"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Ralph Barnhardt]

No shit nigger, do you know what a joke is?

I take the internet very seriously and get in fights with strangers over nothing.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

 

[Haramburger]

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@Null Here is the low quality version of the clip in case your internet can't handle the high quality one.

this is way stupider and funnier now that I know it was over AMOGUS. I thought it was a shooter or something.

 

[Musashi's Son]

this is way stupider and funnier now that I know it was over AMOGUS. I thought it was a shooter or something.

Trust me there are even more tard rage clips in his thread.

 

[Wodanaz]

The only woman I have ever loved was another man's wife - my mother.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Sati - the Hindu practice of widows either hurling themselves onto the funeral pyres of their husbands, or being physically encouraged to do so - is sometimes commemorated with a small monument or statuette known as a sati stone. One afternoon in Varanasi, which is an interesting place, I decided that my mission for the day would be to wander the waterfront where cremations still take place, until I found one of these stones. It took me five minutes.

The song Baltimore Whores documents a conversation between four prostitutes who each brag about the girth of their gigantic vaginas. The final whore in the coven claims that the fleet sailed in on the 1st June and didn't emerge until fall. This diligent approach to dilation seems to lie beyond the capabilities of most post-op transsexuals.

Rowhouses in the UK are commonly referred to as terraces. I rate Cog's Frankenstein monster of a dwelling as a two; a three at best.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

"Stay loyal to the European stream hours"

The man says, streaming at 1:30 am Greenwich time.

 

[Sneedmiser]

I'm so used to the hiatus that I missed the entire stream. I blame the Great Shaytan.

 

[Col]

Do I need to be a RESIDENT of Tennessee @Null ? I am unironically really close to Tennessee, but don't live in it.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

"Stay loyal to the European stream hours"
The man says, streaming at 1:30 am Greenwich time.

It sucks for me because Tuesday streams occur during Australian work hours. I thought I'd be cheeky today and still watch MATI even though I had a boring work meeting.
Fucking Teams unmuted me because it picked up the sound
Thank fuck it only picked up a music part before I killed the stream. Everyone just assumed it was a ringtone.

Shan't be doing that again - faaark

 

[Slav Power]

A little addendum to Ozempic Gabe and his new company he co-founded:

It's something he's been planning to do for a while now. He's heavily interested in brain interfaces, but much less invasive than Elon's Neuralink. One idea that he has is to make a helmet brain interface that reads out neural signals from the scalp, so you could put that on with a VR headset and now you have a higher degree of control and interactivity in VR, basically the absolute peak of it. No silly controllers or body trackers, now you control all of your character with your thoughts. Infinite possibilities.

The scarier thought is being able to interface with your brain the other way, so you would be completely put into the virtual world, where you can feel everything, including pain. And that could be directly channeled to your brain via code. But hopefully this won't go that far and everyone at Starfish is aware of that, but having an interface where you can control everything in the virtual space with your thoughts is something really interesting though. Imagine that you just sit at your computer, and by thinking, you open a thread, read it, then instantly go to replying and you type out all you want to type with thoughts. The middleman of keyboard and mouse is gone and efficiency raises thousand fold.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Missed comback stream to check viewcount but managed to do it this time, and since Null noticed it during superchats, yes Xitters view count have been broken for several weeks before you even stopped streaming and only showed total views not current viewers.

This streams average viewcount was 2847.

Spoiler: Breakdown

6 min in

Rumble: 1257
Odysee: 95
Kick: 325
VK: 22
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 1699
shown on stream: 1509
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30 min in:

Rumble: 1742
Odysee: 153
Kick: 578
VK: 11
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 2484
shown on stream: Forgot
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1 hour

Rumble: 1978
Odysee: 168
Kick: 638
VK: 13
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 2797
shown on stream: 2146
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1.5 hour

Rumble: 2371
Odysee: 168
Kick: 616
VK: 14
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 3169
shown on stream: 2553
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2 hours

Rumble: 2438
Odysee: 156
Kick: 611
VK: 18
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 3223
shown on stream: 2603
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2.5 hours (superberries)

Rumble: 2269
Odysee: 138
Kick: 450
VK: 17
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 2874
shown on stream: 2432
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3 hours (super chats)

Rumble: 2103
Odysee: 90
Kick: 328
VK: 15
Twitter: STILL BROKEN
Total: 2536
shown on stream: 2188
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2484+2797+3169+3223+2874+2536 = 17083
17083/6 = 2847.16666667

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Yet Another Successful MATI, we got suuuuper close on getting a Bingo but Jorsh managed to slip away.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Trump has been doing the weird Irish Robert E. Lee thing since back in 2020, I don't think anybody has figured out what the fuck that is all about.

Also, add "The Minnesota Question" to the list of things the Westboro Baptist Church was ultimately proven right about:

 

[Miller]

(something I brought up in the Odysneed chat, I only have the screenshot)

 

[Sneeds]

Letterfag who sent Josh that anime of the little girl with giant fake tits in a bikini is still saying insane, cow worthy shit. I advise against reading it out on air, TBH.
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Me and someone else in Keno chat (probably Bruno) were theorizing that this might be the Megumin superchatter. From the donation alert streams.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

I first heard this song a few days ago and it made me think of MATI:

Aesop Rock - Mindful Solutionism

Obligatory Joshcore version here.

Today's outro music if you enjoyed it.

 

[AnOminous]

Trump has been doing the weird Irish Robert E. Lee thing since back in 2020, I don't think anybody has figured out what the fuck that is all about.

That may be the dumbest, most senile take on Gettysburg I've ever heard.

 

[Anti Snigger]

That may be the dumbest, most senile take on Gettysburg I've ever heard.

Trust the plan, whatever the fuck it is

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Trust the plan, whatever the fuck it is

More money for Israel, and total muttoid mobilization for war to create Greater Israel.