"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Weeb Slinger said:
During Bob A Job Week, cubs and scouts - 9,10,11,12 year old boys, dressed in full uniform, would visit the houses of random strangers and ask to do chores in exhange for small sums of money. What could go wrong?
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Sounds awful. In the US the boy scouts sell popcorn and the rules explicitly stated not to go alone, but with another scout or your parent.
And null, women were allowed in venture scouts (part of boy scouts focused more on the outdoors adventure stuff, but was ages 16-18).
 
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@Null I took a stab your "Transgender Sex Offender" song idea. I think the end product slaps, very high energy.


[Intro]

[Verse]

There is a man
In your town
In his white van
Driving around
He's the real deal
He's no pretender
He is a transgender
Sex offender

[Bridge]
He'll try to catch you when you're alone
And touch you in your no no zone
His gender bended mind is twisted
Charged, tried, convicted

[Chorus]
Now he's a transgender sex offender
He's on the list
Sex offender
Don't try to resist
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
He's on the list and he's on it for life

[Verse]

There is a woman
In your town
In her white van
Driving around
She's the real deal
She's no pretender
She is a transgender
Sex offender

[Bridge]
She'll try to catch you when you're alone
And touch you in your no no zone
Her gender bended mind is twisted
Charged, tried, convicted

[Chorus]
Now she's a transgender sex offender
She's on the list
Sex offender
Don't try to resist
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
She's on the list and she's on it for life

[Bridge 2]

In the bathroom, think on this
What kind if woman stands to piss?
5 o'clock shadow, prescribed hormones
Should this person be around your kids alone?
No because...


[Bridge]
She'll try to catch you when you're alone
And touch you in your no no zone
Her gender bended mind is twisted
Charged, tried, convicted

[Chorus]
Now she's a transgender sex offender
She's on the list
Sex offender
Don't try to resist
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
She's on the list and she's on it for life

[Outro]
Transgender sex offender
Transgender sex offender
Transgender sex offender
 
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Null said:
Any request? Particular Lolcow stuff
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End of last month death fat Anna stated she was going to run a 5k because shes a runner now. It went about how you would expect.
Summary of video.

She got outpaced by an old woman in the 10k that started after. Her "run team" from some scam of a company called run lab all "ran" with her to cheer her on. She posted about doing a 10k in Disney before her results came out. In the video runlab even tells her that shes not running.
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Obligatory video of her attempting to break gym equipment.


Obligatory thrist photo she put out for her feeders:
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Null said:
Any request? Particular Lolcow stuff
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DarkViperAU and his sperging. Turkey Tom put out a really good video about it all, on his Tom Dark channel.


Blackstar said:
This happened a couple weeks ago and I don't recall you covering it but Daniel Larson had another great meltdown, YT link because the thread upload is currently gunted.
Since that's age restricted which you might not be able to play on stream, here's another link from the wiki for him
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Personally I get zero enjoyment from Daniel. His story is just more sad than anything.

Nothing but teenagers gang stalking and gas lighting a literal retard.
 
Gonna shill those for intro/outro again cuz they're Poolish and they're cool:
Also this one lives in my head rent free now:
 
Null said:
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Rekieta has had a busy week. I linked some stuff earlier in the thread and he had another Lawtuber on. Uncivil Law, who’s a Rossmann fan and has been on DesTiny’s show, basically was so unamused by Nick’s attempts at comedy that it comes off as the actual joke.

I don’t have the exact time stamps, but he Uncivil Law/ Kurt effectively calls Nick out for not showing up to Court for April Imhote and calls him a methhead.

Best comment on YouTube goes to Vyleea: “When the unfunny force meets the unamusable object”.


He also was confirmed to have done Acid in front of the Friday Night Tights guys.
 
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S1apSh0es said:
DarkViperAU and his sperging. Turkey Tom put out a really good video about it all, on his Tom Dark channel.
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The worst thing about that video is Tom himself and his awful attempts at humor. There's a lot to mock about Darky Viper, going for the generic hackneyed "g'day m8" Australian humor is painfully forced. Darky Viper's accent isn't even very pronounced and it's all but irrelevant to what's actually funny about him.

At least Tom is graduating beyond saying gamer terms in a funny voice.
 
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The worst thing about that video is Tom himself and his awful attempts at humor. There's a lot to mock about Darky Viper, going for the generic hackneyed "g'day m8" Australian humor is painfully forced. Darky Viper's accent isn't even very pronounced and it's all but irrelevant to what's actually funny about him.

At least Tom is graduating beyond saying gamer terms in a funny voice.
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Cut Turkish Thomas a break, have you seen his haircut? He clearly just graduated from Middle School
 
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@Null, buddy, you want to stop the Windows notification sounds for good?
1. Win+R
2. mmsys.cpl
3. "Sounds" tab
4. Change the "Notification" sound from "Windows Notify System Generic.wav" to "(None)"
5. Save

Voila, no more notification sound.

Alternatively, the Windows 10 way:
1. Open Settings
2. System
3. Notifications and actions
4. Uncheck "Allow playing notification sounds"

That's all you have to do to turn their sounds off in Windows.

Trumpet is just a fancy bloated sound mixer. If you want the old school one, run SndVol.exe or even make a shortcut for it. You can mute all system sounds in there like you could with Trumpet. That's all there's to it, Windows is more "tard-wrangable" than people make it out to be.
 
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This popped into my head the other day, when Bossman eventually kicks the bucket this would be the perfect opener for his person stream.

(Run DMC - Crack)
 
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@grand larsony is working on a KingCobraJFS AI assistant as an improvement on lolcowgo.net, the latter being based on YouTube's auto-generated transcripts. Below is the first example output regarding Cobra's assburgers.
grand larsony said:
Another Cobratron update: I got the LLM integration working. It's still a little bit of a scold though, so I have to get that worked out before I continue. Right now it's running on Claude 3 Haiku which is insanely cheap but also kind of annoying like this sometimes. I might upgrade it to Sonnet instead.
Here's a chatlog between me and the Cobratron

[USER] tell me about cobra's autism diagnosis
[ASSISTANT] Okay, let me search the KingCobraJFS archive for information about his autism diagnosis:
ToolUseBlock(id='toolu_0184KSWCVSJ4kvxhKUzAJjv6', input={'query': 'cobra autism diagnosis'}, name='cobra_search', type='tool_use')
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[ASSISTANT] The search results indicate that KingCobraJFS has been diagnosed with autism by a professional, though the details of his diagnosis are not fully clear. Some key points:

- In one video, Cobra states that he was "properly diagnosed by a professional" and that he "legitimately has autism" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsJvZKaoppY&t=489s). This suggests he has an official autism diagnosis.

- He also mentions being diagnosed with autism "before it was popular to be diagnosed" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsJvZKaoppY&t=502s), implying his diagnosis may have occurred some time ago.

- In another video, Cobra refers to himself as "my autistic heterosexual male" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMUWAxPscyU&t=3741s), further confirming his autism diagnosis.

So in summary, the available evidence indicates that KingCobraJFS has been professionally diagnosed with autism, though the specifics of his diagnosis are not fully known. The videos suggest he was diagnosed some time ago, before autism diagnoses became more common.
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The AI unfortunately is restricted to "safe" topics of discussion and would not comment on the hundreds and hundreds of times that Cobes has said "Fuck rape, Toobs TWU!" Perhaps in only a matter of years, we will have true advancement in artificial intelligence with the power to address the Forbidden Four...
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