"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Big Mommy]

Joshua-

Since you do not have a favorite dog breed I would like to nominate the Silken Windhound:

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The Silken Windhound

Beautiful dog, reminds me of a Borzoi, shitbull killers of the dog world:

I demand at least one pngtuber stream where he does that bit with his hamster pictures.

Here's a candidate for the tranny segment. View attachment 5521502

Your art is amazing, why did you choose to use it for evil?

I think it was that one killstream where a bunch of people were called up to roast juju.

The Roast of Dick Masterson? Here it is. I don't remember Whang showing up on it but it has been a while since I watched it. I know Whang tends to retweet Dick and interact a fair amount.

I got an old anti piracy video in my YouTube feed

And With the power of AI and boredom, I’ve decided to make it forum related
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This reminds me of a video I watch recently about what happened to all the people who were sued by the RIAA for downloading and sharing music back in the early 2000s.

tl;dw basically people either declared bankruptcy or kept filing appeals, resulting in the RIAA having to pay lots of legal fees while likely never seeing a penny from the people they issued fines to. They also had to deal with the consequences of suing 12 year old girls, single moms, and 90 year olds over sharing Metallica songs. Rare abuse of the legal system W.

 

[Quintus]

Frankly josh admitting that he's becoming eurified and being this smug and dismissive about cheese is making me like him less. The only thing keeping him in my good graces and welcome to the homeland is the fact his favorite local food is still technically pizza and burgers.

The cheese thing is funny and frustrating at the same time. I've listened to basically every episode of the show and occasionally Josh will say something a bit odd. Well, more odd than usual anyway. The "US has no cheese." Statement is odd but mostly just because of how specific it is and that I know from personal experience that it's incorrect. It's kind of disappointing to see him resort to dishonest tactics for such a strange position. But I've just chalked it up to his stubbornness at this point. That won't stop me from busting his balls about it a bit though.

 

[Big Mommy]

The cheese thing is funny and frustrating at the same time. I've listened to basically every episode of the show and occasionally Josh will say something a bit odd. Well, more odd than usual anyway. The "US has no cheese." Statement is odd but mostly just because of how specific it is and that I know from personal experience that it's incorrect. It's kind of disappointing to see him resort to dishonest tactics for such a strange position. But I've just chalked it up to his stubbornness at this point. That won't stop me from busting his balls about it a bit though.

Not to ruin the joke but think back to how Josh explained how he deliberately researches countries so he knows how best to annoy people from those places. How he called Count Dankula an Anglo in private. Therein lies your answer.

 

[Sneedotron]

I demand at least one pngtuber stream where he does that bit with his hamster pictures.

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Based, I made a Cobes hamster for the biweekly 2 hour KingCobraJFS segment that we all love so much.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Your art is amazing, why did you choose to use it for evil?

You have been swindled by electronic Satan. That's Ai art.

The cheese thing is funny and frustrating at the same time. I've listened to basically every episode of the show and occasionally Josh will say something a bit odd. Well, more odd than usual anyway. The "US has no cheese." Statement is odd but mostly just because of how specific it is and that I know from personal experience that it's incorrect. It's kind of disappointing to see him resort to dishonest tactics for such a strange position. But I've just chalked it up to his stubbornness at this point. That won't stop me from busting his balls about it a bit though.

I can only assume that something tragic happened in his life to cause such vitriol. Not just for cheese in America but also very specifically cheddar. He seems to despise cheddar, in the last stream he was just angrily counting how much cheddar there was in the cheddar section.

I have a theory. Our dear leader has been hurt before by a Packers fan.
I don't know how, but I believe a Packers fan MUST be responsible. Hopefully he finds peace in this life. Except for this Friday and the following Fridays and Tuesdays because I want some good rants.

 

[waffle]

Pea-cocking

Bro I understand that I routinely make horrific errors because I constantly phone post while drunk and/or high, but what would possibly cause you to hyphenate peacock? It is the male of the pea fowl, not a pea which is being moved to a ready to fire position...


You've correctly identified the phenomenon though. I like integrity insistence.

 

[MrReeShopper]

Bro I understand that I routinely make horrific errors because I constantly phone post while drunk and/or high, but what would possible cause you to hyphenate peacock? It is the male if the pea fowl, now a pea which is being moved to a ready to fire position...


You've correctly identified the phenomenon though. I like integrity insistence.

I'm perfectly capable of brain-farts without the aid of alcohol, and was sober when I wrote that. Not sure why I went with the clearly wrong hyphen here. Maybe my brain was aiming for peacock-ing, having forgot that "peacocking" is valid? I'll blame it on being tired from many hours of coding, but maybe I'm just a retard.

In typing this response though, "pea-cocking" is the only variant that Firefox is not putting angry red squiggly lines under. Wrong again, browser child. I moved to Firefox because Brave keeps sperging out over the "Like" popup menu and only shows it for a brief second, reducing my ability to provide precision in liking.

 

[Maverick Vile]

Josh really needs to stop uncritically taking in the Euro ignorance.

Null's so brainfucked by his devastating loss in the Great Cheese War that he's going full Eurofag to cope.

 

[Quintus]

Not to ruin the joke but think back to how Josh explained how he deliberately researches countries so he knows how best to annoy people from those places. How he called Count Dankula an Anglo in private. Therein lies your answer.

I had considered that. Seems like kind of a lot of energy to be putting into a joke. Then again he does run this site so.. You might be on to something there.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Jimmy Metokur used the word correctly (hyperbole), the pronunciation was dumb

I miss hearing all the Metokurisms. Jersh warms my heart on the daily with his proud adoption of "CHYAAT", but I haven't heard him say something like "nucular" yet.

 

[MrReeShopper]

I miss hearing all the Metokurisms. Jersh warms my heart on the daily with his proud adoption of "CHYAAT", but I haven't heard him say something like "nucular" yet.

Hard disagree. There's usually a few mispronunciations in each stream. There's a hardcore of Jersh-ism appreciating chyaTters that highlight these.

One of my favorites from a while back was the genius level "Osteo-psoraisis" uttered during an attempt at "Osteoporosis".

Josh generally takes these in his stride, as he should. Reading aloud for hours on end is genuinely taxing and the odd brain-fart is bound to crop in. Some you might not even notice, others might raise your attention, some are just fucking hilarious. I don't think there's any ill-will from chyaTt in pointing these out, just that there are people out there that have a similar retardation to me in enjoying these little slips.

To Josh's credit, "erverr" is a thing of the past. Ironically, the era of "ervver" is over. And, to my knowledge, he's never pronounced "epitome" as "eppytoam".

I'd still like a Jersh-ism corpus. I don't think I'm alone. How about that for a TikTok clip?

Edit: spelling and punctuation is hard. Durrr.

 

[Heathen_76]

I hate doing this, because I think people who take photos like this in public are obnoxious. But @Null Eurotrash LARP has gone to far, and demands a response. And yes, there are SOME Cheddars, because despite Nulls sputtering sperging, Cheddar is a cheese that more then just Americans make and consume. So look at all this cheese I have readily available access too fucker. There's even some goat cheese, which we all know is your favorite.

Spoiler: Behold the Cheese and despair

Spoiler: Bonus Bread

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Hard disagree. There's usually a few mispronunciations in each stream. There's a hardcore of Jersh-ism appreciating chyaTters that highlight these.

Jersh has his own quirky fuckups which I appreciate very much, I was speaking strictly in the context of comparison to my favorite Minnesotan cancer-ridden hermit.

I'd still like a Jersh-ism corpus. I don't think I'm alone. How about that for a TikTok clip?

This is a wonderful idea.

 

[Jomi]

I hate doing this, because I think people who take photos like this in public are obnoxious. But @Null Eurotrash LARP has gone to far, and demands a response. And yes, there are SOME Cheddars, because despite Nulls sputtering sperging, Cheddar is a cheese that more then just Americans make and consume. So look at all this cheese I have readily available access too fucker. There's even some goat cheese, which we all know is your favorite.

Spoiler: Behold the Cheese and despair

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Spoiler: Bonus Bread

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You're living dead centre in a 5m+ population coastal megalopolis, as proven by those pictures.

 

[Heathen_76]

You're living dead centre in a 5m+ population coastal megalopolis, as proven by those pictures.

I live no where near the coast(East or West) retard.

 

[MrReeShopper]

Jersh has his own quirky fuckups which I appreciate very much, I was speaking strictly in the context of comparison to my favorite Minnesotan cancer-ridden hermit.

I see. I thought you meant just the mispronunciations. I think some of the Metokur-isms were tarnished by people like Flamenco, Warski, etc.. adopting them, and also the ridiculous over-use by some of the more rabid fans of Metokur. It's like people endlessly doing the Spanish Inquisition sketch from Monty Python to the point where it becomes irritating.

The occasional "Chyat" is comfy and endures, however.

I do like the sarcastic use of phrases from the Balldo-Queen and Ralph. The Fatrick voice is also fun, especially when it's introduced apropos precisely fuck-all, or when there's a natural rising tone of condescension in the source text - often a Reddit post.

 

[Heed Not]

Yeah I don't live anywhere fancy either and have a similar spread. Mostly because a big cheesemonger franchise got bought out by a grocery franchise and integrated into their stores. There's also an independent cheesemonger in the area. I guess if you only shop at Walmart, Null is right, but I've never understood his hate for the US cheese scene. The lack of unpasteurized milk cheeses is the only real sticking point since you can't legally buy unpasteurized milk product that hasnt been aged here (you can but it can't be advertised as being sold for human consumption, so farmers sell it as pet milk and it'd be harder to get away with selling "pet cheese")

 

[The President of Nintendo]

reminds me of a Borzoi

The Silken Windhound is actually a Borzoi crossbreed. According to Wikipedia, they were developed by breeding Borzoi with Lurchers (a Lurcher being a crossbreed between a sighthound and a working dog like a herding dog or terrier).

 

[Jotch]

Earlier, Null tweeted about how AI chatbots are programmed so hard to not say the gamer word, they won't even do it to save the lives of a billion people.
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Well Josh, it would appear Elon has heard your please and the Twitter AI chatbot won't refuse to answer that question like ChatGPT did.
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Bonus: it will say the name of HP Lovecraft's cat. Good luck getting ChatGPT to do that.
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Shit, Elon has built the ultimate superweapon.
You need to understand that the N word was supposed to be the AI version of "moshimoshi".

 

[I'm a Silly]

the print seems a little off center on my t-shirt -- I opted for a loose fit, and that may have allowed for too wide a margin of error -- has anyone else experienced this, and if this isn't the right place to ask, just let me know