"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Mad at the Internet 2023 predictions
Chantal
Prediction: Will become a step mother to Salah's long lost children living in Syria
Peetz
Prediction: Going to troon out and become a sex worker
Keffals:
Prediction: Detransitioning
Trisha Paytas
Prediction: Living her best life and defending the lives of Palestinian children
Kino Casino
Prediction: Either Warski and PPP will break up or Warski will wipe PPP's ass
Flamenco
Prediction: Will marry a vtuber
Josh
Prediction: Down to 80kg
Mister Metokur
Prediction: Find a way to quit anime and will make a miraculous cancer recovery
Ethan Ralph
Prediction: Dead
 
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Null said:
oh is it going out? Sorry, I mishandled shipping a little bit. That's my fault.

There may be some people who have to wait longer. I tried my best to predict sizes but I think I have to order some more.
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Late and gay here, but if you are going to order more is it economical for you to do a last minute run for people who missed placing orders?
I'm only asking if you are going to have to place a bulk order to backfill.
 
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Kingcobrajfs “lost” his lizard.
 
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Target unsuprisingly didn't learn their lesson in June and is now trying to sell Christmas themed woke shit. Who the is this shit even for?

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Like, who the fuck thought there was a demand for a black paraplegic Santa Claus figurine? :story:
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Gotta say though, the mental image of black paraplegic Santa breaking into everyone's house and writhing around on the floor to deliver gifts really does put me in the Christmas spirit. Thanks Target!
 
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Berrakh said:
Dead by Daylight added a transexual
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They already bent the knee with the tranny charms and by announcing that David is a giant fag. This doesn't surprise me.
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black paraplegic Santa Claus figurine
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I can't stop laughing at how stupid this looks and am totally going to buy one.
 
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donjulio said:
Jesus Christ.
Okay so you could talk about this horrifying subreddit

Or…OR

You could talk in depth about the fancy European cheeses you would recommend we try that would blow our mind.

I think we all know which one josh would prefer.
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If you do mention the analonly subreddit you should mention that anal incontinence is 2x more common in females who have anal sex and 3x more common in males. Seemed to be a hit in the rdrama thread.

As far as cheese goes if you still cling onto the foolish notion that Americans do not have easy access to discernibly higher quality cheese surely you can mention some high quality recommendations that Americans could then special order and see "the world of difference"? And that it's not just an artifact of xenophilia where because you can't pronounce it, it tastes better. (Which explains a lot given your inability to pronounce most words)
 
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Americans in the cheese aisle be like, "See? We have plenty cheese! Cheddar in red packaging, cheddar in blue packaging, and if you drive to this small city with 100x the population then you can get cheddar packaged with a goat on it too!"

It's reminding me of right before weed started getting legalized. Some parts of the country would only have the shittiest trash weed, but they didn't know any better and they'd be smoking some dried out brown trash buds and telling themselves "oh shit, this is the Chronic! We're just like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg!" If you tried telling them it was actually shitty weed and the stuff in Cali would blow their minds, they'd get MAD at you. "Nah nigga, this shit loud as fuck. You trippin'." That's the current American cheese debate.

It's like if there were two spheres in a room and one was lukewarm and the other is burning hot, and a bunch of people in the room have only touched the lukewarm sphere so they keep insisting "bro, that's like the hottest sphere in existence! That other sphere has to be every bit as hot as this one!" Even if others in the room have touched both spheres, that first group will still get angry and mad and insist they must be correct. It's really quite pathetic.

Null: "Every village here, even if it only has like 50-100 people, has gourmet cheese readily available."
Americans: "Well, I just drove to this 20k+ person city and they have something that says 'Gouda' on it, so you're wrong!"
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
Americans in the cheese aisle be like, "See? We have plenty cheese! Cheddar in red packaging, cheddar in blue packaging, and if you drive to this small city with 100x the population then you can get cheddar packaged with a goat on it too!"

It's reminding me of right before weed started getting legalized. Some parts of the country would only have the shittiest trash weed, but they didn't know any better and they'd be smoking some dried out brown trash buds and telling themselves "oh shit, this is the Chronic! We're just like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg!" If you tried telling them it was actually shitty weed and the stuff in Cali would blow their minds, they'd get MAD at you. "Nah nigga, this shit loud as fuck. You trippin'." That's the current American cheese debate.

It's like if there were two spheres in a room and one was lukewarm and the other is burning hot, and a bunch of people in the room have only touched the lukewarm sphere so they keep insisting "bro, that's like the hottest sphere in existence! That other sphere has to be every bit as hot as this one!" Even if others in the room have touched both spheres, that first group will still get angry and mad and insist they must be correct. It's really quite pathetic.

Null: "Every village here, even if it only has like 50-100 people, has gourmet cheese readily available."
Americans: "Well, I just drove to this 20k+ person city and they have something that says 'Gouda' on it, so you're wrong!"
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Idk about the first part because I'm not a nigger making weed my personality but the idea still stands. If you are trying to express that there is a qualia that someone needs to experience to appreciate, no amount of metaphors is going to suffice especially when you apparently want to not mention anything that can prove your point definitively, like you know a name of an exemplar cheese. Importers are a reasonable distance for nearly everyone in the civilized world to get a taste. So I or anyone else can experience this magical cheese that isn't just "eh it tastes good, but not really anything special" or "this isn't an appreciable improvement especially when made in a dish"
 
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