"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Was searching through the Westboro Baptist Church's website (GodHatesFags.com) and found out they have a cartoons section. Last been one was posted almost 2 years ago.
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"High School Shootings" - 3/12/2022

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"Tranny Swimmer" - 3/16/2022

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"Foo Fighters (Taylor Hawkins)" - 3/27/2022 (The context to this is funny.)

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"America Is Doomed - Disney" - 4/6/2022

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"Roe v. Wade" - 6/27/2022

Wait a fucking minute - how does the WBC website stay up? How have THEY not been deplatformed but we have?

 

[Null]

Wait a fucking minute - how does the WBC website stay up? How have THEY not been deplatformed but we have?

remember: you are the niggers of the internet.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

The segment about Car Talk got me thinking if there are any lolcows lost to history? Long before I was even aware of Kiwi Farms existence (maybe even before it existed at all) I used to be really into youtube wierdos. There was a YouTube channel called Tiny Husband that I used to really enjoy. The entire channel consisted of very poorly made fetish videos about a tiny husband and his giant wife. They were very, VERY tame compared to most stuff on the internet but also very funny and entertaining due to their jankiness. Unfortunately, he was discovered by redditors and those faggot cocksuckers ended up chasing him off the internet (kill redditors, behead redditors btw). I have searched on Kiwi Farms and the wider Internet and can find very little surviving media about him. I did manage to find one of his old videos which I will include below. I am hoping someone else on Kiwi Farms might remember this guy and where to find more of his old videos. It would be fun to unearth some lolcow history.

Tiny Husband - The Great Slipper Trap

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Null So in one of your streams you mentioned how your not gonna encourage attention seeking behavior, and will shred all weird letters you get but you ll keep sliver.

So what happens when you start getting letters written on sliver tablets like some kinda sperg joseph smith. Worse what if people send you anime on sliver...not sure how they would do it. But worse I think is if the anti josh people built a ark of covenant containing the golden balldo!

okay sorry for sperging out, but I also want to say your remarks in the other stream about how you wish dick, ralph, and nick didnt self destruct really carried some empathy and pathos and I think it was sweet of you say!

As the resident Mormon, if you're going to send Josh letters on metal, I DEMAND it be on gold plates (also for your own sanity since gold is softer than silver in terms of etching shit on it)

 

[Maude Snew]

As the resident Mormon, if you're going to send Josh letters on metal, I DEMAND it be on gold plates (also for your own sanity since gold is softer than silver in terms of etching shit on it)

I sent him clay tablets about the terrible quality of his merchandise before but he treated my servant poorly and refused to refund my money. Damn you Ea-Nullsir!

 

[Null]

Tiny Husband - The Great Slipper Trap

this guy's voice reminds me J. C. Denton.

He was a good man. What a terrible way to go.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nice show

 

[DootSkeleton]

So what happens when you start getting letters written on sliver tablets like some kinda sperg joseph smith. Worse what if people send you anime on sliver...

Melt and recast into generic bouillon

Wait a fucking minute - how does the WBC website stay up? How have THEY not been deplatformed but we have?

They're just professional shit stirrers who go after current events and lowest hanging fruit for shock value. When they're not being shocking they're completely irrelevant.
Nowadays even when they're being shocking they're completely irrelevant. Their shtick is old and nobody cares about them anymore.

We're much more disruptive cuz we archive everything. If someone important or interesting says something ridiculous, it's getting archived.
We're especially hated because we can't be pinned as partisan. When half of your enemies say you're tranny lovers and half of your enemies say you're genociding trannies, you're probably fairly neutral.

 

[Sneeds]

Idk if Null has heard of this cyclist faggot named Gersh Kuntzman. He’s an insufferable cyclist faggot who reports and fixes peoples license plates that are faded or obstructed. (link)
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I know Josh hates Donut Operator for being a fed but he does have a point about this faggot.
Gersh Cuntsman got PTSD after shooting an AR

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(Archive to article since it’s fucking paywalled)
He was also on a Vice video

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@Null what would you do if some Jew fixed your faded license so you can get finally get ticketed goy

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

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remember: you are the niggers of the internet.

My radicalization continues to intensify.

 

[my only throwaway account]

this guy's voice reminds me J. C. Denton.

He was a good man. What a terrible way to go.

 

[DavidS877]

@Null what would you do if some Jew fixed your faded license so you can get finally get ticketed goy

Come on, Null is a Sovereign Citizen, he doesn't put up with that "license plate" bullshit.

Amusingly, I wonder if you could get a personalized plate through the DMV of "KWIFRMS" or similar, probably until someone complained or firebombed your car I guess.

Damn it, now I want to order a fake California license plate that says "KIWI FARMS" and post it on-line and see how many complaints the CA DMV gets(they can't even be that long for real ones).

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

In remembrance to the great cheddar wars.

https://youtu.be/_V1Ic6UehaI

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I want a "profession stream" or a " job stream" that's all about one profession in society instead of a person. I want a stream that's just like 5 hours going through all the worst journalists like eichenwald and kunztman and all the rest of their ilk.

Would be very entertaining but I'd probably have to watch it after the fact and in small doses so I don't have a heart attack from anger.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

I want a "profession stream" or a " job stream" that's all about one profession in society instead of a person. I want a stream that's just like 5 hours going through all the worst journalists like eichenwald and kunztman and all the rest of their ilk.

Would be very entertaining but I'd probably have to watch it after the fact and in small doses so I don't have a heart attack from anger.

döner kebab stand lolcow stream when?

 

[Zetsubou]

Aesop Rock was a great call for the outro on Tuesday. I'd heard him in Hail Mary Mallon (where he coincidentally also sings about jet-skis in money) but hadn't listened to the solo work. Thanks Null, I've got something to listen to at work for a few days .

Most surprising is that Null was right and he is white. I know kids, I'm scared too.

 

[Bogliacci]

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[AnOminous]

Gersh Cuntsman got PTSD after shooting an AR

Lmao what a weak pussy. Say what you like about them, they're fun to shoot.

If you've never gone out in the desert with a bunch of tin cans full of tannerite and a fifth of Wild Turkey and shot them (not the Wild Turkey), you haven't lived.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Josh hates Donut Operator for being a fed

The ultimate Blue Lives Matter bootlicker. A man who will justify any and all police killings of anyone, ever.

 

[AnOminous]

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remember: you are the niggers of the internet.

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga NIGGA. I'm 100% NIGGA!