"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[reeetardo]

Who the fuck hangs themselves on a doorknob?? Was it a midget??

 

[Boiled Pizza]

it's main flaw being the overabundance of bad anima tropes

you're describing literally all anime.

 

[Strangolapreti]

you're describing literally all anime.

Precisely.

 

[Maude Snew]

Smokers run the world

Nah, Kevin Costner defeated them ages ago.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Who the fuck hangs themselves on a doorknob??

 

[Harvey Danger]

He burned the letter lmao

https://twitter.com/XJosh/status/1779922383601811456

You're supposed to put the salt in a circle around the ritual, to contain the evil spirits. Instead he burned their vessel and unleashed them upon the world.

Woe unto thee, Joshua Moon! The spirit of anime haunts you yet!

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

You're supposed to put the salt in a circle around the ritual, to contain the evil spirits. Instead he burned their vessel and unleashed them upon the world.

Woe unto thee, Joshua Moon! The spirit of anime haunts you yet!

This, but unironically. Alright, this is what Josh is gonna need to do.

 

[waffle]

Smoking is based, but modern cigarettes are factory made poison rolls. I smoked pipes and shit for years, but I've also been quit for several years - and I felt better and had way more energy when I smoked.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Not sure if Jersh forgot to click a button or if Odysneed is just broken, gay and dying

I used to watch on Odysneed after the Youtoobs went bye-bye, but Odysee slowly revealed that it was getting gayer as it was dying (which it is). The most annoying thing was that I would sometimes pause the stream to then return and continue to watch a few minutes behind on the live playback, only for access to that be cut off when the stream ended in realtime. Plus Odysee's archives seemed to take a while to show up to point of feeling longer than the MATI Archiver. Now I switch between just waiting for the youtube archive or catching the stream live on rumble when I can.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Mormons have been doing missionary work before intelligence agencies existed. It's a fun theory but there is little proof that missions are glowops. Now post mission recruitment is true.

There is too much bullshit treated like fact in that thread for me. It was a interesting read though.

well that was a partial quote but whatever

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Hey now, he was trying jerk himself off real nice like and had a whoopsie-doo. They're not really the same thing unless Byuu was trying to have one more exciting jerk off sesh.

You're supposed to put the salt in a circle around the ritual, to contain the evil spirits. Instead he burned their vessel and unleashed them upon the world.

Woe unto thee, Joshua Moon! The spirit of anime haunts you yet!

It's true. It's how vtubers crawled their way out of the abyss. Null is like a modern day Pandora only with far more pinchable cheeks. His carelessness will usher in the ARGtuber and no one will be safe.

 

[jxxyy]

@Dire Dire Cocks this isn't a letter from Chris, this is the letter mentioned in Friday's MATI was from one of the superchatters who sent him a bluray of (presumably) Gurren Lagann (which he immediately threw away) alongside that letter. He explicitly stated in the episode that he was going to salt and burn it.

ETA: the timestamp is 2:38:07 from this stream.

ETA again, here's the direct clip:
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b-but.. how can Null make fun of puru pururin when it's so good?

 

[Nick Obre]

Who the fuck hangs themselves on a doorknob?? Was it a midget??

Not to bring the mood down, but one way is to tie it on the doorknob on one side of the door, throw the rope over the door, making sure the neck loop is high enough, then close the door and kick the stool.

I've also seen it done on the same side of the doorknob by just slumping down on the ground.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Who the fuck hangs themselves on a doorknob??

I don’t know if it was secured on the other side to the door knob, but…
“[Robin] Williams, 63, was found dead by his personal assistant at midday on Monday in a bedroom. He was suspended from a belt wedged between a closet door and a door frame, in a seated position just off the ground, Marin County's assistant chief deputy coroner, Keith Boyd, told a news conference.”

https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GB284/

 

[WelperHelper99]

Mormons have been doing missionary work before intelligence agencies existed. It's a fun theory but there is little proof that missions are glowops. Now post mission recruitment is true.

Yeah, Mission work has been happening in our church long before there was a FBI or CIA. It's what we do. Also lol.

There is too much bullshit treated like fact in that thread for me. It was a interesting read though.

Bro that thread is a bunch of grumpy ex Mormons, yes it's mostly bullshit.

 

[Uncle Holter]

Smoking is for brown people and women. Real white men use snus.
We should make it mandatory since it's proven to repulse niggers, it's like holy water to vampires.

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

Who the fuck hangs themselves on a doorknob?? Was it a midget??

Jeffrey Epstein famously hanged himself by swan-diving off of a prison bunkbed with a bedsheet tied around his neck. Affixing an actual rope to a doorknob and then just shuffling forward like a dog with an itchy behind until your neck snaps would be comparatively easy.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Jeffrey Epstein famously hanged himself by swan-diving off of a prison bunkbed with a bedsheet tied around his neck. Affixing an actual rope to a doorknob and then just shuffling forward like a dog with an itchy behind until your neck snaps would be comparatively easy.

The neck only snaps during a long drop where the person's weight and height are taken into account to ensure enough force is applied upon to snap the neck, but not so much force that the head decapitates.

Too little force (or when you use a door knob) and it's death by either blood not making it to the brain or suffocation which is far more excruciating.

Here's a neat article on the subject I just used to to confirm my preconceived notions. https://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases-conditions/death-dying/death-by-hanging.htm

 

[Null]

Byuu intoxicated himself while sitting by the door tied to the door handle. He eventually passed out and slowly suffocated while unconscious.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Smoking is for brown people and women. Real white men use snus.
We should make it mandatory since it's proven to repulse niggers, it's like holy water to vampires.

Cope