"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Reddit coomers weigh in :

DID SOMEBODY SAY GAPE?!?!

 

[Royal Reaper Wolf Prince]

Soccer Troon Megan Rapinoe's career has ended just like how she hit headlines for kneeling during the National Anthem, On her Knees:

I also found a funny clip for Null to play on a Mati Stream.
Josh's Future Son's First Words:

Btw Does anyone have the link to the Kiwi Breeding Video Meme with the Daniel Larson Chimpout Edited in that Jersh played near the end of Tuesdays Mati Stream!? I'm working on a halarious meme that I know Jersh & us Kiwis are going to like and I'm almost done editing it. I just need to add that clip. Thanks to my Kiwi Brother/Sister that helps me find it!

 

[The President of Nintendo]

@Null

i keep fucking up my superchats like a retard because i am a retard and everything i do, i do in the most retarded way possible.

you said on a recent mati that you can't take something back once you've actually said it i wanted to share a very appropriate but extremely emo song about that sentiment. you don't have to play it on stream but I hope everyone will give it a listen i find it quite pleasant:

song

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Damn son. Jenny Nicholson hit the wall hard.

 

[Maverick Vile]

They already bent the knee with the tranny charms and by announcing that David is a giant fag. This doesn't surprise me.

I always make sure to tunnel tranny-charmers out of the match early. You force me to look at your stupid globohomo shit in my 80s horror-themed game of tag and I'll make sure you're not having fun this match.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Make "Rekieta needs to get on The Wall" the new thing.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Josh has taken the fight straight into the Groomer strip. Whose going to be Josh's top guy?

 

[indomitable snowman]

do you niggas know any good podcast players i loved google podcasts and was using it to listen to mati then the google pajeets shut it down i want one with

1 A simple UI does not need to be complex.
2 is not ugly, basically not some eyesore color like Ive seen some podcast players.
3 no ads
4 works on mobile and PC
5 open source preferably

Antenna pod works well. I don't listen to podcasts that often so I'm not super particular.

https://f-droid.org/packages/de.danoeh.antennapod/

 

[Targeted Individual]

 

[wakaran]

@Null

i keep fucking up my superchats like a retard because i am a retard and everything i do, i do in the most retarded way possible.

you said on a recent mati that you can't take something back once you've actually said it i wanted to share a very appropriate but extremely emo song about that sentiment. you don't have to play it on stream but I hope everyone will give it a listen i find it quite pleasant:

song

Excellent choice in melodramatic teenager music, mein nigger.

 

[CHARizard]

@Null if you get bored of watching rednecks filet fish check this guy out, he is sterotypical Japanese man that will filet and cook anything that comes from the ocean.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

THIS IS A PUBLIC CALLOUT POST TO @Null . WE ARE RISING UP! Nick, the totally real lawyer, pays his Jannies with personal striptease dances, however! You do not! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

 

[MrReeShopper]

On the "kwality Jersh laffs" front, this one stuck in my head:

Jersh laughs at "Troon"

Edit: I seem to recall the occasional "Lesbian Troon Profile review" segment also being good hunting grounds for quality Josh laffs.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I mean buy him a ticket and rent a weekend at the Airbnb. Instead of alcohol give him sliver or food.

 

[dvnc]

THIS IS A PUBLIC CALLOUT POST TO @Null . WE ARE RISING UP! Nick, the totally real lawyer, pays his Jannies with personal striptease dances, however! You do not! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

It's more of a blessing and you should be thanking him.

 

[Harm]

Beware Null, Max Karson aka mrgirl moved out of Los Angeles years ago. He now owns a home in Eugene, Oregon as documented by @Blav last year. You want to lookout for any accounts showing to be from that area instead of Los Angeles.

 

[waffle]

United States silver currency is 90% silver, sterling is 92.5%. One of the ways to distinguish authentic American antique silver from imports is that it is likely made from coin silver as opposed to sterling.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thank you for the pig dance, Null, very cool.

 

[Miller]

Nice show.

Spoiler

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[Forgetful Kiwi]

Average viewcount today was 3065. Was still away last week so can't compare to last weeks stream

Spoiler: Breakdown

Fucked up the viewers after the intro song so no data for that.
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30+5 min in:

Rumble: 2122
Odysee: 546
Kick: 359
VK: 30
Total: 3057
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1 hour

Rumble: 2291
Odysee: 556
Kick: 357
VK: 33
Total: 3237
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1.5 hour

Rumble: 2465
Odysee: 559
Kick: 356
VK: 39
Total: 3419
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2 hours (superchat segment)

Rumble: 2385
Odysee: 455
Kick: 282
VK: 35
Total: 3157
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2.5 hours (superchat segment)

Rumble: 2125
Odysee: 401
Kick: 250
VK: 30
Total: 2806
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Outro Song

Rumble: 2101
Odysee: 395
Kick: 190
VK: 30
Total: 2716
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3057+3237+3419+3157+2806+2716 = 18392
18392/6 = 3065.33333333