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In British News State mandated brushing your teeth- Starmer to embrace ‘nanny state’ with plan for toothbrushing in schools
Austerity is why British people can't brush they teeth
The Labour leader said that children were “probably the biggest casualty” of the Tories’ sticking-plaster approach to politics over the past 14 years, adding that, if the government were a parent, they could be charged with neglect.


“I know that we need to take on this question of the nanny state,” he told reporters ahead of a visit to a children’s hospital. “The moment you do anything on child health, people say ‘you’re going down the road of the nanny state.’ We want to have that fight.”

Writing for the Guardian, Starmer added: “More children are becoming unhealthy, with two in every five leaving primary school overweight. But most damning of all, the number one reason for young children being admitted to hospital is to extract rotten teeth – because it is so difficult to get NHS dental treatment before tooth decay sets in.
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
That's only news because it happened in Spain. Britain has been doing that for years
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No, silly, that's not Down syndrome, that's full blown addiction.
That's why there's many subsidised bars in the Palace of Westminster, and every single bathroom, including the private one closest to the Prime Ministers Office always tests positive for cocaine. Everybody knew Boris was a functional alcoholic, lots of people in the media commented that during COVID, the frequent hand sanitizer usage at least gave him a reason to always smell of alcohol.
We're ruled by hedonists and libertines.
 
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Re: Ian
He may be retarded but he's so fucking retarded that he doesn't realize that Tim hired him to make himself look smart and he's not a fucking model like his previous co-host. So every once in a while he just buck breaks Tim amd makes him seethe


 
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Johnny Salami said:
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He may be retarded but he's so fucking retarded that he doesn't realize that Tim hired him to make himself look smart and he's not a fucking model like his previous co-host. So every once in a while he just buck breaks Tim amd makes him seethe
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Tim is such a fucking dweeb, lmao. There's a whole King of the Hill episode about not mixing ammonia and bleach and he's acting like it's some forbidden knowledge or the dude just started reciting how to make IEDs.
Youtube's arbitrary banhammer has buck broken entire generations of video makers.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
Re: Ian
He may be retarded but he's so fucking retarded that he doesn't realize that Tim hired him to make himself look smart and he's not a fucking model like his previous co-host. So every once in a while he just buck breaks Tim amd makes him seethe
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I don't know if it still happens, but it used to be constant that Ian, Tim's retard that's supposed to make him look good would buck break him. Even during the debate a few weeks back Ian came back on stage at the end and you could see Tim seething with how people responded to him.

 
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BohrokSwarms said:
I know it’s not good timing to try and suggest something during an ongoing MATI but I just saw this so hopefully it’ll survive until Friday
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>On a micro SD card 'attached to' the spacecraft

If the tranny's wording isn't wrong, wouldn't that shit need some decent shielding to not get cooked traveling to the moon? Regardless, if you were one of these faggots, how lame is it to send an SD card with a JPEG in it and act like you're actually sending the symbol of your 'culture'? Like how hard would it have been for this tard get a tiny sticker on there or some shit? If they're not just lying about the entire thing, even if they couldn't personally get in physical contact with the lander I'm sure there's another troon or for sure someone else sympathetic to their ideals at NASA aka the company contracted to do this for them. I guess we found the one rabid troon that actually isn't retarded enough to risk their job on something like this.
 
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@Null

The US did the best thing possible during the French Revolution, we stayed the fuck out of it and at most got pissed when they tried to shake down our ambassador.

The funniest thing was literally telling them that all our treaties were with the previous government of France when they came to collect debt after executing multiple friends of the US. To be fair to the French it was John Adams and he was hilariously retarded as President. However, the French Revolution was literal proto-commies and the Paris Commune and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 
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Drama Fan said:
The Labour leader said that children were “probably the biggest casualty” of the Tories’ sticking-plaster approach to politics over the past 14 years, adding that, if the government were a parent, they could be charged with neglect.


“I know that we need to take on this question of the nanny state,” he told reporters ahead of a visit to a children’s hospital. “The moment you do anything on child health, people say ‘you’re going down the road of the nanny state.’ We want to have that fight.”
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>parents fail
>children become unhealthy
>government steps in to make children healthy
>parents complain
what is wrong with
 
Wodanaz said:
what is wrong with
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The first step. Teach your fucking kids to brush their teeth. Parents failed en mass and everyone just acted like that was acceptable, so hopefully there's a magic stopgap the governement can do because the British are somehow programmed to just passively accept and hope the government fixes everything. There's probably some upstream causes to that as well that will never be seriously thought or talked about.
I'm legit convinced they think Brave New World was describing a paradise and they're just going to get a shit version of it.
 
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Drama Fan said:
Tim is such a fucking dweeb, lmao. There's a whole King of the Hill episode about not mixing ammonia and bleach and he's acting like it's some forbidden knowledge or the dude just started reciting how to make IEDs.
Youtube's arbitrary banhammer has buck broken entire generations of video makers.
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That retarded guy said "mixing chlorine and bleach will make toxic gas".

You might want to think about that for a second......
 
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Rei is Shit. said:
That retarded guy said "mixing chlorine and bleach will make toxic gas".

You might want to think about that for a second......
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I'm not saying the retard isn't retarded, but that was not the reason Tim was catatonic, he was imagining the youtube bux getting cut off
 
scathefire said:
There was this video going around on Xitter the other day about this exact thing but with various household objects. Why would god accept so many loopholes when he told you specifically what you can't do on the Sabbath? Would he just be like "oh ok, you all rules-lawyered it to the degree where you pretty much didn't follow any of my rules to begin with? That makes sense!"
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This is the Jewish god we're talking about. The biggest Jew ever. Those faggots love a technicality argument. They have a classic joke: The definition of chutzpah(Cheek, Nerve, Temerity) is a child murdering both his parents and then asking the judge for a reduced sentence on the basis of being an orphan.
 
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I have a suggestion for a small segment on the next Mad At The Internet:

Episode 1 and Episode of Hazbin Hotel, a pretty left-leaning internet cartoon that pays much homage to 2000's-era internet cartoons and still gets much flak from the alphabet people, has just been leaked.

I spent all last night skimming through the "Hazbin Hotel" / "Helluva Boss" / Vivziepop (The Creator Of The Two Aforementioned Cartoons, real name Vivienne Medrano), and here is the general QRD:

>creator has a history of being erratic
>creator has obvious twitter brain and tweets her mind 24/7
>creator has some talent in writing and animation and creates a pilot (youtube link) for a show that, while being kind of funny, is extremely gay
>creator gets a tv deal with A24
>creator goes on to make two entire seasons of her second show, "Helluva Boss"
>Hazbin Hotel gets left in limbo for about 4 and a half years until being leaked just this week

Be forewarned, this cartoon has gay characters and is pretty fucking gay.

Episode 1

(Episode 1 original local archive)

Episode 2

(Episode 2 original local archive)

The original pilot struck me as rather visually refreshing, somewhat clever, but just had too many gay jokes crammed in to have me finish it in one sitting.

But I thought the format of a show that obviously panders to liberal audiences yet has some nuance to it was rather interesting. I want the show to do alright, but it's obvious the creator Vivziepop is unhinged enough to be a wildcard. I'm not sure how she's reacting to the leak, or if the leak was intentional for some reason, I just thought some people would find this kind of interesting.
 
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Wait sorry what game is Josh playing and what happened on Kick at the end of the stream?

What a strange fucking year it has been, sewer jews, tunnels & tr00ns, 16 foot aliens, elites prepping hard for something, Ralph getting Persep hot and heavy, DSP's fat wife finally comes back on stream, Kobes might be getting laid, Josh forgetting the hamster again.

I have an idea - what if someone 3d prints a news hamster and sends it to Josh's PO box so he has a reminder on his desk. The video playback lag is due to the ham ham curse.
 
Rei is Shit. said:
Pool literally says "bleach is chlorine lets leave it at that"
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IDK what your point is you might want to rewatch the clip. Mr. Ponytail was the one who said "mixing chlorine and bleach" and got corrected by Mr. Hat that he should have said bleach and ammonia.
The only reason I commented originally was because you could see Tim Hat staring into the distance because of how much money he might lose because the other retard said that shit.
Most common bleaches have chlorine, that's hardly the dumbest thing Mr. Hat has said. Bleach is a generic term, but in practice that's generally correct that a bleach you or anyone else buys is going to have chlorine which you should not mix with ammonia if you like breathing.
 
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