"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

i think null's just pushed the cheese thing so hard to cover for his fat boy habit of drinking from the hot sauce bottle. i think it's time to ask the real questions:

do you lick the bottle?
 
i think null's just pushed the cheese thing so hard to cover for his fat boy habit of drinking from the hot sauce bottle. i think it's time to ask the real questions:

do you lick the bottle?
He would be a fool not to. Frank's gets this crust on the lip of the bottle which is just concentrated garlicy salty sour spiciness. When I refill my table bottle I like to scrape the crust off with a butter knife and put it on some toast with butter.
 
I had an idea today

I'm way too busy to start on it right now but would anyone be interested in (probably picture based rather than video) seeing someone trying to salvage the monstrosities that the various terrible cooking channels come up with? Basically just taking roughly the same ingredients (plus a few staples like flour, corn starch, etc as needed) and not ruining them

I don't know if it's possible to save any of Cobra's recipes but a lot of Jack and Kay's recipes I look at what they're starting with and really struggle to understand how they ended up where they end up. Cobra's recipes in particular would be hard for me because I can't do sweet+meat without getting sick so anything where he just throws candy on a burger or something is completely impossible for me to try and improve because I'll be gagging immediately unless I just leave out the candy and I feel like that'd be going against the spirit of the idea
 
These fights about cheese between people living in the US and those living in Europe arguing about how it doesn't count if you have to drive an hour to get to a nice cheese place reminds me that here in my small Asian island country, I have all the cheeses in the world to my doorstep, next day delivery.
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I also have nice physical cheese stores, and don't even have to worry about niggers.
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Ethan Klein sent that clip of Hila Klein to Youtube to ask them to delete it.
According to him Youtube refused stating it as "a valuable artistic expression"

The Hila Klein style video is literally art. Hyper gay if it's removed for good. It and the stream were my last two reasons for using it.
 
These fights about cheese between people living in the US and those living in Europe arguing about how it doesn't count if you have to drive an hour to get to a nice cheese place reminds me that here in my small Asian island country, I have all the cheeses in the world to my doorstep, next day delivery.
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I also have nice physical cheese stores, and don't even have to worry about niggers.
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I don’t know how I never got around to trying cheese in Japan. Too much commuting back and forth for a friends wedding I guess.

Still I’d kill for a simple onigiri with the salmon roe or pickled plum right now. Even if it was the 7 eleven ones.

I miss Japan.
 
I noticed Josh mentioned restaurant-style salsa in the last MATI so I thought I'd share my personal salsa recipe, copied and pasted from the ''what have you cooked recently'' thread in the food subforum, my personal favorite, and I AM hoping that more of you will post on there after reading this.

SOAKING PHASE
like 3 dried cascabel chiles or guajillos if no cascabel
like 15 dried pequin chiles
like 10 dried chiles de arbol
(All of these should be easy to order online if needed. The pequin aren't necessarily needed but they're good.)
Keep the water in case you need to thin it down for your tastes after processing, and probably throw a bit in either way because it's really flavorful. Taste it before adding some if you can be tender about spice so you know what concentration is right for you. You will cut off the stem and discard it when they're fully hydrated, and use shears or scissors to cut them into smaller pieces when adding them to the blender or food processor.
CHARRING PHASE
3/4 of a large white onion, either charred over a gas stove burner or stir-fried on high heat in a wok (or anything with higher walls, really) with some oil. It will smoke.
half a head of garlic, '' ^ ''. Remove before it blackens, you just want it roasted.
6 roma tomatoes, '' ^ ''. Poke holes into them or quarter them so they don't sputter out boiling water in your eyes.
2-3 fresh jalapenos or serranos, ideally with striations, '' ^ ''
2-3 tomatillos, quartered, but I've made it without before when I was retarded and forgot and it was still great so no worries if you don't live in a spic-heavy area.
(once you're done charring or stir-frying, wait for it to cool down and put in the blender)
BLENDER OR FOOD PROCESSOR PHASE
if you dry-fried, add a bit of neutral oil for texture, but if you wok-fried with oil, there is no need for that.
add about a bunch of cilantro, stems included if your blender or food processor won't fuck that up
2-3 fresh limes, pressed
half a head to a head of raw garlic
a tiny bit of cumin, start slow because nothing enrages me more than a salsa that just tastes like cumin lmfao. I know that's an intentional thing for some people but I'm not a spic and it bother me when it's too much.
s & p

If you try it, please let me know how it went, but I make it regularly for family and friends and it's always a winner.
 
This is a follow up from my superchat as Jewsh suggested. I had to do some bullshit in order to catch up on what autism is going on.

The unimportant part is that three retards named Zman, Staswalle, & Diddlyono are in a bitch-boy slap fight in a DayZ type block game called Unturned, as all batshit insane block game players do. The only thing that actually matters for this is that one of the points brought up was that the Stas guy & Diddly guy were shielding a sex pest who makes fetish mods but for some reason only mentions it in passing. The block game autists being block game autists decide focus on the three retards, instead of the obvious sex pest. So I did some digging, got some insider contacts, and collected all of this in a neat little package.

Meet Nick_SkunkFox now known as Nicky SkunkVixen after trooning out, a “modder” who by all means meets the criteria for a sex pest. The most noteworthy mod being a realistic foot mod. For those who are curious, he does indeed have a foot fetish as will be seen in an archive of this hypersexual retard’s FurAffinity. I don’t have to explain why it is morally wrong to make a fetish mod for a game primarily inhabited by children. In fact, this whole situation at hand will remind people of another drama involving fetishes and a mod.

Message ID – 324234139559526400-1090105489519558736
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Message ID – 324234139559526400-1090125470940540998
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Video Proof this is real:

Other fetishes of SkunkFox’s include but is not limited to rats, vore (both types), fat (land whale tier), udders, slime, and Biblical floods worth of semen. With that out of the way, why talk about Nick in particular? Well simple, it’s because two infamous users who are the antagonistic party within this community are shielding this sex pest. This is in spite of SkunkFox’s weird sexual conversation in discord servers with underaged users. This includes but is not limited to, talking to an underaged user in a very suspect manner. For context Nick is around 28-29 years old. Granted this whole picture stinks of suspicion in and of itself.

Fetish Art Archive
https://archive.ph/o4VXZ
https://archive.ph/IRJH4
https://archive.ph/bpgWA
https://archive.ph/HLxLb
https://archive.ph/Yqmtb

Current Profile Pic:
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The most ironic post to come from Nick:
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His weird rat fetish posts:
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The underaged user:
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Talking about hugging complete strangers:
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Some "heehee irony™" shit.
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Oh, did I mention that out special little furfag commissioned furry porn of his fursona getting poz loaded by Biggie Cheese.
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There are also unsubstantiated rumors of Nick being a pedophile, where Nick sent his fetish porn collection to a 15 year old. The problem being this has not been confirmed. But from the chat messages and archives that have been given to me, I wouldn’t say that’s necessarily the case as far as I am aware. However this doesn’t necessarily mean that Nick is someone to trust to be around kids. Mainly because these messages do prove that this Nick_SkunkFox/Nicky SkunkVixen is a sex pest beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt, and should be kept away from children. TL;DR, block game players are all fucking retarded.

I need a fucking drink after going through all this bullshit.
 

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yes this Marvel slop, yes can't separate the work from reality.
god loves his jokes & timing
Why is an Israeli superhero so controversial?
In her first appearance, Sabra attacks The Hulk, whom she believes is assisting an Arabic militant group. When a Palestinian boy is caught up in the battle between Sabra, The Hulk and the terrorists, then dies, The Hulk declares: "Boy died because boy's people and yours both want to own land! Boy died because you wouldn't share!"

Of course, the long-running conflict between Israel and the Palestinians is significantly more complicated than that, and is just one reason why the source material is controversial.

Although the death of the Palestinian boy supposedly leads to a more compassionate Sabra, the transformation doesn't last for long. Throughout her tenure, Sabra holds negative views toward Arabic characters, including fellow superhero Arabian Knight, whose stereotypical portrayal comes with its own issues.
In the comic New Warriors (1995), her motivations are somewhat retconned and less nationalistic, with the character supposedly disliking Palestinians because her son was killed in a terrorist attack.

Throughout her comic appearances, Sabra's commitment to the Israeli government and Mossad doesn't waver. During one particularly grueling battle with Sabra, The Hulk thinks to himself: "I'm not fighting a woman. I'm fighting the Zionist recruiting board."

Sabra's nationalism is not unique in Marvel comics. The 1960s introduced readers to Red Guardian—the communist Russian version of Captain America, played by David Harbour in Black Widow (2021)—while other cultural counterparts include Captain Britain, who was gifted magic powers by King Arthur's sorcerer pal Merlin.
According to Schneider, Marvel could give Sabra the same treatment it gave Red Guardian, fleshing her out into a more complex character that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

"Perhaps this is an opportunity for a character to experience life and love from both sides of this conflict," she said.
"Filmmakers could make it unclear throughout the first three-quarters of the film which side our beloved, nuanced, flawed but altruistic new superheroine is on—question her own allegiances, swayed more by universal love and desire to protect all children and civilians on both sides of the conflict, thereby acknowledging the inherent value of human life across groups."
 
Expect a ~20 minute long unhinged cheese rant as Josh reads the Mass Debates thread on Friday's show
20 minutes???? The Friday stream will be 5 hours long, 4 of which will be spent looking at the cheese thread and arguing/yelling at people, and then 1 hour spent on superchats, arguing and yelling at even more people
 
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