"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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With null absent, we could create a 24/7 AI-generated MATI. Here is my autistic sketch of this idea with just focusing the Joshua AI behavior.
Joshua Moon: forum administrator. A shitposter barely alive.
Gentlefolx, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to create the world's first bionic sneeder. Joshua Moon will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, more retarded.

Introducing:
The Six Million Dollar Mutt
 
Joshua Moon: forum administrator. A shitposter barely alive.
Gentlefolx, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to create the world's first bionic sneeder. Joshua Moon will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, more retarded.

Introducing:
The Six Million Dollar Mutt
His right hand will have a deployable FN 5.7, and his left will have a European cheese dispenser, while his eyes will be able to spot troons from 1000 miles. The ultimate mutt.
 
It's almost like South Texas is pissed off by Democrats basically going lmao lol the border who cares. Even if I agree with the legal position that border policy is essentially a federal issue, people actually LIVING on the border have had it up to here with this porous border (and that is putting it generously). If the feds want states to stop trying to step in and handle border policy, they need to DO THEIR FUCKING JOB.
My opinion is this, border control is a mantle of responsibility, and if the Federal Government refuses to live up to that responsibility, then that responsibility is to be assumed by those most affected by it, which are the States. if the States refuse, then the cities, towns and counties should have the right to assume it. If those institutions refuse, it should come down to the property owners of border land to enforce their property rights against trespassers as they see fit.

Once the Federal Government surrenders that mantle to the States, they lose the right to complain about the border not being theirs to not enforce anymore. The border is not solely their problem, in fact they're far removed from the problem so much so they don't even see it as such, and the people most closely subjected to the problem are those with the least authority over it. If they don't like the fact that Jo Bob and his hooded klan buddies are driving down the border in a pickup truck and wildly shooting shotguns at crowds of brown people in a hick drive by, then they should get their shit in gear and enforce the border themselves.
 
Joshua Moon: forum administrator. A shitposter barely alive.
Gentlefolx, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to create the world's first bionic sneeder. Joshua Moon will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, more retarded.

Introducing:
The Six Million Dollar Mutt
His right hand will have a deployable FN 5.7, and his left will have a European cheese dispenser, while his eyes will be able to spot troons from 1000 miles. The ultimate mutt.
Null has grown his hair long. It is slicked back. He wears red roller skates. As he blows up gas stations with video players at the pump and screams at passerbys about their inferior electric outlets, non-diegetic Crush 40 blares, adding to the confusion.
Biden refuses to activate the military because that will leave the chaos emeralds, left to him by Obama, unguarded. Kansas is saved momentarily when an out of season tornado Team Rockets Null into the stratosphere. Null's whereabouts are unknown. Barbed wire and concrete are erected around the entire state of Ohio in an attempt to thwart prophecy. Chris looks upon his mighty work and smiles as everything is going just according to keikaku.
 
Jonesing without my MATI fix. Kitchen porter work at my job requires background noise and now I'm running out material.
 
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Is Nöll back yet?
 
IDK how I missed this, but it has everything: Russian counter-propaganda, Tucker Carlson dissing, cheese, bread, and a Review Брат who looks like an old lesbian tomboy:
I wonder how many Westerners were shocked to hear that the "Russian McDonalds" is mostly the same as the regular one. Like, yeah, all the Western companies pulled out of Russia, but all the shit they were selling in Russia was made in Russia, and they didn't pull that out. You can still get Coca-Cola in Russia, it's just called Cool Cola now. But it's the exact same thing because they never really shut down the factories that made it in Russia, or take away the info on how to make it. And since the West said "fuck you" to Russia, Russia had no reason not to say "fuck you" to the West and wipe their asses with the copyright law.

The whole "Russian salary is too small for McDonalds" is true though, Russian economy was in the shitter ever since Gorby and Yeltsin destroyed the USSR because that went around for way too long for there to be anyone left to know how to do economics right. It's also why Steam in Russia became such a success and why it actually decreased piracy, because GabeN just gave a massive discount to all the games in Russia. It's a service problem as he said. However going to McDonalds in Poland nowadays is maybe even more expensive than going to an actual restaurant. A local burger joint offers me a bigger, better and fresher burger for less than what McD offers.

The mention of how people used to drink the after shave is funny because the same thing happened in communist Poland. :story: I never encountered a cart like that though, or at the very least I never had to get a cart onto an escalator like that to notice, but I'll bet if I go to some supermarket that has one of those I'll notice if it has the "grip wheels" on it. The massive alcohol alleys also aren't surprising to me, we have those too. Also people in Poland are butthurt about Auchan and don't go there because they still operate in Russia, and that's bad, because capitalism is wrong when we say it is.

I'm still wondering how exactly bringing Russian economy to this state, where regular people can barely afford basics when it was already really shit, is meant to help stop the war that's been going on for two years despite all the sanctions imposed on Russia.

Though one thing is for certain, Tucker Carlson is an idiot that is a part of the 1% and has zero idea about the 99% in Russia, US, or anywhere else in the world, and just made a fool out of himself.
 
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I wonder how many Westerners were shocked to hear that the "Russian McDonalds" is mostly the same as the regular one. Like, yeah, all the Western companies pulled out of Russia, but all the shit they were selling in Russia was made in Russia, and they didn't pull that out. You can still get Coca-Cola in Russia, it's just called Cool Cola now. But it's the exact same thing because they never really shut down the factories that made it in Russia, or take away the info on how to make it. And since the West said "fuck you" to Russia, Russia had no reason not to say "fuck you" to the West and wipe their asses with the copyright law.

The whole "Russian salary is too small for McDonalds" is true though, Russian economy was in the shitter ever since Gorby and Yeltsin destroyed the USSR because that went around for way too long for there to be anyone left to know how to do economics right. It's also why Steam in Russia became such a success and why it actually decreased piracy, because GabeN just gave a massive discount to all the games in Russia. It's a service problem as he said. However going to McDonalds in Poland nowadays is maybe even more expensive than going to an actual restaurant. A local burger joint offers me a bigger, better and fresher burger for less than what McD offers.

The mention of how people used to drink the after shave is funny because the same thing happened in communist Poland. :story: I never encountered a cart like that though, or at the very least I never had to get a cart onto an escalator like that to notice, but I'll bet if I go to some supermarket that has one of those I'll notice if it has the "grip wheels" on it. The massive alcohol alleys also aren't surprising to me, we have those too. Also people in Poland are butthurt about Auchan and don't go there because they still operate in Russia, and that's bad, because capitalism is wrong when we say it is.

I'm still wondering how exactly bringing Russian economy to this state, where regular people can barely afford basics when it was already really shit, is meant to help stop the war that's been going on for two years despite all the sanctions imposed on Russia.

Though one thing is for certain, Tucker Carlson is an idiot that is a part of the 1% and has zero idea about the 99% in Russia, US, or anywhere else in the world, and just made a fool out of himself.
tl;cr, you done real bad to piss off the Gopniks for having surface-level knowledge and no-brainer thoughtfulness about Russkies' brands.
Aside from that, Russia was in a world of shit, but I am quite optimistic that they still stand strong even from so much war trashfire going on, even during its slapfight with OOKraine. And still the political party slapfight, sperging and hatred to each other was still consistent everywhere that are vocal about their side was the big problem everywhere. Kind of fucking sucks that this still goes on left versus right for way too fucking long that when someone never wants to involve into party slapfighting, they would just be pulled in anyway if it is extremely heated.
Also, all McDonald's tastes horrendously sad and cold, even my McDonald's order is as consistent in terms of godawful price for soggy food as in other McDonald's in most countries across the hemisphere.
 
With null absent, we could create a 24/7 AI-generated MATI. Here is my autistic sketch of this idea with just focusing the Joshua AI behavior.
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- hewwo hewwo
- can you stop spamming?
- lower i internet
- i realy hate whores
- *clink clink of silver coins*
- *pssssssssssshht of monster can being opened*
- where's the hamster?!
- buh bye
 
tl;cr, you done real bad to piss off the Gopniks for having surface-level knowledge and no-brainer thoughtfulness about Russkies' brands.
I'm sorry if I sound like an illiterate retard but I don't understand what you mean by this.
 
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