"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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davids877 said:
The risk for Null if he returns to the US and someone finds his address is not harassment from people with threads on the forum.

It's the 37 subscriptions he's going to get to the American and Cheddar cheese of the month club.
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What do you do for the deliveries situations when you're as high-profile and hated as Null after getting address-doxed?
You can receive microphones, dangerous material, poison smoke, dirty needles, literal tranny shit, drugs to make the police raid your house, etc. When you receive a package, you have no idea before opening it if it's something dangerous or not, what do you even do with it?

I need to look on ebay if I can find those small robots with hands that the police use when there is an abandoned suitcase in an airport.
 
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Claude Sigma said:
What do you do for the deliveries situations when you're as high-profile and hated as Null after getting address-doxed?
You can receive microphones, dangerous material, poison smoke, dirty needles, literal tranny shit, drugs to make the police raid your house, etc. When you receive a package, you have no idea before opening it if it's something dangerous or not, what do you even do with it?

I need to look on ebay if I can find those small robots with hands that the police use when there is an abandoned suitcase in an airport.
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he uses a PO box dummy
 
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Just heard in MATI that the adverts give a nice chunk of change and since the tor browser doesn't nuke them by default, was wondering if lord feeder gets more benefit if I let them play fully or if it's the same if I just skip them. Anybody know how this shit works?

I'm a firm believer in TAD but I can let them run fully if it helps our dear Ooperator get pizza.
 
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If you skip right away no-one gets paid, I'm like 90% sure that's how it works. What I've always wondered though is when you watch 20 seconds of a 30 second ad, what happens then? The three options would be non-payout, full payout, or some sort of pro-rata, but idk which it is.
 
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After browsing through my old playlists I came across an old favorite and realized that could mayhaps be used for the intro on some occasion.
While the title does simply mean "below sea level/not seeing the shore", implying hopelessness you could also translate it word for word to "Eyes under Null". The lyrics are about a depressed, tearful, forlorn sailor lost in a horrendous, violent storm at deep sea in an out-of-control ship whose time on this green earth is running out, fast. So basically, Keffals. :smug:
 
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Mikoyan said:
And make the mosaic much smaller. We don't need to know what the content is, but we need to know they're images.
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Okay FINE, here.


I fucking hate the retarded mask editor in Premiere Pro. It's a FUCKING RECTANGLE, I DON'T WANT A BEZIER, I WANT TO RESIZE A RECTANGLE BUT I HAVE TO DO IT IN YOUR RETARDED PREVIEW WINDOW THAT FOR SOME FAGGOT REASON DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME NAVIGATION AND ZOOMING CONTROLS AS THE TIMELINE, AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT DRAGGING OUT THE TWO EDGES AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE WHEN I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT AND INSTEAD YOU'RE SKEWING IT SLIGHTLY UP OR DOWN INTO A FFFFUCKING PARALLELOGRAM YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT
 
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
What's your favorite Mad At The Internet™©® All Rights Reserved (A Lolcow LLC™©® All Rights Reserved property) episode to date?
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I liked the old ones, when it was like an overview of a single cow. Probably the Deagle Nation one was best, but the Tommy Tooter and Chantal ones were classics too.

Not tecnichally a "MATI", but I've listened to the Kenny the stalker stream a bunch of times, and it still makes me laugh
 
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
What's your favorite Mad At The Internet™©® All Rights Reserved (A Lolcow LLC™©® All Rights Reserved property) episode to date?
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I thought about it and I really couldn't say. One that comes to mind is a time I sent a chat and got a good reaction from Josa, he went on a 3 minute shouting diatribe and that amused me, so this is memorable for obvious reasons. I'm not sure what episode it was, I'm gonna dig it up and clip it (maybe, if I can be bothered later / remember). In lieu of that here's a clip that popped up in my feed last week, I remember this one quite well bcos I was getting work done at my house so I was living with my sister when I listened to this, it's a good one (It's Judy Tester).

 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
The Reddit segment about the guy sucking his own duck made me cry laughing. Just a dark room, and you then see your husband just throating himself like there’s no tomorrow.
There aren’t even words to describe what feeling that would give you.
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The question people sometimes ask is does it feel more like sucking a dick, or does it feel more like getting your dick sucked? IDK but all I can say is RIP Trevor Moore:
 
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waffle said:
The type of woman who would watch bossman on their own would be some gross, mentaly ill, burnout like Alice from IP2. But I think there's probably other online dirtbag content that they watch instead, something more like Sagittarius shawtie or something
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Watching Chantal/Amberlynn fail at dieting for the 6 millionth time is probably comparable with watching Bossman gamble away all his money again. Although at least Chantal mixes is up real nice once in a while. Tag me when Bossman does anything interesting like move to the middle east to become muslim!
 
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A buried lede from the salt mines of A&H that represents a new level of techno-dystopia Archived Article Original Thread

The US schools are key-logging every stroke from your kids without a warrant on the laptops they issue out.When wrong-think is detected, they send it to a centralized government database to be retained for an unknown period of time (months? Years? decades? to be quietly leaked to employers and papers if the kid grows up to be too uppity?).

They call these alerts "Aristotle Alerts" (Given this context, might I suggest "Socrates Alerts"?)

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The police report states that on October 23, 2023, Officer Dan Downey of the Chippewa Falls Police Department was alerted to several "Aristotle alerts" that were triggered by a student.
An Aristotle alert, the report explains, "is a program that notifies school administration of certain words that are typed into School Chromebooks. These range from a variety of racial slurs to the words bomb, shooting, etc." A URL is attached to these alerts, linking to the links the student looked at.
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I doubt even Xi Xinping pushes this level of surveillance on his subjects, but I'm sure someone in his security ministry is running to his director's desk with this article for a promotion.

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To those of you who think there are "based" journos in the new media, I didn't see any horror at this expressed in the article, which was put out by dissident right rag "Post Millennial". TJD
 
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