"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Alaric the Visigoth]

This made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it

 

[2x tan my beloved]

"It just happens to be that neo-Nazis are about the grossest thing that you could imagine, and so people who are trying to be gross either are or pretend to be neo-Nazis."

Cloudflare still protects websites dedicated to hosting animal torture and bestiality videos, but the grossest thing he could imagine is a political dissident.

Also, the interviewer says they're going to ask specifically about Kiwi Farms and then never does so in the whole interview, instead focusing on Daily Stormer. He makes a lot of statements without specifying which website he's talking about, which is very annoying.

i cant imagine thinking saying a gossip site is way worse than the actual illegal shit hosted on their servers, when gossip sites have always existed one could even say that fucking zitter is a gossip site why not block that one too? you cant tell me there are no **neo nazis** on there radicalizing the poor lgbtqwerty youth into seeing how hypocritical they are (makes you think why they're so lenient with cp market sites and zoosadist forums), this tard might think he's being a hero and saving the interwebz!! and making it safe for lolicon pedotroons!!, atleast they're serving their targeted customers in that regard i suppose but him and his asswipes were the reasons i finally checked kiwifarms for myself and saw how much shit they lied about, considering how arrogant they are for it truly shows what their morality lies they don't fucking care at all. truly horrifying

 

[Jex]

This post came across my timeline and it made me think of Null
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Whenever I think about Japanese food I think of this guy‘s video. After all these years I am still unsure whether this video is elaborate satire or he sincerely freezes his rice to "kill the bugs" and washes his dishes in the shower.

I’m leaning towards him not being a troll because he learned English by browsing 4chan.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

"It just happens to be that neo-Nazis are about the grossest thing that you could imagine, and so people who are trying to be gross either are or pretend to be neo-Nazis."

"Noooo nazi child, you are the one who is gross, not the zoosadists. Enjoy getting DDoS attacks."

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

sincerely freezes his rice to "kill the bugs"

Most rice is infested with a small number of weevil eggs that probably won't hatch unless you have a lot sitting around unused for months or years. I have seen old rice infested in-store. Some people say freeze it, others seal it with oxygen absorbers to deprive it of oxygen indefinitely. They will also attack flour, pasta, oats, etc. I have dumped tens of pounds of stuff instead of eating ze bugs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_weevil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_weevil

 

[Terrifik]

also nice move on skipping Unicorn Day today

I only know this because Microsoft put the unicorn search bar today ask do you want to make ai unicorn art.

 

[Mortin Shart]

also nice move on skipping Unicorn Day today
I only know this because Microsoft put the unicorn search bar today ask do you want to make ai unicorn art.

 

[Terrifik]

have the boomer game instead of the original song

 

[Slav Power]

I don't know how they managed to get an actress that manages to speak fluent Polish, yet they didn't get anyone to proofread the script. It has blatant machine translation errors that would be resolved by any native speaker.

For example, "Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności". "Te" is plural, "To" is singular. A singular form was used in the quote right before it. Then "coś" lacks the proper declension so it sounds unnatural, it should've been "czymś".

Both issues stem from the fact that English barely has grammatical gender and has two declensions at best, while Polish has three grammatical genders, masculine, feminine and neuter, and has seven declensions, all of which are in just about every word. This is the type of stuff machine translators have the biggest issue with and it's the biggest telltale sign of someone using one.

It completely ruins the scene when you know the language, it's a needle in your ear akin to that caused when you hear leftists trying to forge pronoun bullshit into your language that you know how should sound, and how it has always sounded. Instantly throws you off.

Note that I suck at technically explaining language differences and I might be fucking something up. I just know how to use Polish and English in my head, and I can tell when something's up and clearly taken directly from one another.

Also, the interviewer says they're going to ask specifically about Kiwi Farms and then never does so in the whole interview, instead focusing on Daily Stormer. He makes a lot of statements without specifying which website he's talking about, which is very annoying.

A very blatant manipulation tactic. At this point it's pretty clear that KF isn't nearly as evil as Matthew Princess and the rest of smear merchants made it out to be, #DropKiwifarms failed, and the general public opinion sways more towards "KF isn't evil", but the journos are still desperate to get more smears in.

So they'll focus on the objectively worst website, mention KF, then make strong but unspecific statements, and now Wikipedo can use them to add more smears to the KF article, and no one ever verifies the sources they quote, so they can take these strong statements out of context, assign them to KF, and even if someone digs in, there's enough plausible deniability that neither Wikipedo nor The Verge will get shit for it, so for example Null can't sue either of them for defamation.

This is the type of smearing tactic that a retard like Asmongold, a guy living in an apartment riddled with trash and cockroaches was able to identify and clearly explain to his large audience of impressionable teenagers. Unfortunately it does work, because Wikipedo is still treated as an arbiter of truth by way too many people, so when someone wants to find out about what KF is, they won't go to the site, they will go to the Wikipedo article that's suggested whenever they look up the name of the site, and they'll believe we're worse than Hitler and will fear to visit the site.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

have the boomer game instead of the original song
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Damn those are some 'memberberries

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I would like to welcome Dear Feeder back from the dead.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Both issues stem from the fact that English barely has grammatical gender and has two declensions at best,

I, me, my, mine, myself
I don't care that they only really exist for pronouns. We have more than two declensions. Take that back.

I do hope in a 1000 years English redevelops cases.

 

[Desdichada Curiosidad]

I don't know about you guys, but these 3 weeks at work without streams have taken me to some dark places...

 

[Slav Power]

I, me, my, mine, myself
I don't care that they only really exist for pronouns. We have more than two declensions. Take that back.

I do hope in a 1000 years English redevelops cases.

See:

Note that I suck at technically explaining language differences and I might be fucking something up. I just know how to use Polish and English in my head, and I can tell when something's up and clearly taken directly from one another.

I just quickly looked up dictionary bullshit because I don't know how to properly explain linguistics.

To say it without me trying to put it in linguistic terms that I don't fully understand, Polish has more complex grammatical rules than English, so machine translating English to Polish is very obvious to a native Polish speaker. You read the machine translated line, you translate it in your head to English, and you go "yeah okay this is how that happened".

"This child is something from the darkness". You think about how many variations of "this" you can put here. One, right? Same with "something", there is no other way to form it. But in Polish there is, and when you hear it being done wrong, you can tell instantly.

Singular "this" can be one of three gendered forms, "ten", "ta" and "to". In this case, dziecko, which means child, is the neuter form, to dziecko. You say "ten dziecko" and it instantly feels wrong, it's always "to dziecko". But then you hear "te dziecko" and it's very jarring, because you always hear "te" as plural, because it is plural. "te kamienie", those stones. Or maybe "ci ludzie", those people, because that's the second plural form.

Shit's complicated, but just like Chinese kids growing up in China can perfectly understand Mandarin, Polish kids growing up in Poland can perfectly understand Polish. They don't know how it works exactly, they don't have all the rules memorized, but they know how it's meant to work, and that's how they use it. And they're more likely to learn English as the second language, especially with it being mandatory in schools. They still won't know every single grammatical rule, but they'll know how to use the language, and tell some differences between them.

Basically whoever worked on the finale of the most elaborate way of saying Jim Davis isn't funny in history fucked it all up for anyone who has been cursed with being Polish and it's fucking annoying.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I just quickly looked up dictionary bullshit because I don't know how to properly explain linguistics.

I was just being a lingfag, you explained it well. I just have case(declension) envy because the only languages I'm completely fluent in which are English and Spanish are caselets.

I appreciate the Polish info. Cool language. And yeah native speakers tend to know little of grammar that they can explicitly talk about because it's all pattern recognition.

I have worked as a professional translator and machine translation is like large language model AI. A useful tool to help speed up some processes, but completely ass if used on its own.

 

[my only throwaway account]

How long should we be expecting the Great Hiatus Arc to be? another 2-3 weeks or another 2-3 months?

turns out it was 3-4 days

 

[Haramburger]

I don't know how they managed to get an actress that manages to speak fluent Polish, yet they didn't get anyone to proofread the script. It has blatant machine translation errors that would be resolved by any native speaker.

For example, "Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności". "Te" is plural, "To" is singular. A singular form was used in the quote right before it. Then "coś" lacks the proper declension so it sounds unnatural, it should've been "czymś".

Both issues stem from the fact that English barely has grammatical gender and has two declensions at best, while Polish has three grammatical genders, masculine, feminine and neuter, and has seven declensions, all of which are in just about every word. This is the type of stuff machine translators have the biggest issue with and it's the biggest telltale sign of someone using one.

It completely ruins the scene when you know the language, it's a needle in your ear akin to that caused when you hear leftists trying to forge pronoun bullshit into your language that you know how should sound, and how it has always sounded. Instantly throws you off.

Note that I suck at technically explaining language differences and I might be fucking something up. I just know how to use Polish and English in my head, and I can tell when something's up and clearly taken directly from one another.

I'm confident it was intentional just to troll you 7 years later into making a post like this, nothing on this channel is an accident or mistake. This is deliberate autism meant to strike a dissonant chord with you. But your insight is appreciated

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

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How dare this MURDERER come back to the Internet after driving that beautiful man(?) to his death?

 

[derpherp2]

"It just happens to be that neo-Nazis are about the grossest thing that you could imagine, and so people who are trying to be gross either are or pretend to be neo-Nazis."

Cloudflare still protects websites dedicated to hosting animal torture and bestiality videos, but the grossest thing he could imagine is a political dissident.

Considering this is the questions and post-edit reel the dumbaass approved it warms my heart to know Matthew Price is still assmad he couldn't stop the Farms.
Also might have OCD?

Also, the interviewer says they're going to ask specifically about Kiwi Farms and then never does so in the whole interview, instead focusing on Daily Stormer. He makes a lot of statements without specifying which website he's talking about, which is very annoying.

Typical journoscum technique: Equating both while never admitting it's about either. Like gaslighting but in reverse.

 

[Null]

Prince continually lies and it sucks there's no way to punish him for it