"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Optantrix]

I'm like 99.999% sure that when you're breastfeeding, you're not supposed to drink and that there are numerous medications you aren't supposed to take while doing so. Femanons please confirm.

This is true. There are technically strips you can use to test if your breast milk has any alcohol in it before you give it to your baby but it's generally recommended to avoid alcohol. Lots of prescription medication can also leech into the milk and you need to be weary of what you take

 

[Wodanaz]

FACT CHECK:
Sam Hyde always tells fans who ask for advice that they should get strong and build families and protect them, not that they should smash box and dump the bitch after.

Here is a clip of Sam responding to someone asking for advice on women. He directs them to a few sources of information, and then stresses that you cannot allow yourself to become consumed by cruelty and lose your sense of charity and mercy, otherwise you will end up as a lonely gay man. He also says it's a man's job to selflessly love and take care of a woman.

I distinctly remember another clip of someone asking: "What's the point of getting a lot of money and building a great life for myself if there isn't a 10/10 hottie as a reward?"
To which Sam replies: "Being with someone who makes your life easier is not only more likely than getting a 10/10 hottie, but probably will not cause you nearly as many problems".
However I can't find this one because youtube's watch history is dogshit even though it's the biggest video platform of all time, so you'll have to take my word for it that he said approximately this.

I am of the opinion that Sam arrived at these conclusions after making mistakes with women in his own life, so there may be some merit to what Channing has to say, but the fact remains that he constantly advises people to start families and not engage in degenerate alphachad pump and dump culture.

 

[DavidS877]

>setup bot to transcribe MATI
>Jersh mush-mouths every other word
>Constant stuttering
>Vocal fry obscures whole phrases
>bot kills itself after half an episode
>repeat ad infinitum
When the AI revolution comes, I want it noted that I voted against the senseless, industrial scale murder of transcription bots.

I subjected an ML model to the latest MATI.
The first attempt ran out of memory and told me I needed 196GB.

The second attempt with a different model came up with this:
"Detected language: en (1.00) in first 30s of audio..."

I am unsure why I fed it an episode of MATI and it thought it was in English.

Mad at the Internet 2023-12-08:
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https://files.catbox.moe/9rm94h.mp3 (archive.org)

I have fed the ML Model "WhisperX" your mp3, thanks for that.

Spoiler: First 10 Minutes

0:00:02
Null: Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay. Reconnection successful. Reconnection successful. That means that I am once again, broadcasting my voice to the world wide web, a component of the global Proper noun, uppercase I internet. Hello. All right. Now it's time to actually play the intro song. Here we go. I'm stealing this. I don't even know from who it's just posted in the mouth. Right. Uh, well, it's not really, but by just doing the song, okay.

0:00:34
Null: We're back.

Unknown_07: Enjoyed prison stalker is a thing to say On a fat Milwaukee Christmas day That's the piggy greeting that he sends to you From the couch where Patrick lays Here we know that Christmas will be drunk and fat, Nikki somewhere else eating Jen Huber's ass. Enjoy prison stalker is the best way to say I'm autistic to you.

0:01:05
Unknown_07: Enjoy prison soccer is a thing to say On a fat Milwaukee Christmas day That's the biggie greeting that he sends to you From the couch where Patrick lays Here we know that Christmas will be drunk and fat Nikki somewhere else eating Jen Huber's ass Enjoy prison stalker is the best way to say I'm autistic to you

0:01:47
Unknown_07: Here we know that Christmas we'll be drunk and fat. Nikki somewhere else eating Chen Huber's ass. Enjoy prison, stalker is the best way. To say I'm autistic to you. To say I'm autistic to you. To say I'm autistic to you.

0:02:30
Null: Wonderful, wonderful. You've heard of the cutness carols. You've heard of the Christmas carols. But have you heard of the patness carols? That is the era that we're entering into now.

0:03:04
Null: Um, hello everybody. It is Friday. Uh, this is the harbinger of my demise. Cause I have decided to bite off more than I can chew and I will surely never hear the end of it. Um, tomorrow at 6 PM Eastern time or midnight my time, uh, I will be doing an interview with someone named Channing Crager, who is a former MDE contributor. Someone who has known Sam Hyde for eight years she joined the forum and started dumping all this like image macros about Sam Hyde and this 16 year old named Markie who Many people who are familiar with MD will immediately say that's old news. Don't even talk about it. However, I believe and I've said this before I that there's one of two stories happening uh... with us either a sam hide is actually like the crazy abuser and nobody has the audacity the balls to actually investigate and see if this is a credible claim or be sam hide has a long time devoted stalker who has been accusing him of the worst shit imaginable for half a decade now and nobody has had the balls to talk to her to see if she is crazy or or telling the truth uh... so

0:04:19
Null: That's happening tomorrow. Uh, she's returning from a trip from europe. So uh Hopefully she had bronchitis. So hopefully she'll be fit to talk, but we'll see I might have to reschedule it But she says she's okay now Why not both it could be both No, not from belgrade Um All right, uh, so Let's start with the news as we do. First of all, Ian miles Cheong, who may or may not have flash banged a dog. Someone posted a clip of Ian miles. Chuck, let me open this. Actually. I'm going to, if I find this clip of Ian miles, strong flash, banging a dog.

0:04:54
Null: Think someone sent it to me actually and I looked at it, and I was like well I'm not gonna really talk about Ian miles strong again, and then I didn't even consider that the very next day I would be talking about you know Sean again. He was on the kill stream laughing about flash being a dog here It is okay after this. I'll play the clip. I'll play the clip in my strong Content aggregator extraordinaire says no Jews allowed in this restroom apparently This is what happens when you let leftism when you go to a leftist establishment

0:05:30
Unknown_04: We've given you all your food. I want to go into the restroom. You've eaten. You're holding up. Sit. Also, currently, this is a private property. I want to go into the restroom. I do need you to leave. I know Israel loves taking private property and saying it's their own, but we've got to have

Unknown_11: You're not going to let me go into the restroom? I need you to leave. I wanted to go into the restroom. I need you to leave, please. I was patron here and I have a right to go into the restroom. And I'm asking you to leave.

Null: You actually don't have a right to go into the restroom.

Unknown_11: I need to go into the restroom. I'm asking you to leave. No, you need to let me go into the restroom. I don't. I'm a patron here and I need to go into the restroom. I'm kindly asking you to leave. No, I'm not going to leave. I'm kindly asking you to leave. Okay?

0:06:05
Unknown_00: No, I want to go into the restroom.

Unknown_11: That's fine. You can use our restroom. We have a restroom next door. You can use our restroom. No, I want to use your restroom.

Null: I know that this is supposed to be oh my god. These woke leftists are literally Hitler How the fuck am I supposed to take that seriously man? We have another restroom on the other side of the premises if you want to use that but she's like no I have right to use your tingle pilot.

Unknown_23: I want to go peepers in your toilet and Like it is empty. So this is literally another show up if you do not let me peepies in your toilet. It's like I

0:06:39
Null: The black lady is very kindly offering her restroom facilities to avoid an inward moment in her house. Very kind of her. And she's like, no, actually, I want to pee very specifically in your toilet. How am I supposed to be like, yeah, she's on the right. Fuck off.

Unknown_10: I want to go into the restroom.

Unknown_10: I'm going to squat and piss on your linoleum.

Unknown_11: Oh my god.

Unknown_10: She looks like Gayle Schroeder.

0:07:37
Unknown_18: Free Palestine, now free Palestine. Free Palestine, it's always.

Unknown_11: Please leave, thank you.

Null: It's always, yeah, great, we love it.

Unknown_11: Thank you very much. Uh-huh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Null: That was me and I was being my denied my constitutional right to use other people's restrooms. And I genuinely felt my rights were disturbed. I would go pee and cause then what's going to happen. You see this soy boy right here. You know what you're going to say after you're done paying, you're going to pull your pants up and you're going to be mop it up, mop it up. Jenny, get the, get the mop. Or you think that this is staged? It could be, I don't know. The black lady seems genuine.

0:08:11
Null: I can't believe that this happens in the United States, this diverse cast of fucking physiognomy checks are harassing someone because they think Israel is Nazis or whatever.

Null: Also, Chaya Reischeck continues, despite me sending her direct messages saying, please shut up about Israel. I do not care. I will never care. She continues to go ahead and tweet about Israel. She says, welcome to Harvard calling for the genocide of Jews does not violate school policy, but students can be disciplined for being fat phobic because it constitutes abuse and perpetuates violence.

0:08:44
Null: So there was a big thing where the president of Harvard, a woman, uh, would not admonish, um, statements about, about, uh, the destruction of Israel as being, uh, antisemitic or whatever. And so, um, she's been getting pressed on that pretty hard.

0:09:16
Null: There's also somebody I um this guy that I was just I don't have this clip so I'm trying to find it now this guy named Glenn Greenwald is a I think he's a member of rumble I don't know how he's connected to to rumble but he has the rumble tag I really like him and it's it kills me to say that because he is like He was gay married, but his Brazilian husband died of an infection, which is quite sad. Um, and he's adopted like two Brazilian boys. So he's like super gay and into the gay adoption. But this motherfucker is relentless in his eating. Um, I find it rapturing. He, he is a, he's very based and it's, he's, I don't, I don't even know how I can say that. Cause he's like the antithesis.

0:09:53
Null: what I would ordinarily, uh, one to promote, but he also went out and defended the Kiwi farms against cloud flares, the scissor making way, way back in September, 2022. So maybe I'm a little bit partial to him. There's a post that I saw. Um, let's see if I can find this really quick. If not, I'm going to move on because it's just political shit anyways, but it is dunking on little Ben Shapiro, which I find funny from Ben green, green world minority. See if I can find this.

The zip contains the HTML and the raw JSON.

I need to figure out if I can actually deal with the whole backlog and get them on a website with a search engine. But the quality looks pretty good for free in-house processing.

 

[KateHikes14]

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FACT CHECK:
Sam Hyde always tells fans who ask for advice that they should get strong and build families and protect them, not that they should smash box and dump the bitch after.

Here is a clip of Sam responding to someone asking for advice on women. He directs them to a few sources of information, and then stresses that you cannot allow yourself to become consumed by cruelty and lose your sense of charity and mercy, otherwise you will end up as a lonely gay man. He also says it's a man's job to selflessly love and take care of a woman.

I distinctly remember another clip of someone asking: "What's the point of getting a lot of money and building a great life for myself if there isn't a 10/10 hottie as a reward?"
To which Sam replies: "Being with someone who makes your life easier is not only more likely than getting a 10/10 hottie, but probably will not cause you nearly as many problems".
However I can't find this one because youtube's watch history is dogshit even though it's the biggest video platform of all time, so you'll have to take my word for it that he said approximately this.

I am of the opinion that Sam arrived at these conclusions after making mistakes with women in his own life, so there may be some merit to what Channing has to say, but the fact remains that he constantly advises people to start families and not engage in degenerate alphachad pump and dump culture.

Not gonna hate on him for saying objectively true things that should be obvious, but that that counts as wisdom rly says a lot about society.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

To celebrate another Kiwi W

Would anyone be able to point me to where the kiwi vid that was used in the background of the Keffals To All My Enemies vid? I thought I remember seeing it up on the feidverse but that's gone the way of the other famous flightless bird.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

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FACT CHECK:
Sam Hyde always tells fans who ask for advice that they should get strong and build families and protect them, not that they should smash box and dump the bitch after.

Here is a clip of Sam responding to someone asking for advice on women. He directs them to a few sources of information, and then stresses that you cannot allow yourself to become consumed by cruelty and lose your sense of charity and mercy, otherwise you will end up as a lonely gay man. He also says it's a man's job to selflessly love and take care of a woman.

I distinctly remember another clip of someone asking: "What's the point of getting a lot of money and building a great life for myself if there isn't a 10/10 hottie as a reward?"
To which Sam replies: "Being with someone who makes your life easier is not only more likely than getting a 10/10 hottie, but probably will not cause you nearly as many problems".
However I can't find this one because youtube's watch history is dogshit even though it's the biggest video platform of all time, so you'll have to take my word for it that he said approximately this.

I am of the opinion that Sam arrived at these conclusions after making mistakes with women in his own life, so there may be some merit to what Channing has to say, but the fact remains that he constantly advises people to start families and not engage in degenerate alphachad pump and dump culture.

I gave you an "Optimistic" since I've never really watched Sam Hyde and I was skeptical about your post, but I'm on the fourth "Sam Hyde On Women" video, and I can corroborate what you've said here.

His advice is surprisingly lucid.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Not gonna hate on him for saying objectively true things that should be obvious, but that that counts as wisdom rly says a lot about society.

i think he was trying to say that josh’s opinion of what sam has said might not be the most accurate. obviously its not some ground breaking earth shattering revelation but its a far cry from “just pump and dump bro” which josh attributed to sam in the mati clip.

however that being said, sam has a long history of contradicting his own advice or having immediate friends that contradict his advice constantly. i cannot count the number of times sam has dumped on someone for something that all of his crew and friends do, like smoking weed or being fat. along with the fact that he advses people to start a family and doesnt have his own, his word is just that, his word.

heres one of the more sincere moments of advice i remember from him; “there is no such thing as consequence free sex”

 

[SaltyFantaMan]

 

[I'm a Silly]

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I like how Keffals is emblematic of KF much in the same way heads on pikes or impaled corpses are, when encircling a castle.

 

[MissyMissy]

I know the french arent people blah blah but lmao at the way that null manages to butcher both french and english by saying école and boisson incorrectly. Retard post but who cares.

 

[SargonF00t]

I have been so busy this week that I forgot to give my review of Joshie's Tuesday stream.

Fortunately I have managed to watch the Friday stream, so I will provide both of my reviews below:

Tuesday Stream = Nice show
Friday Stream = Nice show

 

[ForTheHoard]

I used Bing to generate a bunch of topical hamsters.

Spoiler: AI generated images

 

[I'm a Silly]

Upon re-watching, I noticed that Destiny is being cuckolded by a more effeminate version of Ezra Miller.

 

[Sneeds]

Jersh you should've watched the second gay video. He talks shit about a Muslim taxi driver who took his iPod touch for not having cab fare.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Jersh you should've watched the second gay video. He talks shit about a Muslim taxi driver who took his iPod touch for not having cab fare.

I was convinced that the first video was AI, it can't just be me right, the way he moved was very unnatural and the hair above his ears moved when he talked as if the algorithm thought it was skin and muscle, I was tripping.

 

[Particle Bored]

For the tranny at the 48 minute mark from today, I think he sounds like Jason from Home Movies. Voiced by a congested, pitched-up H. Jon Benjamin.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The "DINK" segment of Mati reminded me of how there are 213 million 70 IQ Nigerians having 5 kids per woman for god knows what reason and white college educated white people are choosing not to reproduce. The future is so fucked. We are headed for a global Brazil.

 

[Vulkan]

Josh claims to not use Reddit, explain this then

 

[Blackstar]

Josh claims to not use Reddit, explain this then

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO, JEWSCH, DON'T MAKE THE HAMSTER SAY THE N-WORD, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Second Sun]

I'm not at all up to speed with Sam Hyde or the accusations, but I think it's entirely possible that both what the girl says is true, and that he's not a bad guy. Relationships are complex, and the whole 'believe all women' thing made everything moronic.

That said, I'm confident Jersh can discern what really went on.