"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

"Tomboys are low maintenance" My wife's two trucks say otherwise.

A proper tomboy can fix her own trucks.

 

[Cheeseknife]

The wikipedia page for Sweet Baby Inc. has an 'Online backlash and harassment' section. It immediately mentions the farms trying to make the curator guilty by association.

So, they're actively reading the farms. They're not even hiding it. Some shit goes down, they need someone to blame.

"Quick, Karen! Go scan the Kiwi Farms for any references to us. We'll let ChatGPT handle the rest..."

That's so weird because I thought KF had been taken down and wasn't anymore. Keffals basically confirmed this in his interview with the world famous e-celebrity Chris Chan! I thought Null had been banished to the phantom zone. But, for whatever strange reasons, the same people who organized these attacks find it appropriate to continually remind me that people they got rid of just keep popping back up. It's uncanny! Almost like canceling people and removing their online presence doesn't stop them from existing!

Who'd a thunk it?!

 

[Telemeter]

Some of ya'll niggas really out here perverting the idea of what a tomboy is because you can't fathom the dream, or most likely have ulterior motives (cough @Lidl Drip cough).

I don't even know WTF everyone is talking about begin fit = tomboy.

That's some fucking millennial/zoomer bullshit.

A tomboy is a girl who engages in boysh things, like, catching frogs, picking up carpentry, crass language, hunting, dressing butch, short unkept hair, etc. Most of these things are not conductive to "fitness". Fucking most men are not fit even if they do all of those things and more, women are no different.

Fit women are found practicing a huge variety of sports, from cheer leading, the whole of gymnastics, track and field, swimming, etc.

Those women tend to have very beautiful and femenine bodies, as fitness just elevates everyone. They also mostly tend to be very girly, because they know how beautiful their are and if they already have the hard part down, putting on a nice dress and makeup is peanuts and they can turn heads effortlessly.

For a woman who is into fitness to start looking mannish, it really does take a lot of effort, they need to be into serious bodybuilding and often taking steroids to get to the level that people seem to think "tomboy" means.

Its post-modern nonsense.

 

[Null]

I fucking hate you stupid faggots. Nobody gives a fuck. Jerk off to whatever weird porn you want. Stop ruining my thread. Stop trying to biblically justify your fetish.

P.S. A tomboy is a child. They grow out of it when they want male attention as a teenager. There's no such thing as a tomboy as an adult. They're either just farm girls or mentally ill like android raptor.

P.P.S. die

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I fucking hate you stupid faggots. Nobody gives a fuck. Jerk off to whatever weird porn you want. Stop ruining my thread. Stop trying to biblically justify your fetish.

P.S. A tomboy is a child. They grow out of it when they want male attention as a teenager. There's no such thing as a tomboy as an adult. They're either just farm girls or mentally ill like android raptor.

P.P.S. die

There’s a time and place to discuss the ideal woman and it’s not in the MATI thread. The MATI thread is at most for the non-ideal woman when a Lolcow is brought up.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I fucking hate you stupid faggots. Nobody gives a fuck. Jerk off to whatever weird porn you want. Stop ruining my thread. Stop trying to biblically justify your fetish.

P.S. A tomboy is a child. They grow out of it when they want male attention as a teenager. There's no such thing as a tomboy as an adult. They're either just farm girls or mentally ill like android raptor.

P.P.S. die

It's also used for young women that exhibit "manly" traits.

 

[Mango Cobra]

There’s a time and place to discuss the ideal woman and it’s not in the MATI thread. The MATI thread is at most for the non-ideal woman when a Lolcow is brought up.

Null has a bad habit of needing to justify whatever new retarded idea that popped into his head that he decided was a fact and will go to the designated threads, spaz out in them about how "No Kiwi-Child it is YOU who is wrong" despite being presented with evidence, get angry that nobody agrees with him and then demand nobody reply to him anymore because he should be immune from being told "LOL you are a retard" when he acts retarded so I mean I can see why it would get brought into this thread eventually.

I will, for my part, no longer feed into this "Null-Cycle" anymore and I suggest others refrain from doing it to so this thread doesn't get shitted up by becoming another cheese-war, this time over the definition of tomboy and how words and meanings change over time so something that meant one thing 50 years ago now also means something else slightly related to it.

 

[Phoneposter]

It's a trope in anime because most guys who watch anime are antisocial autists afraid of women.

not like me at all even though i watch anime
i am not afraid of any women
one time i punched a girl in the face

 

[Null]

Null has a bad habit of needing to justify whatever new retarded idea that popped into his head that he decided was a fact and will go to the designated threads, spaz out in them about how "No Kiwi-Child it is YOU who is wrong" despite being presented with evidence, get angry that nobody agrees with him and then demand nobody reply to him anymore because he should be immune from being told "LOL you are a retard" when he acts retarded so I mean I can see why it would get brought into this thread eventually.

I will, for my part, no longer feed into this "Null-Cycle" anymore and I suggest others refrain from doing it to so this thread doesn't get shitted up by becoming another cheese-war.

This is just a topic overstaying its welcome and I'd spend more time elaborating but I don't give enough of a fuck and it's not going to change your mind anyways.

 

[Mango Cobra]

This is just a topic overstaying its welcome and I'd spend more time elaborating but I don't give enough of a fuck and it's not going to change your mind anyways.

You know wha,t?
I agree. The topic is getting passe, and neither side is willing to admit they were wrong / both sides are right because the meanings of words and definitions change over time, so it honestly should just get dropped to avoid stupid arguments that don't fucking matter.

As an aside and as a way to change to a new topic, will you be covering the BlueFolf shit-ution on the next MATI?

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

I had to suffer through this, so you must too.

 

[I'm a Silly]

I fucking hate you stupid faggots. Nobody gives a fuck. Jerk off to whatever weird porn you want. Stop ruining my thread. Stop trying to biblically justify your fetish.

P.S. A tomboy is a child. They grow out of it when they want male attention as a teenager. There's no such thing as a tomboy as an adult. They're either just farm girls or mentally ill like android raptor.

P.P.S. die

Joshua, I hope you had a nice pizzanap as depicted by @The President of Nintendo.

IRL tomboys are girls so named because the adults around them are uncomfortable with the thought of a girl growing up to be a bulldyke; most kids can tell which kids are on the bubble vs. certifiably too gay to function by age 12 or so.
That being said, the tomboy fetish goes at least as far back as this

I had to remind myself of that fact, too, because prior to this discussion I had no idea why I was seeing all those weird meme images,

and they certainly do look like hybrids of twink and tranny romantically paired with an elderly fat man.
Speaking of which, when the Chud isn't depicted as the (((McLovin/pol/tard))), it's the above Gigachud old fat guy. This is Bioleninism within-and-for the Right Wing, by the way.

 

[Active User]

Can't wait for tomboys to become the new cheese. Very cool, thread.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I is the sad boi today with no MATI stream. I was looking forward to doing cardio tomorrow and laughing at the Vicious Vickers taking a fat L while Ralph couldn't take a W

 

[I'm a Silly]

Le reddit content, featuring British suffering:

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

So, they're actively reading the farms. They're not even hiding it. Some shit goes down, they need someone to blame.

"Quick, Karen! Go scan the Kiwi Farms for any references to us. We'll let ChatGPT handle the rest..."

If you're referring to Wikipedia, it's actually worse. OP says:

On 27th October, A thread on /v/ popped about on alan awake II is.....one anon used his detective intuition and came around possibly one of the biggest scandals in gaming history. Gaming companies outsource their writings to this company and maybe other companies that specializes in ESG and allow the bullshit and badly stories you see today, mix it with shilling from chinese bot farms and witness a much bigger shit show.

A thread on /v/ (not here) about Alan Wake 2, led to an anon looking around and uncovering possibly one of the biggest scandals in gaming history. Uncle Phil elaborates and says that this affects many gaming companies and games, and it's not necessarily just Sweet Baby ruining game storylines, but also "other companies".

A malicious interpretation by the Kucktaku journo condenses that into:

an October 2023 KiwiFarms post shares similar sentiments, stating that the company’s involvement in Remedy’s award-winning 2023 action game Alan Wake 2 was “possibly one of the biggest scandals in gaming history.”

That's not what Uncle Phil stated. It's meant to make him look foolish to readers since Alan Wake 2 is "award-winning" (for what "game awards" are worth anymore) and has relatively good user reviews.

Wikipedia pulls in the garbage article, because that's how Wikipedia policy works. Pick and choose (approved) secondary sources to craft whatever left-wing narrative you want. Then it becomes the accepted truth forever. As a bonus, the Kotaku article deleted the link to the KF post. So if you started from Wikipedia and tried to check the original source, most people would stop at the dead end.

That's not to mention that Uncle Phil is a random, fat KF user expressing an opinion. No offense.

 

[Cheeseknife]

If you're referring to Wikipedia, it's actually worse.

Frankly, I knew it was all a lie, but my focus was on how the article's selective quotations indicate they read what @PHILLIP BANKS said. It'd be different if they did something wholesale which would show they didn't even go to the website, but they actually went so far as to read what was written and purposely misquote it. This means they were lurking. They were navigating Kiwi Farms. They were reading exactly what was written there and so they have no excuse. If they have two brain cells worth rubbing together, they know full well everything they put on Wikipedia is just lies.

I'm sick and tired of powerful people acting like they're victims of less powerful people all the time. I'm fed up with their abuse of public perception to continue pushing a narrative which they shouldn't even be allowed to push if they actually were victims. They cannot simultaneously be attacked by the Kiwi Farms while knowing full well they can tarnish Null and his website through Wikipedia and get away with it.

If they know they can get away with it, they know they're pretending. They know they're playing for the "winning team." But I believe the Kiwi Farms will win, in the end.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

I AM NOT FAT GOD DAMN IT

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Ah so no tuesday MATI, is Null running a million degrees of fever?

 

[Freezard]

Personally I think that instead of shitting up the mati thread about tomboys or whatever instead of having that debate anywhere the fuck else, you people should at least talk about something like how putting egg sauce on your pizza makes it not a pizza but a quiche.