to Amsterdam every two weeks for the weekend, took the eurorail one christmas vacation from Amsterdam through to Prague, stopping at multiple cities along the way, have been to october fest in Germany, took weekend trips to Milan, Rome, and Venice in Italy, spent a week in Mol, Belgium before a weekend in Brussels, etc. And unlike you, I'm not an obese, autistic, socially inept shut in who spends all my time in foreign countries locked in my apartment.
And BTW, the reason there are so many varieties of Cheddar Cheese in the USA? We are the worlds largest producer. In fact we produce more cheddar than the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th largest producers of cheddar combined.
No why don't you go back to hiding from women in your east europe commiebloc apartment and playing "raw-blocks" and thinking about "renee-sauce" fairs and wishing you were a sophisticated europoor instead of po white trash.
Meanwhile I'm going to make a baked brie with cranberries, accompanied by a grilled gouda, havarti and proscutto sandwich on ciabata in my semi-truck.
Edited to Add - I actually undersold it, the USA produces 24% of all cheddar cheese produced worldwide. Meanwhile dear feeder is all "Hurr durr I wonda y da U.S. has so many varieties of cheddar, doiiii"
