"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Leftist academic women must be retarded or this girl is a devious genius. Many men lie in order to get into women's skirts.

"Yeah baby, I'd totally volunteer for Greenpeace." "Of course not, babe, private
property should not exist."

This Dutch girl totally ran a scam in order to shoot pornography, get paid, and get a rep "boost."

I know this will come as a shock to you, but this woman has an OnlyFans.

Please contain your frustration, I know this is some devastating news.

 

[Manimal House]

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I love raining on terrible puns

Thanks to that video, now I know how to say it with the Dutch accent so I can make this pun:
Gouda fuck do you spend that much on cheese?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

@Null,

You mentioned a bit in the Liz Dong Gone segment where someone says he was invited out to lunch at Club Z, which turned out to be an infamous bath house. Infamous bath house is underselling it a bit and really illustrates how predatory Dong Gone is. I remembered a famous thread from the old Salo forums and there was a section on exactly what Club Z is and it is horrifying.

Warning: Incredibly Haram Content

https://www.thestranger.com/features/2006/04/06/31580/bleak-house

Also including a compilation of the AIDS thread from Salo because it is eye-opening.

 

[Freezard]

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I love raining on terrible puns

Gouda fuck do you pronounce Gouda

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

the brainwashing of... biological imperatives? yeah sure you have free will or whateve,r but once you're done having fun in your 20s, feel free to come sit at the big kid's table, little baby stalker child

If you're a slave to your biological needs, you are no better than a drug addict.

 

[Unkind Individual]

Just stop eating food and drinking water, you junkie.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Woah. Hold on. Let'th unpack thith.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

@Null when you do cover SMASHED and SLAMMED please give DOUGHBOY a mention, one of the most inbred creatures to ever exist:

My understanding of this image is it was made by a true and honest bully breeder, although the inbreeding coefficients were added by someone else after the fact. Doughboy has an inbreeding coefficient of 98%. For reference, the infamously inbred Charles II of Spain, the Habsburg we all know and love, only had an inbreeding coefficient of approximtely 25%. Two things that jumped out at me just at a glance: his paternal and maternal grandfather are the same dog, and his paternal and maternal great-grandfather are also the same dog.

It's no small miracle these things make it past even a few weeks.

ETA: there's so many great ghetto breeder dog names in that family tree too, it's worth covering just for that.

 

[Blackstar]

@Null when you do cover SMASHED and SLAMMED please give DOUGHBOY a mention, one of the most inbred creatures to ever exist:
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My understanding of this image is it was made by a true and honest bully breeder, although the inbreeding coefficients were added by someone else after the fact. Doughboy has an inbreeding coefficient of 98%. For reference, the infamously inbred Charles II of Spain, the Habsburg we all know and love, only had an inbreeding coefficient of approximtely 25%. Two things that jumped out at me just at a glance: his paternal and maternal grandfather are the same dog, and his paternal and maternal great-grandfather are also the same dog.

It's no small miracle these things make it past even a few weeks.

 

[Lidl Drip]

To the niggercattle there's only following the crowd directives or mindless indulgence of bodily pleasures, they can't even comprehend something else.

We get it, no woman ever wanted to procreate with you and you're bitter about it and now post on /r/childfree about "crotchgoblins" to cope.

 

[Seafarer]

It's no small miracle these things make it past even a few weeks.

This whole situation reminds me of that one random.txt:

kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello

“dog jello” is probably the best phrase to describe these inbred mutants.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

We get it, no woman ever wanted to procreate with you and you're bitter about it and now post on /r/childfree about "crotchgoblins" to cope.

I knew the word "crotch goblin" will trigger your lizard brain and make you unable to get the message.

It's ok, my message is lost on you. Go spawn another kid. KFC needs staff.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Warning: Incredibly Haram Content

Interesting/horrifying article, thanks for sharing. Also lol

Another ad in 1985 depicted a naked jock, his back toward you, with the words, "You'd better sit down for this." That's a butt-sex joke. It's also what your doctor says to you when he has really bad news—and 1985 was a big year for bad news.

The locker room is on the first floor, along with a shower and a sauna—both rarely used.

IMAGINE THE SMELL

Speaking of, spoilering this one bc it involves toucha the poopoo:

Spoiler: why

The white lubricant was tan. Carl sighed big and literally said, "It's been one of those days," and got out of the sling and went off to the bathroom, and BJ said something about not being afraid to get shit on his hands.

Notable how often everyone was apparently really bored with their Dionysian fag wonderland, but addicted enough to meth and coom to come back anyway.

"It's completely suicidal, the crystal and the 'barebacking.' But there's something liberating and hot about it, too."

Very unsurprising a rapist tranny is into shit-smeared faggot meth palaces. Hopefully they invite a Shinto priest to consecrate the grounds after demolition, but I guess that didn’t happen after all because the article is from 2006 and the place appears to still be open at the same address. What a shame.

 

[Wodanaz]

If you're a slave to your biological needs, you are no better than a drug addict.

A slave who doesn't consider himself a slave may be freer than the wildest bird, if only he knows the truth. Are you a slave to your own hedonistic desires, or do you understand the compromises by which we measure things?
Your world is small, and you lack perspective and discipline.


eyo nigga kill me

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

A slave who doesn't consider himself a slave may be freer than the wildest bird, if only he knows the truth.

Cope

 

[Wodanaz]

Cope

I recommend starting with the greeks and trying to unlearn all the jewish lies you've been fed over the course of your (no doubt very short) life.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Beholding this dog's face is like staring into the abyss and I'm pretty sure it's not even close to the worst that's in there

I liked its vacant stare of existential crisis so much I made it my avatar.

Also if it's shown on stream please show the incredible shadow of the colossus edit this guy did, it's fucking great.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I know this will come as a shock to you, but this woman has an OnlyFans.

Please contain your frustration, I know this is some devastating news.

Yeah pretty obvious this is fetish content aimed at conservative men to jerk off to how much of a "dumb liberal college educated whore" she is. She's not trying to convert anything except your money into her money. These OnlyFans thots are running circles around dumb men.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I know this will come as a shock to you, but this woman has an OnlyFans.

Please contain your frustration, I know this is some devastating news.

And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

OnlyFan whores and their male paypigs have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[KateHikes14]

Yeah pretty obvious this is fetish content aimed at conservative men to jerk off to how much of a "dumb liberal college educated whore" she is. She's not trying to convert anything except your money into her money. These OnlyFans thots are running circles around dumb men.

Only true 105iq geniuses can see the brilliance in being unemployable at 30